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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:10:26 GMT -5
Cole: Well coming up next ladies and gentlemen is the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Alex Lackey and Jake Knave have been down each other’s throats since last summer, and these two look to end their differences right here and now, with Jake Knave’s Money in the Bank briefcase, or “The Ultimate Title Opportunity” as I like to call it, some twenty feet in the air.
Jazz: It’s tough. Jake Knave has had Lackey’s number more than once, but this is Lackey’s hometown, god forbid he stress that fact again.
Cole: What’s wrong with that Jazz? Alex finally has a show in front of his hometown crowd, and here’s his chance to impress everyone here in Spokane. What’s wrong with that?
Jazz: I keep hearing him backstage with Seth and Emily and River: “It’s my hometown. It’s my night. My time. I can do this!” It gets real old after a while.
Cole: Well, who can blame him? He’s a young stud who knows how to rough it out in the big leagues. It might not have been as quick as River Daniels, but he still got the idea, and ran with it.
Jazz: I’ll give him longest reigning X champ in this company, but not very much else. I might give him a bit more if he gets to take home the briefcase. Oh, why take it home? He’s already here!
Cole: Good lord above………. Let’s just get the match started.
Last Resort hits the arena and loud boos are aimed at Jake Knave. He walks arrogantly to the ring, taking his time to heckle his opponent’s hometown crowd. He see’s Lackey’s mother in the corner at ring side, and tells her to watch the desecration of her son in front of her tonight. She swings at Knave, but he ducks and rolls right into the ring. He holds his briefcase up to the sky one last time before he hangs it on the apparatus to be raised 20 feet in the air. Then, an unfamiliar voice is heard……
Adam: Hey Knave.
Crowd goes nuts for Adam and the guys behind him
Adam: It seems like you’re the only one here who doesn’t know who we are. So for the record, we are Vax Lavala. And we’re gonna kick your ass!
And with that, Alan & Adam kick in with the bass & guitar intro. After that, Max kicks in the power riff that makes Spokane cheer more. All of them stop for a bit………BOOM! Huge pyro goes off as Vinnie kicks in the drums and out comes Alex Lackey to his hometown crowd. Vax Lavala is now playing live, Alex’s entrance music. Alex goes off the stage to see people unlucky enough to be seated in B.F.E. to slap hands & take pictures. He goes to the other side to do the same thing as Knave looks on. Lackey finally back on the ramp, and signs autographs , takes pictures and takes it with the hometown crowd, still cheering loudly for Alex & Vax Lavala. Alex goes over to his mother, and gives her a hug before getting in the ring.
Alex’s Mom: Kick his ass, honey!
Lackey climbs the turnbuckle and takes more in until Vax stops playing and Lackey gets focused up for this ladder match. Knave goes over to Alex’s mom in the ringside corner again, and taunts her. Ms. Lackey backs away for a bit until Jake is not but a foot away from her. Alex sees this and hustles out of the ring and sneaks up behind Jake. Just about Knave attacks Mother Lackey, Alex runs in from behind, and German suplexes Knave into the steel ring post!
DING DING DING!
Jazz: Wow! Lackey is a true hometown hero. And that local band was cool. They rocked!
Cole: Well Jazz, While Vax Lavala did indeed bring the house down, what about Alex Lackey’s mother almost getting assaulted?
Jazz: You always gotta shit on everyone’s parade, don’t you Cole?
Alex immediately grabs the outside ladder and folds it up. He walks over to Jake and hits him hard in the back with the ladder. He slides back in the ring with the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring already. He starts to climb, but sees Jake coming in the ring.
Lackey goes over, and gets caught in a Knave Neckbreaker. Jake quickly scales up the ladder now, but Lackey gets up just as quick and yanks down Jake, making him hit his face on the third rung. Lackey goes up after Jake gets pulled off, but only goes up about half way.
He targets Knave, and jumps off to hit a frankensteiner. Lackey stands up and climbs the ladder all the way to the top now and………….gets off? He positions the Ladder a little more to the ropes, and then climbs it. Further away from the case, Alex still goes to the very top, but positions his body towards Jake.
He jumps off now…… front flip leg drop!! From 15 feet up! Lackey grabs his tailbone in pain, but keeps on going. He picks up Jake and sets him up in a corner, while Alex goes to the opposite side of the ring. Alex runs toward Jake attempting a spear in the corner, but Jake jumps up on top of his corner to the buckle as Alex rams his shoulder into the steel post.
Lackey gets out of the corer, but then Knave jumps off, and hits a Delilah on Lackey. Knave then decides to get technical and applies a side headlock on Lackey. He breaks it up after a few short seconds. He gets behind Alex after he gets up, and gives Lackey an atomic drop.
He holds him up however, and shoves him into the ropes. Jake nails a step up enzugiri to Lackey’s head. He sets up Lackey in the corner before Alex crumples to the mat again. Jake grabs the ladder and folds it up. He goes to the opposing corner of Alex with the ladder, and starts running! BAM! Knave uses the ladder as a battering ram to Alex’s chest! Alex finally falls to the mat below.
Cole: Oh my god! Jake Knave used such brute force on that ladder that he almost broke it! This is insanity! Alex is down, and he is down hard!
Jazz: I know Cole. Decent performance so far, and we know that these two can take it farther…
Cole: But how much farther? Is it to where both men are at a hospital tonight?
Jazz: Maybe. And if you interrupt me again, you can join them. You dig, Skippy?
Jake sets the ladder back in the middle of the ring and focuses the ladder right under the briefcase almost exactly. Jake starts climbing, and is up about halfway, when Alex gets up, and hops up on the nearby turnbuckle….. Knave finally gets to the top of the ladder, but Alex jumps off of his corner, and dropkicks Jake off the ladder!
Alex now forces himself up and tries to climb to the glory above the ring. He keeps climbing up until he sees Knave on his feet again, then instinctively, jumps off and delivers a flying clothesline to Jake off the top of the ladder! However after the impact, he grabs his arm in pain, as it was the same as the one he rammed in the pole a few moments ago.
He tries to suck it up by going for a second ladder from under the ring. He slides it in along with himself. He sets up the folded up ladder in the corner for an extra weapon. Knave comes up from behind though and slams Alex’s head into the side of the ladder, and starts to run towards him, but Lackey counters into a drop toe hold to Knave into the ladder.
Alex again decides to climb the ladder again, with his hometown crowd rooting him on. He keeps up, rung after rung, and he is half way up, and loses his balance due to that head shot, and falls off the ladder. He luckily lands on his feet, and decides to try again.
But this time he is joined by Jake on the other side of the ladder. Both climb up their respective sides. But Knave is up a bit faster, and waits for Alex. Lackey is hooked by Jake now, and lifts him up and over the ladder, and delivers a HUGE superplex off of the ladder sending both to the mat below!
Knave immediately rolls to the outside afterwards, and stumbles to the floor. He looks under the ring for a chair, and finds one. All brand new & shiny. He is just about to slide back into the ring, when Lackey comes in and slides feet first into the chair into Jake!
Jazz: Ouch! Right in the face! Ladder matches with chairs? That especially doesn’t feel good. I’ll tell you right now.
Cole: It doesn’t take much to figure that out my friend. Lackey just up and going after a hit like that? That’s why he’s the Adrenaline Rush. He gets second winds right out of nowhere.
Jazz:I know Cole. It is….. Oh! There they go!
Just at that moment, Alex throws Jake over the security wall, and Alex steps over as well. He drags Knave by his hair over to a clear area of just cement. Alex picks up Jake and runs him into a concrete side wall nearby. He stomps on Jake a while, until Jake punches back, and gets up. He then sends Lackey into the wall with a strong shove. Lackey stagers away from it, and gets a super kick to the face.
Jake picks up Alex, and sends him flying out of the crowd and over the barrier again with a clothesline. He climbs up on top, and hits a regular elbow on a downed Alex. He gets up, asks lackey by his feet, and hooks him in. He then does a catapult motion, and sends Alex into the ring pole head first!
Jake lets go and goes back into the ring to the two ladders, and takes the one in the corner. He slides out of the ring, and drops it in the middle of the floor. He drags Lackey onto the steel mechanism, and he hops onto the apron. He scales from where he is to where Alex is, and he just jumps…. 450 splash from the apron to Lackey on the ladder!
He takes the chair from earlier, and hops up onto the apron again. He jumps off the apron again with the chair, and puts the chair underneath his leg drop attempt, but Alex rolls off of the ladder and Knave hits his tailbone on the combination of steel ladder & chair!
Lackey comes up and while Knave is still sitting up, delivers a Shining Wizard for good measure. Alex slides back in the ring, and starts up the ladder leading to the briefcase again. He slowly climbs it just in case so he doesn’t get ahead of himself. He steps on the last rung until he can touch the case, but Jake comes into the ring.
He grabs the opposite side of the ladder, and starts to take it up, making Alex almost fall off. Lackey is shaking his head ferociously, before he realizes that if he swings his body just right, and he does. Lackey releases his grip from the ladder, but lands on his feet on the mat, and runs after Knave.
He tries a cross body, but Jake catches him. He goes over to the ring ropes, and prepares him for a toss……. Jake overhead tosses Alex over the top rope, and onto the ladder on the floor! Jake soon follows and walks over to the announcer’s table He starts to rip off the equipment as fast as possible.
Cole: Hey Jake! What the hell man? That’s expensive stuff!
Knave: So is your glass dildo, bitch!
Jazz: Ladies and Gentlemen, my newest favorite wrestler: Jake Knave!
Knave goes back in the ring where he sees Lackey setting up the ladder from the outside in, but Knave runs, and quickly shifts his momentum into an S.T.O. making Lackey relinquish the ladder. He takes it and sets it up near the ropes & announcer table.
Cole: Why the hell is the ladder so far away from the briefcase… oh god no.
Jake drags Alex, and actually helps him up that ladder, until about half way, then goes off to his own side of the ladder. He mocks Alex climbing up slowly much to the crowd’s dismay.
Jazz: Are you kidding? If this is going where I think it is….. oh dear lord.
Both get to the top, and Knave slaps the top of Alex’s head. He does it again and again, until he grabs Alex’s hair and yells at him.
Knave: You don’t fuck with the hardcore, boy!!!
The words seem to be inspiration as Alex blocks off the hand to his hair, and puts his hands grabbing his hair and his tights……..
Cole: That’s 20 feet up! OH GOD! EVERYONE CLEAR AWAY! HE’S GONNA DO IT!
Jazz: Christ above! He’s going to destroy Jake in front of all his friends! Holy Shit!!
AND LACKEY THROWS KNAVE OFF THE LADDER ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE 20 FEET BELOW!!!!
Cole: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Jake Knave is done! We need EMTs out here stat!
Jazz: Mick Foley got it from the top of a cage, now we just saw Jake Knave get it from the top of a ladder! I can’t believe it!
Cole: Wait, what is Lackey doing? He’s standing on top of the ladder…….
Jazz: Shit no. Is he trying to top himself? Alex, no! We’ are dead serious!!
Lackey: You don’t fuck with me Knave!
ALEX LEAPS OFF THE LADDER WITH A CORKSCREW PILANCHA ONTO JAKE!
Cole: THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT! CALL THE FUCKING MATCH!
Jazz: Oh my god! I’m speechless. I………. This is insanity.
EMTs rush out to both Jake and Alex who are both unconscious. They check blood pressure, and pulses. Two stretchers are brought out here, and both Alex and Jake are placed on their respective stretchers. They are both wheeled out to the back, but not before both of them receive a standing ovation.
Jazz: Well, I guess that was the ladders match everyone. Both Alex & Jake put their bodies on the line, and they paid the price. I don’t know if it was worth it for no man got the briefcase. And Umm, I say the show goes on.
Cole: I say that’s a good call Jazz. This match was crazy. All the high spots, hell even the low spots were hit real hard also and…….. You are absolutely right partner, this show’s gotta go on.
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:11:19 GMT -5
Barbwire Massacre
James Macarther vs. Destroyer
Cole: “Well up next folks we present to you a Barbwire Massacre”
Jazz: “This match has only took place once before in IMDbWE history I believe Cole and well it is one gruesome matchup”
Cole: “I cannot disagree with you there partner, James Macarther made his return to the IMDbWE one month ago and vowed to take revenge on Destroyer who attempted to end the career of IMDbWE’s 1st Triple Crown Winner just a few months before hand”
Jazz: “Macarther may be one pissed off S.O.B but has he actually stopped to think what he is getting himself into here. Destroyer has crushed River Daniels, Axl Massario to name a few in recent months and with shit loads of Barbwire surrounding the ring I think Macarther must have a screw loose Cole”
Cole: “He may do Jazz but I know James Macarther and he is a man that wears his heart of his sleeve and he will not go down without a fight”
Jazz: “Well James Macarther might be looking forward to eating out of a tube once Destroyer is finished with him in this matchup Cole”
Cole: “Well as you can see folks the ring ropes have been swapped for lines of Barbwire, we have got bats, chairs, boards you name it covered in Barbwire too”
Jazz: “Fuck yeah”
Cole: “So it is now time to send it on down to ringside with the lovely Jennifer Garcia”
Jazz: “I hope Jennifer’s skirt gets trapped in the wire”
Cole: “YOU PEVERT”
Jennifer: “Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is the Barbwire Massacre and is scheduled for one fall”
The Washington crowd pop for the announcement as suddenly the mood inside the arena changes to chaotic booing as . . .
“Edgecrusher” by Fear Factory hits the P.A system as the lights dim out and reveal a blue light glaring over the arena nearest the ramp as Destroyer comes out mocking the fans on first sight; drawing even more boos as some fans start to throw things at Destroyer who just laughs. Destroyer gets in the camera man’s face and yells “Macarther your going straight to hell, its time to play” before pushing the camera man to the ground.
Jennifer: “Introducing first. . . Making his way to the ring, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 342 pounds . . . “The Gigantic Freak” . . . DESTROYER!”
Destroyer makes his way to the ring and stops to take a look at all the Barbwire surrounding the ring as Destroyer laughs and then carefully climbs up onto the ring apron and lifts his legs over the Barbwire where the ropes use to be as Destroyer moves to the center of the ring and gives the Spokane crowd the middle finger as they chant “Destroyer sucks dick” and “When was the last time you made love” in which Destroyer shouts back “To your mother” gaining more heel heat which Destroyer just takes on the chin then suddenly “Move” hits the P.A system and the crowd quickly rise to there feet and cheer as the mood in the arena once again changes as James Macarther makes his way out onto the entrance ramp
Jennifer: “And the opponent, from Ann Arbor, Michigan weighting in tonight at 220 pounds . . . “The Phoenix” give it up ladies and gentlemen for . . . JAMES MACARTHER!”
Macarther stands at the top of the stage and stares towards Destroyer with a serious look on his face showing everyone he means business tonight as Macarther wastes no time in sprinting down to the ringside area and diving into the ring as we are under way here folks . . .
DING DING DING
James Macarther leaps across the ring and nails Destroyer with some hard right hand shots to the head trying to knock the big man off his feet.
Cole: “Here goes Macarther with the right hooks Jazz”
Jazz: “I can tell you one thing Cole we won’t see any wrestling here”
Macarther hits one last huge right and then throws his arms up into the air trying to get the crowd behind him as Macarther looks across the ring and spots a Barbwire baseball bat in which Macarther wastes no time in grabbing for himself. Macarther takes hold of the bat and . . .
CRACK!
Macarther swings the Barbwire bat numerous times into the chest and facial region of Destroyer trying to beat the big man down to one knee which eventually Macarther does before taking another huge swing nearly knocking Destroyer for six as Macarther goes behind Destroyer and drills the Barbwire over and over onto the forehead of the big man as it looks like “The Gigantic Freak” is already busted open.
Cole: “We got blood flowing already Jazz and we are barley in this contest”
Jazz: “That’s why this match is some gruesome Cole I hope you drunken daddies have put the kids to sleep for this one back home”
Macarther stops his assault and throws the bat down to the canvas as Macarther takes a few steps back and then runs towards Destroyer attempting to execute something but the big man is able to counter the move and throws Macarther over head in a flap jack like position as the chest of Macarther goes flying into the Barbwire ropes as Macarther is hung up.
Cole: “Ouch”
Jazz: “Macarther just got a spike to the heart right there folks bet that sucks”
Cole: “His heart might be broken”
Jazz: “Wouldn’t be the first time”
Destroyer gets to his feet and smashes the back of Macarther over and over with his big bear paws as Macarther’s chest grinning away at the Barbwire as we can see the blood running down his chest. Destroyer then grabs hold of the Barbwire and places his foot on the second Barbwire rope before wrapping the top one across the throat of James Macarther trying to choke the former IMDbWE Champion out as Macarther screams out in pain.
Cole: “Destroyer is like a serial killer trying to slit the throat of Macarther”
Jazz: “You watch way too much CSI my friend”
Destroyer releases Macarther and then decides to set up two steel chairs in the center of the ring as Destroyer grabs himself a third and begins to hammer away at the head of James Macarther with the steel chair as Macarther now also looks to be busted wide open in this contest. Destroyer throws the steel chair he was using down to the canvas before grabbing Macarther by his bloody throat and then . . .
SMASH!
Destroyer chokeslamed Macarther through the two steel chairs as Macarther lies on the canvas out of it. Destroyer picks up the other steel chair and now places the left leg of Macarther inside the chair before stamping on the chair as Macarther screams out in pain.
Cole: “He could break his leg right there Jazz”
Jazz: “Macarther is getting his ass handed to him for dinner”
Destroyer just laughs and picks up yet another steel chair but this time the big man waits a minute and decides to wrap the chair with more Barbwire as Destroyer breaks some of the wire ropes off and starts to wrap the Barbwire around the steel chair. Destroyer successfully does this and turns around with the steel chair in line with his face as out of now where . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “Rise of the Phoenix, Rise of the Phoenix”
Jazz: “Order of the Phoenix this is not Harry Potter, Cole”
Cole: “No you idiot the super kick from Macarther”
James Macarther got up just in time and was able to connect with a Rise of the Phoenix (Superkick) to the Barbwire steel chair which re bounded into the face of Destroyer and knocked him back onto the canvas. Macarther a bloody mess gets to his feet and the crowd raw as Macarther jumps right on top of Destroyer and hits a series of vicious left and right hooks to the face of the big man.
Cole: “Macarther is fired up Jazz”
Jazz: “His like a caged animal let out to play”
Macarther grabs hold of the steel chair that Destroyer used and picks it up before smashing it over and over on the body of Destroyer who is layed out on the ring canvas. Suddenly Macarther breaks the Barbwire off the steel chair and decides to do something different as Macarther wraps the Barbwire around his elbow as the crowd scream in horror.
Cole: “What the hell is he doing”
Jazz: “Never question a psycho Cole, especially this one”
Macarther points to the top rope and the crowd cheer as Macarther climbs up the turnbuckle and some how manages to balance himself before leaping off and drilling his elbow wrapped with Barbwire into the chest of Destroyer. Macarther continues with numerous standing elbow drops to the chest of Destroyer before foot stomping the big man’s throat in which Destroyer starts to cough up blood onto the ring canvas. Macarther waits for Destroyer to get back up to his feet and attempts to Irish whip Destroyer into the Barbwire ropes but the big man is able to reverse the move as Macarther’s back goes crashing into the Barbwire ropes and Macarther yells out in a cry of pain. Destroyer takes a few steps back and then attempts to hit a running big boot to the head of Macarther but Macarther is still able to duck the move as Destroyer goes flying into the Barbwire and his crown jewels get caught up in the wire too as Destroyer screams out in pain.
Jazz: “Shit that must of hurt”
Cole: “Destroyer can say bye bye too children”
As Destroyer tries to sort himself out James Macarther climbs through the Barbwire ropes to the outside grabbing hold of a table wrapped in Barbwire as Macarther lifts the table up and slides it into the ring. Then Macarther spots a wooden door wrapped also in Barbwire as Macarther positions the door level balancing between the security barricade and the ring apron. Before Macarther can continue Destroyer from the inside grabs a chunk of Macarther’s hair pulling him back up onto the ring apron but Macarther wraps his hands round the back of Destroyer’s neck and uses all his weight to pull the big man down as Destroyer’s throat goes crashing into the Barbwire ropes. Macarther grabs hold of a steel chair and smashes it over the head of Destroyer knocking the big man back into the ring as Macarther rolls in a follows. Macarther takes the steel chair and grabs Destroyer by the hair before drilling Destroyer’s throat into the steel chair once more ala The Undertaker as Destroyer starts to cough up more blood. Macarther places the chair on the face of Destroyer and then drops an elbow on top of it; Macarther continues his work by setting up the Barbwire table in the center of the ring.
Cole: “This does not look good Jazz”
Jazz: “You can say that again partner”
Macarther turns around and then suddenly . . .
CRASH!
Cole: “Oh god he could be broken in half”
Jazz: “Spine buster through the Barbwire table”
Destroyer nailed Macarther with a spine buster through the Barbwire table as Macarther lays shaking between the broken table as Destroyer grabs hold of Macarther by the hair and whips him one more time into the Barbwire ropes as the camera pans in on the back of Macarther which is now dripping with blood. Destroyer breaks another piece of Barbwire off and this time wraps it around his fist and Destroyer starts to hammer away at the forehead of Macarther with a Barbwire fist as the blood starts to drip from the head of Macarther who is stuck in the Barbwire ropes.
Cole: “This is turning into a blood bath Jazz”
Jazz: “We wanted blood and we got it we wanted chaos and we got it we wanted to be entertained and are we . . . FUK YEAH!”
Destroyer decides to stop his attack and decides to go to the outside where the big man picks up a Barbwire table of his own this time as Destroyer slides the table into the ring and soon follows as Destroyer positions the table up in the corner. Destroyer does his duty and turns around but then . . .
CRASH!
Cole: “Through the table”
Jazz: “How did Macarther do that”
James Macarther out of nowhere spears Destroyer and himself through the Barbwire table as both men lie flat out on the ring canvas in a puddle of their own blood as the crowd start to get behind James Macarther who slowly begins to get to his feet. Macarther rolls to the outside and once more grabs another Barbwire table and slides it into the ring but Destroyer has now also rolled out of the ring as the big man from behind smashes Macarther over the back with a steel chair as Macarther drops to the ring mat. Destroyer picks up Macarther and whips him knee first into the steel ring steps as Macarther goes flying over head. Destroyer looks underneath the ring and pulls out a black bag which he slides into the ring then puts something else into his pocket as Destroyer picks up Macarther and rolls him back into the ring. Destroyer sets up the Barbwire table and then picks up the black bag he got from underneath the ring.
Cole: “Well we all no what is inside there folks”
Jazz: “Tack time baby”
Destroyer pours out millions of thumbtacks over the ring canvas and even some on the Barbwire table as Destroyer thinks of what to do first. Destroyer lifts up Macarther by the hair and shouts some abuse into his face before wrapping his hand around the throat of Macarther and pointing to the tacks.
Cole: “No don’t do it Destroyer”
Jazz: “Macarther is about to make some new friends”
Destroyer wastes no more time and lifts James Macarther up into the air as Destroyer hits another chokeslam as Macarther’s back goes crashing into the millions of thumbtacks spread over the ring canvas. Macarther rolls around screaming in pain as Destroyer just laughs and picks Macarther up by the hair as we see the damage is done as more blood starts to pour from the back of Macarther. Destroyer now points to the Barbwire table and signals he intends to do the exact same thing as once again Destroyer wraps his huge hand around the throat of Macarther and lifts him into the air but this time . . .
CRASH!
Macarther reversed the move and send Destroyer head first into the Barbwire table via a DDT as Destroyer’s face is caught up in the Barbwire ripping away at his flesh as Macarther stomps on the back of Destroyer’s head then grabs hold of a steel chair and smashes away at the back of Destroyer’s head.
Jazz: “I am telling you this guy is a psycho he should be locked up”
Cole: “Oh shut up will you”
Jazz: “He is drilling Destroyer’s head into the Barbwire”
Macarther spots something in the pocket of Destroyer and smiles as Macarther stops and grabs hold of it revealing to the crowd a small can of gasoline as Macarther shouts out to the crowd for a lighter in which one fans throws him one as Macarther thanks the man and smiles. Macarther looks around and then grabs hold of the Barbwire baseball bat and starts to pour some gasoline on top of it as the bat sets alight and we got some fire.
Cole: “FIRE”
Jazz: “Fuck yeah this is going to the extreme baby”
Macarther waits for Destroyer to get back to his feet as the crowd look on in horror as Destroyer turns around and . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “His on fire”
Macarther swung and smashed Destroyer in the head with the Barbwire baseball bat lit on fire as Destroyer is now some what on fire himself and falls to the ground screaming trying to put it out as Macarther has a psycho look in his eyes. Macarther spots the Barbwire wooden door he set up earlier and points to it with the baseball bat as the crowd cheer and Macarther walks over to the wooden door which is balancing outside the ring and drops his bat on top of it as the wooden door now becomes alight.
Cole: “This is dangerous Jazz that wooden door is close to the fans”
Jazz: “We got a wooden door wrapped in Barbwire on fire and you think these fans give a shit about seeing it first hand give me a break you pussy”
Macarther takes a look at what he has created and then turns back to Destroyer with the fans cheering him on as Macarther grabs hold of Destroyer who is a bloody mess and drags him over to the ring apron. Macarther looks ready to pull off a suplex or something (Doubt he could lift him anyway) but Destroyer is able to hit a low blow on Macarther and width a second without thinking Destroyer grabs hold of Macarther and . . .
CRASH!
Cole: “Holy shit we need help out here”
Jazz: “Fucking awesome”
Destroyer hit the Eyes of Destruction on Macarther sending both men through the flaming Barbwire wooden door as the Spokane crowd chant “Holy Shit” over and over and both men lie senseless on the outside as the IMDbWE official checks on them.
Jazz: “That was insane Cole”
Cole: “They could have killed themselves Jazz”
After a few moments Destoryer comes too and is able to get to his feet pushing the fourth official away from him as Destroyer grabs hold of two Barbwire wooden boards and slides them into the ring. Destroyer goes to get a third but James Mcarther has gotten to his feet and takes down Destroyer from behind before ramming his head straight into the steel ring post and the two men begin to brawl up the entrance ramp. Destroyer grabs hold of Macarther and easily power bombs him into the steel ramp. Destroyer looks over and spots a dumpster at the side of the ramp and drags Macarther to the top of the stage before taking a look inside.
Cole: “That is a dumpster filled with Barbwire Jazz I saw them using that to take Barbwire out of earlier from this matchup”
Jazz: “This should be interesting”
Destroyer sees what is inside and laughs before grabbing Macarther again and lifting him up for a powerbomb position. Destroyer looks like he is about to hit the move but Macarther breaks free and battles out with right hooks to the face of the big man. Macarther swings Destroyer around and then pushes him backwards as Destroyer falls off the stage and lands inside the dumpster filled with Barbwire. Macarther wastes no time and leaps off the stage with a big elbow straight into the dumpster too landing on top of Destroyer.
Cole: “What the hell is Macarther thinking Jazz”
Jazz: “I just don’t know what to think anymore Cole”
Macarther pulls himself up out of the dumpster and is just a bloody mess as Macarther spits some blood out of his mouth and yells to the crowd who chant his name as Macarther shuts the dumpster lid and rolls it towards the ring side area. Macarther rolls into the ring and places one of the Barbwire boards in the center of the ring. Macarther looks over and the dumpster lid flies open and a hand appears as Destroyer climbs out of the dumpster his back is just covered in blood as Destroyer climbs into the ring. Macarther wastes no time in attacking the big guy coming straight at him with a barbwire chair knocking Destroyer for six as Destroyer flies back landing on the Barbwire board as Macarther goes nuts smashing the chair on top of Destroyer countless times before throwing it down and pointing to the top rope.
Cole: “What is Macarther going to do now Jazz”
Jazz: “I don’t know Cole do I look psychic”
Macarther climbs to the turnbuckle and balances himself once more before attempting a Swanton bomb off the turnbuckle on top of Destroyer, but Destroyer luckily moved out of the way and Macarther hits the Barbwire board back first.
Cole: “That must of hurt folks”
Jazz: “Bedded in Barbwire of course it did you idiot”
Macarther lays screaming on the Barbwire board as Destroyer gets to his feet and picks up the other Barbwire board and places it on top of Macarther with the wire on top of Macarther as Destroyer takes a few steps back and then runs hitting a huge big splash on top of the board which squashes Macarther between the Barbwire inside.
Jazz: “A barbwire sandwich for Macarther please”
Cole: “Make that a knuckle sandwich for Jazz too”
Jazz: “What you say bitch”
Cole: “Nothing”
Destroyer lifts the top board off to reveal James Macarther in a total bloody mess as Destroyer lifts Macarther up one more time and looks ready to hit another Eye of Destruction. Destroyer lifts Macarther off the ground but Macarther just spins out from behind as Destroyer turns around straight into a . . .
CRACK!
Rise of the Phoenix from Macarther which sends Destroyer down and out as Macarther uses his last remaining strength to place an arm over the big man as the IMDbWE official starts his count . . .
ONE
TWO
THREE
Jennifer: “And here is your winner by pinfall . . . JAMES MACARTHER!”
Cole: “He did it Jazz somehow James Macarther pinned Destroyer”
Jazz: “He just took the fight to the big man and it might have been a short contest but one hell of a gruesome battle”
Cole: “Yeah I think Macarther firmly left his mark on top of Destroyer epically with that Rise of the Phoenix”
Jazz: “Well Macarther has shown he still has got it Cole and done what very few can which is pin Destroyer for the three count”
James Macarther gets to his feet a bloody mess as the former IMDbWE Champion looks down on Destroyer with a sick smile as the IMDbWE official raises his hand in a sign of victory. Macarther takes a breath and looks at his bloody body before slowly climbing out of the ring and slapping the hands of the fans in the front row as the Spokane crowd chant his name. Macarther reaches the top of the stage and poses one last time before walking through the entrance curtain as move into the next segment
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:11:55 GMT -5
Cole: What a night this has turned out to be so far!
Jazz: and boy we are just getting started!
Cole: Yeah, next up is the Strecher match consisting of Bret Matthews and Jake London.
Jazz: These two men have been neck to neck with a rivalry which may as well be at it's end tonight.
Cole: All of this started in a little debut vs. debut match back on the 10/12/07 edition of Battlezone.
Jazz: These two men had somewhat of respect for another but then it went downhill when Bret Matthews smacked a chair in the back of Jake London's skull at Halloween Horror.
Cole: Both of these men want nothing more than to end this whole thing by forcing their opponent to leave the arena in a strecher.
Jazz: Well both, Jake and Bret, have already been through this. In fact it was at last week's PPV IMDBWF ONS 2 when Jake London Electric chair dropped Ace and Ace power bombed Bret off a ladder onto a burning table.
Cole: The Mercury boyz got the win when Jeff was going for the whisper in the wind but The Assassin pushed him off the turnbuckle and Jeff landed on Bret.
Jazz: Assassin couldn't stop the count in time and lost the match for his team.
Death of a seasons hits the Spokane arena and Bret Matthews
walks out to a shower of boos. Bret Stands in the center of the
stage and raises his arms high in the air. He yells and green
laser like lights flash around the arena. He slams his arms down
and in front of him the pyronetics explode. Bret walks down to
the ring cockily ignoring the eruption of boos.
Bret steps into the ring and grbs the ropes. He starts shaking it
maniacly and pyronetics fire off behind him. He then jumps on the
turnbuckle and raises his arms again. He looks straight at the
stage when Famous Last Words hits the arena.
Jazz: Who is...
Cole: Jake has a new theme jazz!
Jake London runs out and slides straight into the ring Famous
last words cuts. DING-DING-DING
Jake starts rapidly punching Bret. The ref looks unsure of what to do.
Cole: Ref do something!
Jazz: Cole it's a strecher match...no dq.
Bret starts backfiring with a few punches of his own. Bret and
Jake both uncontrollibly continue punching each other. Bret finally
stops it by low blowing Jake with a kick. Jake falls to his knees
and Bret Matthews starts laughing and posing. Jake London
stiffly punches Bret's balls and Bret falls down as well in pain.
Jake starts punching Bret's head. Bret falls down and slides out
of the ring.
Bret tries standing outside but when he does Jake had ran to the
ropes and suicide dives at him knocking both men into the
barricade. Jake rolls over and looks under the ring. He pulls out a
chair and slowly stands to his feet. Jake tries slamming the chair
down onto Bret's head but Bret moves out of the way.
Bret quickly leaps to his feet and right before Jake is about to
crack Bret's skull open, Bret yakuza kicks the chair into Jake's
face. Jake falls down to the floor with the chair still in hand. Bret
picks up the chair and is about to smash it into Jake's head.
Bret raises the chair and crushes it into Jake's head. Jake grabs
his head and looks up and the camera zooms in on his bloody
face.
Bret pulls a radio out of his pocket and turns it on. He moves it
closer to his mouth and says....
Bret: Bring it out!
Cole: Bring what out??? Bring out...
Jazz: Oh my...
Cole: GAWD!
A huge dumpster truck with dozens of weapons backs up to the
ring and The Assassin and Ricky Davis step out of the car.
Cole: Ricky Davis is now gonna help Bret?!?
Jazz: Seems like it.
Ricky opens up the back and pulls out a barbed wire bat.
Assassin picks up a hammer. Both of them start walking towards
the bloody Jake. Bret picks up Jake and assassin starts
assualting him with the hammer. Jake yells out in pain.
Cole: Come on guys this was a strecher match between Jake and Bret only.
Jazz: Leave Jake alone guys. enough is enough!
Ricky Davis graps Jake's hair and moves his already bloody head
towards the bat. Ricky starts scraping the head of Jake London
with the barbed wired bat. Jake yells out in pain and anguish. X-
Hack runs out from the back and starts landing punches on Ricky
and Assassin. Assassin and Ricky both look straight at X-Hack
and X-Hack jumps in the air landing a double drop kick. X-Hack
then runs at Bret and hits a clothesline to him.
Jazz: Look at X-Hack go!
Cole: He is cleaning house!
X-Hack picks up the chair and smacks them onto Ricky and
Assassin's head.X-Hack yells out in the air and raises the chair.
crowd cheers
Bret Matthews stands and gets a chair to the face.
X-Hack picks up Jake but Jake still seems wobbily. X-Hack runs
over and grabs the strecher. He runs back to Jake with it and
signals over to Bret. Both men walk over and try to get Bret up
on the strecher but Bret hits X-Hack with a thumb to the throat.
Jazz: And there is that injured throat.
Cole: Yeah, earlier he got hit with a deadly gullotine leg drop and now we see the effects of it.
Bret punches Jake in the head and Jake lets go of
Bret. Bret throws Jake on the strecher and starts rolling him
towards the line. Assassin grabs one side of the strecher while
Ricky grabs the other. The three of them start charging towards
the line but suddenly the Mercury Boyz run out and they start
beating on all three of the men. Assassin is down...Ricky is
down...and Matt Mercury kicks Bret in the gut and is going for the
Twist of Fate and lands it.
Cole: There is that twist of Fate!
Jeff Mercury gets out two ladders and sets them up.
Jazz: What is Jeff doing.
Matt positions the front ladder sideways in front of the ladder Jeff
is on. Jeff yells in the air and is about to land a leapfrog leg drop
but Ricky Davis quickly thinks and puches the ladder away. Matt
Mercury starts getting beat up by Assassin. X-Hack gets up and
Jake London weakly gets off the strecher. X-hack and Assassin
start fighting while Matt Mercury is down and out, and Jeff is
being brutally attacked by Ricky Davis inside the ring. Jake picks
up Bret and starts dragging him up the ladder.
Jazz: Uh OH!
Cole: This is exactly what happened last week in the forway hardcore tag team match!
Once at the top it seems as if Jake is going to suplex Bret off the
ladder and onto the strecher but Bret punches Jake in the ribs.
Jake puts down Bret. Bret then punches Jake's head and he sets
up for a piledriver.
cole: Are you kidding me! A piledriver from 20 feet onto a steel strecher!
Bret yells in the air and is about to go for the piledriver but Jake
flips Bret over. Bret falls down 20 feet and lands back first onto
the steel strecher.The strecher completly breaks in half with bret
also broken in half.
Cole, Jazz, and crowd: OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!
Assassin is shocked by this and is distracted. Assassin turns
around to get the virus crash by X-Hack and inside he ring Jeff
Mercury hits the twist of fate. Jeff Swantons Ricky and then
notices Assassin on the ground. Jeff springboards to the top of
the ladder and swantons off the ladder onto Assassin.
Crowd cheers at all the destruction.
Cole: This match is destroying people one by one!
Jazz: Or even two at once after that swanton!
Jake, X-Hack, and Matt Mercury pick up of what's left of the
strecher and bret. They put Bret on the strecher and move him
over the line while he is on the strecher.
DING-DING-DING!
Jennifer: The winner of this match Jake London!!!!!
Crowd cheers and Jake falls down onto his knees tired but still
celebrating with the fans. Matt runs over to Jeff and he helps him
get up. X-Hack then helps Jake get up. The four start climbing to
the top of the dumpster truck and continues to celebrate with
the crowd.
camera fades away to another segment.
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:13:56 GMT -5
JENNIFER: “The following match is the IMDbWE Women’s Championship Fulfill Your Fantasy Battle Royal Lingerie Edition.”
The Spokane Arena starts to cheer as soon as the announcement is over. Red, white, and blue fireworks blast off and "Savior Stars" hits, the crowd starts to cheer. Jinx walks out wearing a red, white, and blue lingerie outfit, with blue high heels and her hair tied into pig tails.
JENNIFER: "Introducing first, from New York City, New York... Jinx!"
JAZZ: "I think it just got hotter in here, Cole!"
COLE: "Jinx is making her in-ring debut right here tonight, Jazz. Wouldn't it be something if she won the IMDbWE Women's Championship on her wrestling debut?"
JAZZ: "That'd be one hell of a nice Christmas present, Cole."
Jinx makes her way to the ring and slaps the fans hands as she gets there. She slides into the ring and shows off her lingerie to the crowd. "Like This" by Kelly Rowland starts to play, the crowd immediately starts to boo and Ghetto Pollard walks out. Ghetto is wearing a tight, black leather lingerie outfit with black boots that go up to her knees.
JENNIFER: "Next, from Compton, California... Ghetto Pollard!"
JAZZ: "Wow, Ghetto is looking amazing, I think I'll cheer for her!"
COLE: "Wait a minute, your cheering for Ghetto?"
JAZZ: "Yeah, Cole, what's wrong with that?"
COLE: "Well, with Ghetto's behavior the past few weeks, she's about the last person I would root for."
JAZZ: "Well, I have my opinion and you have yours."
Ghetto ignores the fans as she makes her way to the ring. She gets inside and walks over to Jinx and looks at her for a moment. Ghetto laughs and then walks over to the ropes and starts taunting. "Whine Up" by Kat Deluna hits and the crowd goes wild. Darla Conley walks out wearing a white lingerie outfit with red hearts all over it.
JENNIFER: "On her way to the ring, from Los Angelas, California... Darla Conley!"
JAZZ: "Damn, Darla looks amazing! Hey Cole, how come you never comment on how sexy the ladies look?"
COLE: "I don't know, I guess there's just better things to talk about."
JAZZ: "Like what? Men?"
COLE: "I didn't say that, I'm just saying that there are other things to talk about other then their beauty!"
Jazz rolls his eyes at Cole. Darla gets to the ramp, turns around and shakes her ass for the crowd. The fans start to cheer loudly and the camera manages to get a great close-up of Darla's booty. Darla then runs to the ring and gets inside. Darla taunts for the crowd and waits. "Who's That Girl?" by Eve hits, the crowd boos and Liberty walks out wearing a light blue lingerie outfit with black stripes. Her hair is in a ponytail and she is wearing blue boots.
JENNIFER: "Making her way to the ring, from Louisville, Kentucky... Liberty!"
COLE: "So, Jazz. What do you have to say about Liberty?"
JAZZ: "She looks great, as usual."
COLE: "C'mon, is that all you have to say?"
JAZZ: "Why do you care? It's not like you say a damn thing about the ladies."
Cole stands there silent and Liberty makes her way to the ring. She ignores the fans and gets inside the ring. She waits for her enemy Kendrix to arrive. "Naughty Girl" by Beyonce starts to play and the crowd begins to boo. Bytch walks out wearing a red lingerie outfit.
JENNIFER: Next, from San Diego, California... Bytch!"
COLE: "Here comes Bytch. Do you think she could walk out of her a 2-time IMDbWE Women's Champion?"
JAZZ: "I don't doubt it. There's the chance she may win and there's the chance that she may lose as well."
Bytch wastes no time in getting to the ring. She gets inside and gets in Darla's face. The other girls break them up before things get out of hand. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne hits and the crowd goes wild. Kendrix walks out wearing a pink lingerie outfit with black trimming and black boots.
JENNIFER: "Making her way to the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia. She is the IMDbWE Women's Champion... Kendrix!"
COLE: "Here comes the champ!"
JAZZ: "Kendrix has it hard tonight, she has to go up against 5 other women in this match, Cole."
Kendrix takes her time getting to the ring as she entertains the fans. She gets inside the ring and prepares for battle. All 6 divas appear to be ready for the match to start. Liberty eyes Kendrix down and Bytch stares at Darla.
BELL RINGS
Liberty runs over to Kendrix and jumps on her in the lou thesz press. She starts punching Kendrix while on top of her. Ghetto runs over to Jinx and grabs her by the hair and then whips her to the ground. Darla runs at Bytch and clotheslines her then gets on top of her and starts punching her.
COLE: "The girls are wasting no time, they mean business."
JAZZ: "The title is on the line, of course they mean business."
Kendrix is pulled to her feet by Liberty and then goes for the enzuigiri. Kendrix dodges and sweeps Liberty to the ground. Darla is poked in the eye by Bytch and then walks backwards. Bytch gets to her feet and spears Darla to the mat. Ghetto throws Jinx in the cornerpost and starts chopping away. Kendrix walks over to Ghetto from behind and gives her a russian leg sweep. Jinx then grapples Kendrix and throws her into the cornerpost. Jinx hits the monkey flip on Kendrix.
COLE: "Nice move by Jinx."
JAZZ: "These girls are going at it like cats."
Liberty and Darla both get up and both run at eachother. Darla hits a headscissor takedown on Liberty. Bytch then grabs Darla by the hair and knees her in the face. Darla goes down and Bytch grabs jumps on top of Ghetto and starts pounding her face into the mat.
COLE: "The viscousness from Bytch."
JAZZ: "She ain't stopping until that title is hers."
Jinx gets Kendrix back to her feet and dropkicks her into the cornerpost. Jinx goes to clothesline her and Kendrix moves out of the way in time. Kendrix throws Jinx over the top rope but holds on. Kendrix goes to kick her off but Jinx grabs her leg and trips her down. Jinx gets back in and is attacked by Bytch.
JAZZ: "Jinx just barely held on."
Darla dropkicks Bytch in the back of the head. Liberty and Ghetto are exchanging punches in the corner. Ghetto gets Liberty in the powerbomb position and lifts her up. Liberty reverses with a hurricarana and Ghetto is flipped over onto the mat.
COLE: "A nice reversal by Liberty."
Kendrix is thrown into the cornerpost by Darla and Bytch is thrown into Kendrix. Both diva's collide and Darla goes to the top-rope. Darla jumps and crossbody's Kendrix when she gets to her feet.
JAZZ: "A high-risk move there."
COLE: "Still no one eliminated."
Jinx teams up with Liberty and both give Ghetto a double DDT. Liberty then slaps Jinx and gives her a snapmare. Darla gets Bytch back to her feet and starts chopping at her in the corner, Bytch grabs Darla's hand and flips her over. Kendrix and Bytch then attack Darla on the ground and start kicking at her. Liberty puts Jinx in the cloverleaf and applys the pressure. Ghetto gets up and kicks Liberty directly in the back of the head. Liberty falls back and Ghetto jumps on Jinx and starts slapping her continuously.
COLE: "Ghetto's doing everything she can."
JAZZ: "Jinx is getting a good beat down right about now."
Ghetto gets off of Jinx and leaves Liberty laying on the ground. Ghetto goes over to Kendrix and gives her a backbreaker. Bytch then goes to attack Ghetto, but misses. Bytch flies towards the ropes and Ghetto runs after her. Bytch is clotheslined by Ghetto overtop of the ropes and then Ghetto finishes her off with a high-kick to the face, thus Bytch is the first eliminated.
JENNIFER: "Bytch has been eliminated!"
COLE: "And there's the first eliminee."
Darla gets up and knees Ghetto in the face and then knees Kendrix in the face just seconds after she gets up. Kendrix and Ghetto stand beside eachother and Darla runs and hits a double clothesline on both of them. Liberty finally manages to get back to her feet after an insane kick from Ghetto. Liberty targets Jinx and slams her head into the mat. Liberty picks her up and snap suplex's her to the mat. Darla runs at Liberty and gives her a headscissor takedown but it is reversed and Liberty gives Darla a backbreaker. Kendrix and Ghetto get up and both punch eachother. Ghetto grabs Kendrix's arm and gives her an armbar takedown.
JAZZ: "So, any predictions on who will win?"
COLE: "Well Ghetto has been on a roll, so I'd go with her."
Ghetto starts to ruthlessly kick Kendrix. Jinx sets up for the Last Jinx on Ghetto, she turns around and Jinx runs. Ghetto moves out of the way and Jinx goes towards Liberty who then hip tosses her over the ropes. Jinx holds on but Liberty hits the Liber-kick and Jinx falls down to the ground.
JENNIFER: "Jinx has been eliminated!"
JAZZ: "There goes Jinx."
COLE: "Four ladies remain."
Darla gets up and starts punching Liberty. Darla gives Liberty a monkey flip followed with more punches. Ghetto gets Kendrix up to her feet and scoop slams her down to the mat. Darla and Ghetto confront eachother in the ring. Ghetto cheaply kicks Darla in the stomach and then goes for the Compton in da House. Darla holds on to the rope and Ghetto hits the mat. Darla chinbreakers Ghetto as soon as she gets up. Kendrix and Liberty both get up and Kendrix goes for a twist of fate on Liberty. Liberty pushes out of it and then goes for a body slam but is clotheslined by Kendrix.
JAZZ: "Kendrix, the champion is still in the match!"
Kendrix and Darla get Ghetto to her feet and go for a double suplex. They lift Ghetto high into the air and Ghetto starts to kick her legs. Ghetto goes down the same way she was brought up and DDT's both Kendrix and Darla.
COLE: "A great move by Ghetto!"
Liberty and Ghetto then meet in the center of the ring and Liberty hits a standing hurricarana. Ghetto quickly gets back up and dropkicks Liberty over the ropes. Liberty holds on and Ghetto backs up. Liberty moves out of the way and pulls down the ropes as Ghetto runs for the clothesline. Ghetto flies over the ropes but manages to hold on.
JAZZ: "Wow, both divas are just barely holding on!"
COLE: "It's do or die, Jazz!"
Ghetto and Liberty punch eachother hoping for the other to fall off. Ghetto grabs Liberty's arm and pulls her closer to herself. Liberty is kneed in the face. Ghetto then pushes Liberty back to the turnbuckle and smashes her head into the cornerpost, thus Liberty falls off the apron and is eliminated.
JENNIFER: "Liberty has been eliminated!"
Ghetto laughs at Liberty and turns around to get into the ring but Kendrix and Darla get up and both double clothesline her out of the ring and out of the match.
JENNIFER: "Ghetto Pollard has been eliminated!"
COLE: "The two ghetto chicks go down one after the other."
JAZZ: "And now, we have only two divas left. Kendrix and Darla."
Kendrix and Darla both have a staredown in the middle of the ring. Darla slaps Kendrix right across the face. The crowd cheers for both women. Kendrix then slaps Darla across the face.
COLE: "I think we have a slapping war about to happen."
Darla manages to get on top of Kendrix and starts delivering punches left and right. Kendrix punches Darla while on the ground and rolls out from under her. Kendrix gives Darla a twist of fate and Darla flops to the mat. Kendrix picks her up and goes for a scoop slam. Darla reverses with a tornado DDT.
JAZZ: "A nice reversal there."
Darla grabs Kendrix by the arm and gets her up to her feet. Darla takes her to the cornerpost and monkeyflips her in one corner and then does the same in another. Darla then goes for a neckbreaker but is reversed by Kendrix who throws her into the cornerpost. Kendrix lifts her up to the top of the turnbuckle and then frankensteiners Darla off of the top. Kendrix goes back up to the top rope and waits for Darla to get back up to her feet.
COLE: "Here it comes... the Kendrix Krash!"
Kendrix jumps for the Kendrix Krash and lands on Darla's shoulders near the rope. Kendrix grabs the ropes and trys to flip Darla over the ropes. Darla pushes her legs off from around her neck. Kendrix goes down on the apron and Darla bitch slaps her right across the face and Kendrix falls down to the ground.
JAZZ: "Oh my God!"
BELL RINGS
JENNIFER: "Here is your winner and the new IMDbWE Women's Champion... Darla Conley!"
"Whine Up" begins to play and the referee gets inside the ring and puts the belt in Darla's arms. An excited and shocked Darla goes to the top rope and holds up her new belt for the crowd. The crowd cheers like never before for Darla and she sheds tears of joy.
COLE: "What a great match!"
Kraig and Brett Reynolds run out and celebrate with Darla. Kraig kisses her on the cheeks and both men lift her up onto their shoulders and carry her off. Darla holds her title high in the air.
JAZZ: "Congrats to Darla Conley on her first title!"
COLE: "Yes indeed, Jazz, and good luck to her defending it."
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:14:33 GMT -5
All of a sudden, out of nowhere is Alex Lackey making his hometown crowd stand and cheer for him being able to be here not even an hour after the pilancha.
Jazz: What the hell is he doing here? We were told he was at Sacred Heart, but he’s…….. how can he walk?
Cole: This…… is a brave man. Just what is he going to say?
Alex goes into the ring with a microphone and just says:
Lackey: Jake Knave, I see the briefcase is still hanging. Get your ass out here, we are going to finish this match!
The crowd goes ballistic at the announcement from Lackey, and chant “Thank You Lackey.”
Cole: What? After the hell Lackey & Knave went through, Alex wants more? Does he think Jake is out of his hospital bed?
Jazz: Apparently yes Cole. Check the stage!
There standing on the stage is Jake Knave! He walks down to the ring, and slides in meeting Lackey nose to nose. Knave takes a swing at Lackey, but Alex blocks it, and punches back. Both brawl to the ropes near the announce tables, until Knave clotheslines both himself and Alex over the top rope to the floor.
Knave searches for a weapon he can use, and he finds one. He clears out the announcers’ area, and grabs the ring bell. He sees Lackey up, and clocks him with the bell! Lackey goes down fast, and Knave stands tall. He checks for some ladders under the ring, and finds them. He drags them out and slides one in the ring.
He takes another ladder after that and slides that one in as well. He picks Alex up, and rolls him back in too. Sends him off the ropes, and hits a strong forearm. He goes up to the turnbuckle, and tries a flying kick off the top, but misses. He lands on his feet though, but Lackey hits knave hard with a shuffle kick.
Jake rolls up trying to shake it off, but walks right into a cutter from Alex. Lackey goes up the ladder he sets up, and climbs to the top. He touches the briefcase, and hits the caribeaner. Knave climbs up though as well, and tries to shove Lackey off the ladder, but Alex leans back and then goes forward, over Jake into a sunset flip power bomb!
Alex gets up and sets up the other ladder next to the already set up ladder. He climbs both for a sturdy balance, but goes over to one other he builds confidence. Jake gets up and climbs the opposite ladder, then leaps to Alex’s ladder to deliver a beautiful hurricanrana!
He climbs up the ladder again, and stalks lackey. He sees the opportunity…….
AIR KNAVE FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
Jake slowly gets up, and starts to climb the ladder again, he is at the top of the ladder, and almost has the brief case down but……
Cole: What? Oh my god! What an assist!
Seth Jacobs comes flying down the ramp with a chair, and blasts the back of Knave! He falls into Seth’s arms, and sets him up for an S.T.O….. but here’s Alex with a Russian leg sweep, YES! The Escort Service! Seth steadies the ladder for his fellow cohort Alex, as he climbs it, and grabs the briefcase!
Jennifer: Here is your winner: Spokane’s own: ALEX LACKEY!
Seth and Alex hug in the ring, and raise each other’s hand in victory. The cohorts have reunited tonight! Both men go through the crowd and celebrate with all of Alex’s friends and family.
Cole: Well the hometown boy comes home and in a brave effort, gets the money in the bank case.
Jazz: Well, as the mountain dew shower commences, let’s go backstage.
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:15:23 GMT -5
Make or Break Battle Royal, winner gets title shot
Kirk Angel vs. Jake Benoit vs. Damien Calaway vs. Deranged vs. Johnny Douglas vs X-Hack vs. Edward Hart vs. Chris Molvanni vs. Jeremy Nash-H vs. Carlos Perez vs. Brett Reynolds vs. Kraig Reynolds vs. Harry Richards vs. Sakky vs. Ken Williamson
Cole: Hello and welcome back to Annihilation! We’ve got a huge match here, the Make or Break Battle Royal!
Kirk Angel, Jake Benoit, Deranged, Johnny Douglas, Edward Hart, Chris Molvanni, Jeremy Nash, Harry Richards, Sakky, and Ken Williamson are already in the ring.
Jazz: That’s right, Cole. The winner gets a shot at any title in the IMDBWE!
Cole: What an opportunity for these young competitors. Tonight we are also witnessing the return of the Mexican sensation, Carlos Perez!
The arena gets dark and a huge pyro goes off as Carlos Perez makes his way towards the ring. The crowd cheers as the luchador high-fives people in the crowd on his way down the ramp. He then runs into the ring, taking off his traditional Mexican headpiece and gets ready to fight.
Cole: No nonsense from Perez today, he’s ready to prove himself once again.
Symphony of Destruction by Metallica plays and Damien Calaway makes his way to the ring. He cockily slides into the ring and gestures with his hands that he wants to win a belt. Next, The Pretender by the Foo Fighters plays and X-Hack comes to the ring as the crowd cheers.
Metalingus by Alter Bridge plays and the Reynolds come out from backstage, flexing their muscles.
Cole: Here’s two of the strongest guys you’ll see in the IDMBWE.
Jazz: You’ve got to think that they are going to have the advantage today. Not only are they both jacked, but there’s two of ‘em!
The bell rings and the wrestlers go at it. The Brett and Kraig Reynolds instantly single out Sakky, who is about to shit his pants. Kraig picks him up and military presses him a few times as the crowd cheers. He then hurls him out of the ring and over the barrier, into the first row of the crowd!
Eliminated: Sakky (by Kraig Reynolds)
Kirk Angel and Jake Benoit are fighting in a great technical battle. Kirk gets Jake in a headlock and Jake reverses it into a hamerlock. Kirk then hits three German suplexes in a row and is about to eliminate Benoit when Calaway, out of nowhere, dropkicks Angel in the head from the top rope. Calaway then takes Angel and knocks him over the top rope. Angel hangs on and Calaway bounces off the ropes and hits him with a diving baseball slide for the elmination.
Eliminated: Kirk Angel (by Damien Calaway)
Meanwhile, the Reynolds continue their domination of the match by double clotheslining Perez, who rolls over to the corner of the ring. They pick up Benoit off the ground and give him a double suplex and toss him over the top rope.
Eliminated: Jake Benoit (by Kraig and Brett Reynolds)
Perez gets to his feet again and fights with Edward Hart. He twists his arm around and starts kicking him in the back of the legs, then hits him with a hurricanrana. He bounces off the opposite ropes and comes back and hits him with a shining wizard, followed by a standing moonsault. He then picks him up and tosses him over the ropes for another elimination.
Eliminated: Edward Hart (by Carlos Perez)
Kraig and Brett Reynolds have Ken Williamson in the corner and are going back and forth with huge punches. Brett Reynolds gets him in a bear hug as Kraig moves on to fight Deranged. At the same time, Kraig and Brett give them both belly-to-belly suplexes. Kraig gets Williamson in the Kraiglock, while Brett delivers Deranged the devistating Brett Body Smash. They toss both men out of the ring battered and unconscious.
Elimnated: Ken Williamson (by Kraig Reynolds)
Eliminated: Deranged (by Brett Reynolds)
Perez and X-Hack are fighting, back and forth, with punches and chops. X-Hack whips Perez off the ropes, and Perez comes back and jumps over X-Hack. Both men bounce off the ropes and head straight for each other. Perez hits X-Hack with a Seated Senton, followed by a Springboard Moonsault. He goes to eliminate X-Hack, but X-Hack reverses it and sends Perez over the ropes, standing on the ring apron. X-Hack hits him with punches, trying to eliminate him, but Perez holds on. Perez then hits him with a huge uppercut. X-Hack staggers back, giving Perez the time to spring off the top rope and hit him with his finisher, the Guillotine Legdrop. Perez takes X-Hack off the ground and eliminates him.
Eliminated: X-Hack (by Carlo Perez)
Cole: We’re down to the final 8 here in the Make or Break battle royal! You’ve got to wonder now if anyone can stop the Reynolds!
All the wrestlers realize that, if they are to eliminate the powerhouses, Kraig and Brett, now is the time. Damien Calaway, Johnny Douglas, Chris Molvanni, Carlos Perez, Jeremy Nash, and Harry Richards all go after Kraig and Brett. The Reynolds are separated into different corners as two 3v1 battles commence. Molvanni, Calaway, and Douglas are all kicking and punching Kraig. Kraig refuses to go down without a fight and starts throwing punches everywhere. Kraig breaks free and hits Molvanni with a Spinebuster. Kraig then attacks Douglas, hitting him with a Spear. Calaway takes advantage of the situation and picks up Molvanni and tosses him over the ropes for the elimination.
Eliminated: Chris Molvanni (by Damien Calaway)
Meanwhile, Perez, Nash, and Richards are attacking Brett. Nash and Richards hold Brett to the corner while Perez runs at him with a huge knee to the chin. He then hits him with a bulldog. Perez is ready to eliminate Brett when Nash and Richards bombard him with kicks and stomps. They get Perez off the ground and bounce him off the ropes. They go for a double clothesline, but he ducks and comes back with a clothesline of his own. Calaway comes over and Perez gives Nash a springboard moonsault, as Calaway hits Richards with a springboard moonsault of his own. They both eliminate Nash and Richards as the field is narrowed to 5.
Eliminated: Harry Richards (by Damien Calaway)
Eliminated: Jeremy Nash (by Carlos Perez)
As this happens, the Reynolds are attacking Johnny Douglas. They go to bounce him off the ropes, but they whip him so hard that he is sent flying over the top ropes for an elimination.
Eliminated: Johnny Douglas (by Kraig and Brett Reynolds)
After the elimination, Kraig is hit with a seated senton by Carlos Perez. Brett goes to help his brother, but Calaway gets him with a leaping double knee backbreaker from the second rope. Perez goes to the top rope and hits Kraig with a senton bomb, followed by a leg drop. Calaway comes over and they both try to eliminate Kraig. They get him over the top rope and he stands on the ring apron. Calaway and Perez bounce off the ropes and hit him with a double dropkick for the elimination!
Eliminated: Kraig Reynolds (by Damien Calaway and Carlos Perez)
Both men turn to a huge double clothesline from Brett Reynolds as both men are sent over the ropes. They are hanging on the apron and Brett runs at them to finish them off. Calaway and Perez pull the top rope down and send Brett flying out of the ring.
Eliminated: Brett Reynolds (by Damien Calaway and Carlos Perez)
Cole: What a match! We’re down to just two!
Their alliance now broken, Perez and Calaway start punching each other as they hang on to the ropes. Perez hits him with a huge kick to the head and Calaway now is barely hanging on. Perez climbs back into the ring and heads to the top rope. He hits Calaway with a huge guillotine legdrop, as Calaway’s neck springs off the top rope, sending him off the apron for the final elimination.
Eliminated: Damien Calaway (by Carlos Perez)
Winner: Carlos Perez
Perez celebrates as the crowd roars! The ref raises his hand and he stumbles out of the ring and up the ramp. He meets up with Calaway and shakes his hand, then celebrates for the crowd.
Cole: Perez has won! He is now the #1 contender for any belt that he chooses!
Jazz: What an ending to the make or break battle royal!
Cole: Don’t leave yet, we still have plenty of action here at IMDBWE Annihilation!
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:15:46 GMT -5
Jennifer: This match is a Hangman's Horror match. In order to win you have to hang your opponent over the ropes and make them pass out. Now coming to the ring...Brandon Danielson!
Ayo Technology by 50 Cent hits and the crowd start to boo as Brandon Danielson makes his way from the back. He walks down the ramp saying "He's the best" and he will win this match. He raises his hand at a fan and continues down the ramp.
Cole: Jazz, let's get ready for blood, blood, and more blood!
Jazz: Michael, I can't believe Brandon decided to be in this match. It's going to be a sure win for him.
Cole: Jazz, Seth has been on a pissed-off streak and I don't know if Danielson will be able to handle Jacobs.
Danielson slides into the ring as Jazz begins to talk
Jazz: Yeah, whatever Michael.
Jennifer: Ladies and Gentlemen, now entering the arena...the "Real Deal" Seth Jacobs!
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi hits over the PA and the crowd rise to their feet to cheer Seth Jacobs. He comes out from the back with a serious look on his face.
Cole: Wow Jazz! Jacobs has a serious look on his face coming down to the ring.
Jazz: Michael, he has too. He's going to lose this Hangman's Horror match and you know it.
Cole: Don't count Jacobs out yet, he can get pissed off and you know it.
Jacobs slides into the ring and watches Danielson. He gets on top of a turnbuckle and poses then jumps down to continue to stare at Danielson.
Jacobs and Danielson circle each other and tie-up with each other. Seth hits a snap suplex and rolls over and starts hammering Danielson between the eyes. Seth continues to hammer Danielson, and the ref can't stop him. Jacobs stops hitting Brandon and runs into the ropes, but Danielson is up and hits a powerslam on Jacobs. Danielson rolls to the outside and looks for a weapon. Danielson gets a Singapore cane, but Seth leaps over the ropes to hit a backflip high jump no-hands plancha!
Crowd chants That Was Awesome..clap...clap...clap That Was Awesome!
Cole: Look at that! That's what you expect from a former X-Division champion!
Jazz: I'm not impressed.
Jacobs picks up the Singapore cane, Brandon dropped on the backflip plancha. Jacobs waits for Danielson gets up and cracks Danielson over the head. Jacobs swings again, but this time across the back of Danielson. As Brandon screams in pain, Jacobs swings the cane one more time. Jacobs drops the cane and walks over to Danielson, Brandon pulls Jacobs into the stairs as Seth hits his head. Danielson regains himself and starts to stomp onto Jacobs' skull. Brandon raises Seth to his feet and hits a STO onto the arena floor.
Jazz: Now that's impressive!
Cole: Not really Jazz.
Danielson slides back into the ring to regain his breath. Jacobs finally gets to his feet and slowly makes his way back into the ring. Danielson raises Seth to his feet, but out of nowhere hits a backflip kick! Both men are down and the begin to regain themselves. Jacobs uses the ropes and both men get up at the same time. Danielson rushes, but Jacobs meet him with a fully-extended dropkick. Seth drops down and goes to the outside and looks for a weapon, and finds it, a table. Jacobs slides the table into the ring, as he slides in himself. Danielson is up on his feet and starts hammering away with right hands to Jacobs, but Seth meets Danielson with some of his own. Danielson swings at Jacobs, but Seth ducks and hits a Tiger suplex on Brandon!
Crowd begins to chant Jacobs! Jacobs! Jacobs!
Seth walks back over to the table and begins to set it up in the corner. As Jacobs turns around, Danielson comes out of nowhere and hits a Stinger splash on Jacobs! Both men fall down as both grab certain parts of their own bodies. Danielson, rises to his feet, drops to his knees and rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair from the outside. He rolls back into the ring as Jacobs rises to his feet, and Danielson cracks the chair over Jacob's head!
Cole: OH MY GOD! Jacobs is busted open Jazz!
Jazz: Yes! The first sign of blood in this match!
Cole: You're a sick person Jazz.
Jazz: Thank you Michael.
Danielson rams the chair into Jacobs' ribs and Seth rolls around the ring in pain. Danielson throws the chair down and Seth is losing a lot of blood. Danielson walks over to Jacobs, but Seth grabs Danielson and drops him into the middle turnbuckle. Jacobs walks over to the chair Danielson used and picks it up. Seth walks back over to Danielson and throws the chair, and it connects with Brandon's head! Danielson begins to bleed, just like Jacobs. Seth then proceeds to stomp Danielson's head into the corner, again and again. Jacobs then drops level with Danielson and begins to start hammering Brandon in his cut from the chair shot. Danielson continues to bleed.
Crowd begin chants of Kick His Ass! Kick His Ass!
Jacobs drops to the outside and looks under the ring, to find a trash can, filled with other weapons. Jacobs looks in the trash can to find a cheese grater and waits for Danielson to rise to his feet. Danielson does, and Jacobs walks behind him and holds Brandon, and violently runs the grater over the head wound of Danielson! Brandon falls, screaming in pain.
Cole: I've never seen a violent Jacobs before, its kinda scary Jazz.
Jazz: Stop being a pussy Michael.
Seth walks back over to Danielson, but Brandon nails Jacobs over the head with a cookie sheet! Seth falls to the mat and Danielson very groggily gets to his feet and picks up Jacobs. Brandon walks Seth over to the ropes and places one of the dog collars around Jacobs' neck. Danielson throws Seth out of the ring and pulls the dog collar. Jacobs screams in pain as the ref asks if he gives up. Seth shakes his head no and pulls the chain and Danielson falls to the outside with Jacobs.
Cole: This match is so sick!
Jazz: Pussy..Michael you're a pussy!
Cole: It's not my fault blood makes me squeamish!
Seth unties himself and stomps on Danielson one quick time. As he walks over to the ring steps and takes them apart and carries some of it over near Danielson and sets it up. Jacobs picks up Danielson, and hits a snap suplex across the stairs on Brandon! Brandon quickly hits the arena floor yells and grabs his back. Jacobs gathers himself for a moment and locks in the Just Phenomenal(Elevated Boston Crab). Danielson quickly begins to tap and screams in pain. Suddenly, Brandon stops tapping and falls out. Jacobs let's go of the hold and falls to the floor just like Danielson.
Cole: What's wrong with Jacobs?
Jazz: What's wrong with Danielson?
The ref waits about three seconds and jumps to the outside to check on both wrestlers. He then motions to the Jennifer to come here. The whispers something and Jennifer says,
Jennifer: Ladies and Gentlemen I have been informed this match has been declared a No Contest, as both men are unconscious from a lost of blood.
Winner: No Contest, both men are passed out.
The ref motions to the back as EMT's come out to help both men. The EMT's get Seth to his feet and help him to the back, as the EMT's attending Danielson raise him on a stretcher.
Cole: Jazz, have you ever seen both men pass out during the match?
Jazz: I've seen one, but never both. Well folks we still have some great action tonight at let's the PPV continue.
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:16:16 GMT -5
No Disqualification
Summer Rayne vs. Queen Kong
Cole: “Well up next folks here at Annihilation we have the lovely Summer Rayne taking on Queen Kong”
Jazz: “Queen Kong has made her presence known over the past two months here in IMDbWE Cole, she could be the most dominating diva to ever step through them ropes”
Cole: “Well this feud has become very personal Jazz, Kong became jealous that Summer was called up to the main roster and made her intentions known by showing up and injuring Summer last month”
Jazz: “Yes but Summer Rayne returned at The Gauntlet to face Kong one on one and was able to pick up the win due to a disqualification on Kong’s part who was just looking to cause further damage to Summer”
Cole: “And that is why we are going no disqualification tonight folks there must be a clear winner here and well I worry for Summer Rayne, Jazz as she just about coped with Kong one on one let alone weapons etc are legal here”
Jazz: “Well if Summer Rayne wants to make it in this business Cole she needs to get her hands dirty and take the fight to anyone including Queen Kong, she cannot be like some of our other divas and rely on looks and stupid gimmick matches”
Cole: “Did I just hear you right”
Jazz: “Yes you did”
Cole: “Well we got a extra stipulation here too folks the loser of this match must strip right in the centre of the ring”
Jazz: “Can’t wait”
Cole: “And what if it’s Queen Kong”
Jazz: “Well hopefully not but if it is then I will close my eyes and run for the hills”
Cole: “Well either way folks we are in for a great matchup we hope so lets send it on down to ringside with the lovely Jennifer Garcia”
Jennifer: “The following contest is the No Disqualification matchup scheduled for one fall where the loser of the contest must strip for the Spokane Crowd”
The announcement gets a pop as “Foxy Lady” hits the P.A system with a large cheer from the Spokane crowd as Summer Rayne makes her way out onto the stage and lifts her hands up into the air before placing them through her long blonde hair while doing a pout kissing motion into the camera before giving her million dollar smile to the world wide audience at home
Jennifer: “Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada . . . SUMMER RAYNE!”
Rayne then slowly walks down the entrance ramp in which she slaps the hands of fans in the front row before jumping up onto the ring apron and tries to up lift the crowd to get behind her before climbing through the ropes and posing one last time before beginning to focus on the match ahead of her as the smile on Summer’s face changes because “Walk” hits the P.A system and the crowd start to boo as Queen Kong makes her way onto the entrance ramp
Jennifer: “And the opponent from Tokyo, Japan . . . QUEEN KONG!”
Kong hits her chest like an angry gorilla before roaring to the crowd as this monster slowly starts to make her way down the entrance ramp with her eyes fixed on Summer Rayne
Cole: “Look at the size of this women Jazz; she outweighs Summer Rayne by 160 pounds”
Jazz: “That is not that bad Cole”
Cole: “For the women’s division it is my friend”
Kong slowly climbs up the ring steps and then squeezes through the middle rope before roaring yet again but this time in the direction of Summer Rayne as the IMDbWE official explains the rules to Summer and tries to do the same to Kong but Kong just pushes him away in which the referee has a “Fuck this” expression on his face and calls for the bell
DING DING DING
Summer Rayne quickly charges towards Queen Kong but Kong catches Rayne in mid air and hits a Gorilla Press Slam. Kong grabs hold of Rayne’s hair and whips her into the corner looking to follow up with a huge running splash but Rayne quickly side steps the move as Kong goes crashing into the turnbuckle. Rayne pulls Kong around and starts connecting with stiff body chops to the chest of Queen Kong, Rayne climbs up onto the second rope and balances herself before attempting a hurricanrana on Kong but the monster is able to catch Rayne and pulls her back up as Summer’s head goes crashing into the turnbuckle. Kong hits a series of head butts to the back of Rayne’s head before taking a few steps back and connecting again with a running big splash as Rayne looks to be crushed in the corner. Summer rebounds out and is met with a big kick to the face from Kong knocking Rayne onto the canvas.
Cole: “Kong is just too powerful for Summer, Jazz”
Jazz: “I wonder how much Kong can bench”
Cole: “Probably more then you”
Kong waits for Summer to get back to her feet and nearly knocks her head off with a powerful running clothesline as Kong connects with a lifting double underhook face buster on Rayne. Kong wraps her hands around the throat of Summer and does a two handed chokehold which is illegal in normal matches but anything goes here as the IMDbWE official can just sit back and watch as the colour in Summer’s face starts to fade out as she is losing oxygen.
Cole: “Summer Rayne could pass out right here Jazz”
Jazz: “I be more then happy to re succinate her”
Kong finally decides to let go and makes her way to the outside of the ring as Kong goes underneath and brings out a few toys to play with including a steel chair, kendo stick, trash can with lid and frying pan. Kong re enters the ring and picks up with steel chair in which she attempts to smash Summer Rayne around the face with but Rayne has gotten back to her feet and out of nowhere hits a Pele Kick to the steel chair which re bounds into the face of Queen Kong. Rayne quickly takes her chances and picks up the kendo stick and connects a few times to the chest of Queen Kong but the weapon does not seem to cause any damage as Kong grabs hold of the stick and easily breaks it in half. Summer looks shocked and picks up the trash can lid and takes a swing but Kong just punches the lid and dents it with her hand print as again Summer cannot believe and this time goes for the steel chair in which Queen Kong just laughs and invites Summer to hit her thinking it will not cause any damage. Summer gladly takes the offer and . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “Queen Kong might have underestimated the strength of Summer Rayne, Jazz”
Jazz: “What a shot”
Summer took a huge swing and connected with a powerful chair shot to the head of Queen Kong who was nearly knocked off her feet as Summer continues with a series of shots to the head but still Kong will not go down. Summer goes for one more swing but this time out of nowhere Kong is the one to hit a big kick to the steel chair which re bounds into the face of Summer Rayne as Kong rushes out of the corner and connects with a body blocker sending Rayne flying across the ring. Kong grabs hold of the steel chair and drills it into the leg of Summer Rayne over and over as Rayne screams out in pain.
Cole: “Good thinking here by Kong, Jazz she is trying to take out Summer Rayne’s one advantage her speed”
Jazz: “I wouldn’t give Kong that much credit Cole she probably is in actual fact looking to break the leg”
Cole: “Oh”
Kong throws down the steel chair and grabs hold of the trash can which she places Summer Rayne inside. Kong then bounces off the ropes and returns to hit a big splash right on top of Summer who was inside the trash can and now must be totally squashed. Kong starts to stomp on top of the trash can as Summer must be in serious pain as Kong grabs hold of the trash can and using her strength just pulls the can apart into two pieces as Summer looks to be out of it. Kong pulls Summer to her feet and whips her towards the ring ropes as Summer goes flying into the ropes and is caught up as Kong charges towards Summer looking to execute a move but Summer quickly saves herself by pulling the top rope down as Kong goes flying to the outside of the ring. Summer takes a breath and looks to the outside while getting to her feet before running and bouncing off the opposite ropes and flying through the ropes to hit a suicide dive but watch out . . .
CRACK!
Out of nowhere Queen Kong swung a steel chair which whacked Summer Rayne in the face in mid air as Rayne lies on the ring mat. Kong starts to drill the steel chair into the back of Rayne looking to cause some serious damage. As Kong picks up Summer Rayne and smashes her head into the steel ring post before grabbing hold of her right hand and whipping her straight into the steel ring steps as Summer bounces into them knee first and goes flying over them.
Cole: “Queen Kong is really looking to cause some serious damage to Summer Rayne here folks”
Jazz: “That is what Kong likes to do Cole, hurt people and I think she is trying to put the women’s division on notice”
Cole: “Can you imagine Queen Kong . . . IMDbWE Women’s Champion”
Jazz: “It’s not a question of imagining Cole; it’s a question of when”
Kong picks up the upper half of the ring steps and throws them on top of Summer Rayne before pulling out the lower half of the ring steps and positioning them nearer the centre between the ring apron and the security barricade.
Cole: “What is Kong thinking here Jazz”
Jazz: “I don’t know but it signals bad news for Summer Rayne”
Kong grabs hold of Rayne’s long blonde hair and pulls her over to the ring steps as Kong shouts out to the crowd who cannot understand her as Kong hits an inverted pedigree onto the steel steps as Summer’s face crashes into the steel.
Cole: “Ouch that must have hurt”
Jazz: “Summer Rayne might need to find a good plastic surgeon once this match is over Cole”
Kong pulls Summer Rayne up to her feet and places her inside a bear hug position as Kong smashes the back of Rayne into the steel ring post over and over as you can hear the back of Rayne nearly braking each time. Kong goes to do the move once more but this time somehow Rayne is able to move out the way as Kong smashes her own head into the ring post dazing her momentarily as Rayne breaks free and begins to smash the head of Kong into the steel ring post over and over. Rayne climbs up onto the ring apron but Kong grabs a hold of her leg as Rayne quickly boots Kong in the face before hitting a springboard moonsault on top of Kong taking her to ground.
Cole: “Shades of her mentor River Daniels there Jazz”
Jazz: “Oh give me a break that idiot is not even out here and you cannot help but mention his name”
Summer Rayne gets to her feet and the crowd start to chant her name as Summer looks to be feeling pumped up and hits some stiff judo kicks to the face of Queen Kong. Rayne quickly goes underneath the ring and grabs hold of a crowbar as the fans cheer in which Rayne starts to beat down Kong with the crowbar as Rayne rolls Kong back into the ring and continues her attack.
Cole: “Summer is starting to take the fight to Queen Kong here folks”
Jazz: “Yes but how long will it last”
Rayne gives one more huge shot to the head of Queen Kong with the crowbar before wrapping the crowbar around the throat of Kong and positioning herself in a Modified camel clutch submission hold as Rayne pulls on the crowbar trying to choke out Queen Kong as the IMDbWE official asks if Kong wants to give it up (Fuck knows how you say that in Japanese he must be thinking) as Rayne applies more pressure to the move but then Kong starts to battle out as the monster is able to lift herself up with Summer on her back and flip Summer Rayne right over the top of her head. Rayne lands on her feet and Kong goes to charge at Summer once more but Summer ducks in a splits motion as Kong stops in her tracks and turns around straight into another Pele kick from Rayne as Kong bounces backwards into the ring ropes and her arms twist around as Kong gets tied up in the ropes.
Cole: “Kong is tied up folks”
Jazz: “If that was any other women it would sound a hell of a lot better trust you of all people to say it Cole”
Summer grabs hold of a steel chair and hits various shots to the head of Queen Kong who is defenceless as Summer continues her attack. Summer takes one last swing connecting with the head of Queen Kong before setting up the steel chair in the centre of the ring. Summer takes a few steps back and bounces off the ring ropes and then jumps on top of the steel chair flying through the air and landing on top of Queen Kong hitting a Tilt-a-whirl head scissors to take both women to the outside.
Cole: “What a move Jazz, it shows the athleticism of Summer Rayne”
Jazz: “I wonder how flexible she really is Cole especially in the . . .
Cole: “Alright that’s enough partner kids might be watching”
Jazz: “What I was going to say in the ring”
Cole: “Sure you were”
Summer Rayne gets to her feet and goes underneath the ring to drag out a table in which she sets up on the outside. Rayne is some how able to position Kong onto the table and then starts to climb up the ring apron and then the turnbuckle. Rayne reaches the top and starts to balance herself but from behind Queen Kong has rose and hits a few hard shots to the back of Rayne taking her off her game. Kong starts to climb the turnbuckle as well as both women are positioned on the turnbuckle as Kong continues to hammer away at the back of Rayne before grabbing hold of her around the waist and twisting around for a . . .
CRASH!
Cole: “Oh my god Jazz”
Jazz: “Well I wasn’t expecting that”
Queen Kong hit a sitout power bomb off the top rope to the outside and through the table below as Summer Rayne lays in between the broken halves of the table as the Spokane crowd start a “Holy Shit” chant. Kong gets to her feet and grabs hold of Summer Rayne and throws her back inside the squared circle then climbing in herself as Kong drops on top of Rayne and hooks the leg as the IMDbWE official starts his count . . .
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!
Cole: “Summer Rayne somehow kicked out Jazz”
Jazz: “Is she stupid she should of let it end there before this thing gets worst”
Kong slams the mat in frustration before going back out side the ring and pulling out yet another table in which she sets up on the outside. Kong wastes some time shouting abuse to the Spokane crowd in which some members throw food at her and tell her to “Go back to the Zoo” but Kong roars and one man nearly wets himself as Kong finally turns around but . . .
CRASH!
Cole: “Where the hell did she come from”
Jazz: “The sky”
Summer Rayne out of nowhere flew off the top rope and hit a diving cross body on top of Queen Kong taking both women through the table as they lay there on the ring mats in which the IMDbWE official checks on both ladies. Rayne gets to her feet and drags Queen Kong near the steel entrance ramp as Rayne attempts to suplex Kong but it just does not work as Kong switches around and front suplexs Rayne onto the solid steel. Kong picks up Summer and once more hits a devastating sit out power bomb as the back of Summer Rayne smashes into the solid steel.
Cole: “Kong worked on that back area earlier Jazz and that could become a problem for Summer”
Jazz: “Well Cole if you did your history twice before Queen Kong has injured Summer Rayne’s back in the past few months and it is obviously a weak area on Rayne that Kong knows about can she strike for a third time”
Kong goes to hit yet another sit out powerbomb but this time Summer is able to reverse the move and drills Kong’s head into the solid steel via DDT as Summer gets to her feet and jumps on top of Kong hitting a series of hard right hand shots to the face. But Kong over powers Summer and pushes her off as Kong gets to her feet and the two women start to brawl back down the entrance ramp to the ringside area. Kong starts to get the better of Summer and throws her into the security barricade as Kong takes a huge run up looking to hit a spear but suddenly . . .
CRASH!
Summer Rayne is able to move out of the way as Kong goes crashing through the security barricade into the crowd. Summer Rayne gets to her feet and decides to go under the ring once more as Rayne pulls out yet enough table and pushes it into the ring. Rayne enters the ring and sets the table up balanced in the corner but from behind Queen Kong smashes the steel chair from earlier over the back of Summer Rayne. Kong throws the chair onto the canvas and lifts Rayne up into the air but Summer reverses hitting a swinging neck DDT as Kong’s face lands right on top of the steel chair. Summer Rayne wastes no time and quickly hooks the leg of Kong as the IMDbWE official starts his count . . .
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!
Cole: “Kong kicked out Jazz”
Jazz: “Its going to take more then that to keep this monster down”
Rayne gets to her feet and looks around for what to do next as Rayne decides to use the table and picks up Kong looking to whip her into the table but Kong uses her strength to drag Rayne back and hit a hard clothesline taking Rayne to ground as Kong follows up with a huge leg drop across the throat of Summer. Kong picks Rayne up and places her in a Standing bow and arrow hold as the IMDbWE official checks to see if Summer wants to give it up.
Cole: “Once again Jazz, Kong is trying to damage the back of Summer Rayne”
Jazz: “This does not look good for Summer folks”
Rayne still does not give up as Kong lets her go and quickly whips Summer into the table. Kong takes a few steps back and runs towards Summer as . . .
CRASH!
Kong smashes Summer Rayne through the table with a huge big splash as Rayne looks to be out of it and her back once again the main focus of Kong’s attack as Queen Kong hooks the leg and the IMDbWE official starts his count . . .
ONE
TWO
LEG UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Cole: “Summer Rayne managed to get her leg under the bottom rope Jazz”
Jazz: “She is still in this contest”
Queen Kong cannot believe it and is one pissed off monster as Kong grabs hold of the steel chair and violently smashes the back of Summer Rayne numerous times as Rayne screams out in the pain. Kong then thinks of what to do and smiles as she sets the steel chair up near the turnbuckle and then grabs hold of Summer’s hair dragging her over. Kong lifts herself up onto the second rope then the top one as she sits down and lifts Summer up onto the second rope and signals for the end.
Cole: “It looks as if Queen Kong wants to sit out power bomb Summer off the top rope and through the chair”
Jazz: “If she pulls this off Cole then Summer’s back is going to be in some serious trouble”
Queen Kong gets Summer in position and looks to hit the move but some how Summer battles out and drops back onto the canvas as Summer hits some stiff roundhouse kicks to the head of Queen Kong who is sat on the top rope. Rayne hits one more huge kick which nearly knocks Kong’s lights out and Rayne takes a few steps back quickly runs towards Kong jumping on top of the steel chair and suddenly . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “What a move from Summer Rayne, Jazz”
Jazz: “The steel chair just snapped in half Cole”
Summer Rayne jumped off the steel chair and grabbed hold of Queen Kong and was able to hit a Light’s Out (Leaping Reverse STO) off the top rope as Kong’s face when smashing into the steel chair breaking it in half. Summer Rayne quickly wraps her legs around Kong and applies a Koji clutch submission hold as to the surprise of the Spokane crowd, Kong actually taps out giving Rayne the victory.
Jennifer: “And here is your winner by submission . . . SUMMER RAYNE!”
Cole: “She did it Jazz”
Jazz: “She just made Queen Kong tap out, wow that is huge Cole”
Cole: “Well I don’t know how she did but once again Summer Rayne has proved herself in the women’s division”
Summer Rayne gets to her feet as the IMDbWE official raises her hand in victory to the delight of the Spokane crowd who start to chant her name as Summer climbs the turnbuckle as poses for the crowd
Cole: “You know what this means Jazz”
Jazz: “What”
Cole: “Queen Kong has to strip”
Jazz: “Oh fuck why did you IMDbWE fans vote for this stipulation”
Cole: “Because they probably thought Kong would win”
Jazz: “But still Kong in her underwear should be banned, this stipulation should of only counted if Summer lost”
Queen Kong gets to her feet as Summer Rayne and the IMDbWE official look on as the official attempts to tell Kong she has to strip. Kong pushes the official away and refuses and attempts to leave as the Spokane crowd boo
Jazz: “Why are these people booing let her leave for Christ sake”
Queen Kong stops for a moment to think about it but then shakes her head and goes to climb out the ring but Summer Rayne pulls her back in. Rayne quickly rips off Kong’s outfit to reveal some disgusting horrible vow bra and panties as the Spokane crowd cheer and Summer Rayne starts to laugh
Jazz: “What the fuck man that should just not be shown on television”
Cole: “Jazz I think I am going to be sick”
Jazz: “What”
Cole: “I am going to be sick”
Jazz: “We all our Cole after this”
Cole: “No I am serious . . .
With that said Michael Cole pukes all over Jazz in which some of the Spokane crowd cheer who spotted it while the others are focused on Queen Kong
Jazz: “What the fuck Cole that was a 10,000 dollar suit”
Cole: “I am sorry”
Jazz: “You will be, first I had to see Kong half naked then I smell like shit what the fuck did you eat for dinner your own shit you sick bastard”
Queen Kong embarrassed quickly runs out of the ring and up the entrance ramp as the fans in attendance and Summer Rayne continue to laugh. Summer then poses one last time and goes to leave but the crowd boo and chant “Take it off”
Cole: “Yeah come on Summer we deserve to see something good after that”
Jazz: “We do you fucking don’t Cole”
Summer Rayne re-enters the ring and smiles before slowly undressing revealing some sexy underwear as the Spokane crowd cheer as Summer throws her outfit into the crowd and then skips up the entrance ramp smiling
Cole: “Well it was a win-win situation after all Jazz”
Jazz: “I fucking got to sit here smelling of shit through the rest of the show Cole”
Cole: “Oh stop crying like a baby and well done to Summer Rayne for picking up the win and giving the fans what they wanted”
Summer stands at the top of the entrance ramp and shakes her ass one last time for the crowd before going through the entrance curtain as we move into the next segment with Jazz asking fans for some fragrance or something while Cole giggles like a little school girl in the background
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:16:36 GMT -5
Winner Takes All
IMDbWE X-Division, Tag Team Championships and Maria’s Contract on the Line
The Bad Muther Fuckers vs. John Molvanni & The Vampire
Cole: “Well up next folks we have one hell of a match up”
Jazz: “Four of IMDbWE’s biggest stars will collide with Championships, Contracts and Pride all on the line”
Cole: “The Bad Muther Fuckers have owned the Tag Team Division for many months now Jazz but tonight that could all change with the unlikely duo of The Vampire and John Molvanni who could be the Fucker’s toughest test yet”
Jazz: “The Fuckers might not know what to expect from this team Cole but the real question is can The Vampire and John Molvanni put their differences aside and work together here tonight”
Cole: “Vampire told us on Battlezone he wants to regain the IMDbWE Tag Team Championship he lost to The Bad Muther Fuckers back in January and on the other hand John Molvanni not only wants to keep hold of his X-Division Championship but the contract of former girlfriend Maria whose life John claimed he would make a living hell”
Jazz: “While The Bad Muther Fuckers will be looking to continue their claim for being the greatest Tag Team in the world today but River Daniels told us he would be Maria’s savior and free her from John Molvanni right here tonight”
Cole: “Plus I am sure one of the Fuckers would love to wear X-Division gold once more and bring that belt back home”
Jazz: “This feud started way back in October, Cole when John Molvanni accused River Daniels of trying to take Maria from him”
Cole: “We have come a long way from there Jazz we have had twists, returns and some great matches between the three X-Division guys but we was all shocked when a few weeks ago Save_Us.222 was finally revealed as The Vampire”
Jazz: “The Vampire was quickly paired with Team Canada and vowed to make them the next Revolution but I don’t think John Molvanni liked being told what to do by The Vampire”
Cole: “Well Molvanni and Vampire have also had their shares of problems over the past few weeks and well I do not think we know what side Vampire is really on but I hope for Molvanni’s sake it’s the right one”
Jazz: “And lets not forget Cole this is not just any old match we are going to have one brutal Street Fight”
Cole: “Last year at this very event River Daniels put on one hell of a street fight but lost due to The Vampire could Daniels be looking out for some kind of revenge”
Jazz: “And Massario and Vampire have their past too”
Cole: “Well let us waste no more time and send it on down to ringside with the lovely Jennifer Garcia”
Jennifer: “Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the IMDbWE X-Division, Tag Team Championships and Maria’s Contract in a street fight”
Suddenly, the fans erupt into a riot as the lights dim and the deafening chords for “Killing in the Name” by Rage against the Machine cut off Jennifer. The crowd slowly starts to get to their feet as the chords start to slow down and the song moves into the opening bassline then quickly followed by the fast opening guitar riff. Tom Morello hits a few more notes and then . . .
Zack de la Rocha speaks the first lyrics of the song the song moves into the first verse. The lights turn back on as River Daniels and Axl Massario appear on the stage with the IMDbWE Tag Team Titles strapped around their waists. The two former IMDbWE Champions pose and try to get the crowd pumped up. Fireworks go off behind them as they pose on the ramp with the titles before walking to ringside. The Muther Fuckers run down the aisle, slapping the hands of fans on the way down.
Jennifer: “Introducing first at a combined weight of 462 pounds, they are the IMDbWE Tag Team Champions, the team of River Daniels and Axl Massario . . . THE BAD MUTHER FUCKERS!”
The Muther Fuckers quickly slide into the ring and begin to pose for the IMDbWE faithful before whipping off their championship belts and handing them to the official as “Its So Easy” hits the P.A system as the Washington crowd begin to boo while John Molvanni makes his way out onto the stage
Jennifer: “And the opponents introducing first weighing in at 234 pounds, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada he is the current reigning X-Division Champion . . . JOHN MOLVANNI!”
John Molvanni starts to walk down the entrance ramp as the Spokane crowd boo his ass out of the building as Molvanni takes no notice and rolls into the ring in which he poses for the crowd with a arrogant look on his face as John Molvanni turns and stares right at The Bad Muther Fuckers raising the X-Division Championship belt high as Molvanni shouts “Tonight it will all be mine” as the mood inside the arena quickly changes to a huge cheer as “Sympathy For The Devil” hits the P.A system as The Vampire walks out onto the entrance ramp lifting one arm into the air as the Spokane crowd chant his name
Jennifer: “And his partner weighting in at 328 pounds, from Copenhagen, Denmark he is the “Denmarkian Badass”, the one the only . . . THE VAMPIRE!”
Vampire slowly walks down the entrance ramp taking the atmosphere in as he climbs up onto the ring apron and climbs through the ropes and posing for the Spokane crowd. Vampire turns and nods to his partner John Molvanni before walking over to both Fuckers and getting in River Daniels face mainly. Vampire tells Daniels “This is just business” as Vampire extends his hand in which River Daniels replies “We will wait and see” as Daniels turns his head and refuses to shake Vampire’s hand who laughs to himself and we are unsure of what might erupt here but the IMDbWE official steps between the two men and then calls both Axl and Molvanni over to explain the rules in which all four men agree as the IMDbWE official signals for the ring bell
DING DING DING
River Daniels wastes no time and smashes a right hook shot to the face of John Molvanni taking him down as the referee orders Axl Massario and Vampire to return to their corners.
Cole: “Why do they need to go to their corners its freaking No Holds Barred you idiot”
Jazz: “Don’t worry Cole it will not last for long mark my words”
River Daniels quickly hits a few roundhouse and Jujutsu kicks to John Molvanni before nailing a German Suplex taking Molvanni to ground. Daniels quickly bounces against the ropes and nails a rolling thunder right on top of Molvanni as the Spokane crowd are certainly behind Daniels in this contest. Daniels starts to stomp away on John Molvanni before picking him up by the hair and whipping John hard into the corner as Daniels runs towards Molvanni nailing a high knee to the face and then a second rope bulldog right on top of a steel chair.
Cole: “Might want to book some plastic surgery there John”
Jazz: “You can talk Cole, hear you wanted a sex change”
Cole: “Oh shut the fuck up Jazz go on a fucking diet wont you”
River Daniels lifts John Molvanni up and quickly places him in the GTS position as Daniels nails the move perfectly and follows up with a anaconda vice on Molvanni.
Cole: “Molvanni could tap here folks”
Jazz: “Vampire break the bloody hold”
Vampire enters the ring and goes to break the hold but Axl enters the ring too and he slowly approaches Vampire and the two men just stand there staring at one another.
Cole: “The history between these two Jazz is phenomenal”
Jazz: “One of the greatest rivalries in IMDbWE is about to start a new chapter”
Axl immediately dives for Vampire’s legs but Vampire avoids, and goes for Axl’s legs while he is down. He tries to get Axl’ left leg in a leg lock, but Axl manages to roll around and try to fight Vamps off with kicks with his right leg. It manages as Vampire struggles to get the leg locked and in the same time blog or grab Axl’s kicking leg, and Axl forces Vampire to break the hold.
Cole: “Vampire doing chain wrestling what the hell”
Jazz: “Shut the fuck up bitch that could be your next IMDbWE X-Division Champion”
Cole: “How the hell is that going to happen”
They part and scout each other in circles. Vampire then takes the offence and swings a right towards Axl, who dodges and gets behind Vampire. He grabs Vampire from behind and tries to get him into a German suplex but Vampire manages to keep his feet on the ground trying, trying to get the bug off his back with elbows. As the struggle goes on Vampire manages to reach the ropes to clinch himself on too. Axl continues to try and hit the German Suplex and Vampire tries to fight him off with elbows. As Vamps swings his arm back for Axl, Axl suddenly catches it and locks it and instead tries to get the Appetite for Destruction locked. They tumble back into the middle of the ring with Vampire dropping to one knee as Axl tries to get him down. It’s a hard struggle but in the end Vampire’s strength overpowers Axl and he can throw him off his back.
Cole: “Vampire will always have the strength advantage in these situations Jazz”
Jazz: “Axl Massario is not a former IMDbWE Champion for nothing Cole he has seen off bigger fish”
Cole: “Stop talking out of your ass you Oompa-Loompa”
Vampire and Axl lock up in a test of strength but before Vampire can benefit Axl hits a quick knee to the stomach and lands a Belly to Belly suplex on the Denmarkian. As Vampire slowly gets up from the impact Axl tries to land a second Belly to Belly on Vampire but he blocks it and instead lands a spine buster on Axl.
Cole: “Vampire is getting ready to start total chaos folks”
Jazz: “God help us all”
Vampire pulls Axl to his feet and starts to work on his arm and shoulder with pulls, elbows and shoulder to shoulder tackles. He pulls him for the corner and Vampire starts to climb to the top rope. He walks the ropes and tries to land an Old School on Axl who instead counters the move to Appetite for Destruction, once again trying to pull Vampire down. Vampire and Axl tumble around again with Axl hanging on Vampire’s arm. Vampire then grinds his teeth and in anger sends Axl flying as he throws him over his shoulder.
Cole: “Well Axl didn’t see that one coming”
Jazz: “Axl will have to do a lot more then that to out think The Vampire who is as crafty as they come around here”
Vampire poisons Axl up for a choke slam. But as he sends Axl down, Axl manages to counter it into a cross face. They both land hard, but Axl manages to have the grip locked in.
Cole: “Vampire has tapped before to the cross face”
Jazz: “And this time there is no ropes to help him escape.”
Vampire tries to power out but can’t break the hold. Axl keeps it locked. He tries to counter and roll them both around for a pinfall attempt but Axl manages to keep it for the submissive move. Finally Vampire manages to get Axl and himself turned around reversing the cross face into a pin fall attempt as the IMDbWE spots the fall and starts to count . . .
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Cole: “That was close their folks”
Jazz: “2 ¾ Vampire nearly had it”
Despite being in pain Vampire gets up and stays on Axl with a quick kick to the lower body and lines him up for the Last Ride. As he flips Axl up on his shoulders Axl rolls down Vampire’s back and pulls his legs away from underneath him, rolling Vampire’s down for a pinfall as the IMDbWE quickly starts to count . . .
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Cole: “Axl Massario caught Vampire by surprise their folks”
Jazz: “Vampire is not that stupid or weak to be beat by a freaking roll up”
Both men get to their feet and out of pure frustration Vampire nails Axl with a big boot, getting the speedy opponent down. He exits the ring and gets his sledgehammer Vampire gets back into the ring and as Axl gets up nails Axl with a sledgehammer shoot.
Vampire: “Try to counter that bitch.”
Cole: “Vampire seems frustrated that Axl countered each of his signature moves.”
With Axl being hit by the sledgehammer River Daniels quickly enters the ring and tackles Vampire to ground as the two men start to brawl both hitting right and left arm shots to one another. John Molvanni enters the ring too and picks up Vampire’s sledgehammer looking to smash River Daniels in the back of the head with it but Daniels is able to duck the swing as . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “Molvanni just accidently nailed Vampire with the sledgehammer”
Jazz: “This is not good”
Vampire goes flying to the outside as River Daniels hits a Pele Kick to the head of John Molvanni and quickly tosses him over the top rope as well as River. River looks to the outside and thinks “Fuk it!” as John Molvanni and Vampire get to their feet on the outside River Daniels bounces off the ropes and hits a corkscrew moonsault over the top rope to the outside landing right on top of both John Molvanni and The Vampire.
Cole: “All hell is breaking loose here Jazz”
Jazz: “Look out”
SMASH!
River Daniels picks Molvanni up and quickly whips John straight into the steel ring steps knee first as Molvanni goes flying over the steps as Daniels picks up the head of Molvnani and repeatedly smashes it into the steel ring post but from behind The Vampire comes to his partner’s aid with a big boot nearly taking Daniels’ head off as Vampire starts to stomp the hell out of Daniels before looking towards the steps.
Cole: “This does not look good Jazz”
Jazz: “You can say that again”
Cole: “This does not . . .”
Jazz: “Oh shut the fuck up”
Vampire looks at the bottom half of the ring steps and stamps his foot on it as the steel sound echoes through the arena. Vampire picks up River Daniels and looks to hit a Last Ride but Daniels is able to reverse the move with a DDT as Vampire’s head goes crashing into the solid steel, Daniels gets to his feet but from behind . . .
CRACK!
John Molvanni smashes a steel chair around the head of River Daniels knocking his block off as Daniels falls to the ring mats as Molvanni starts to drill the steel chair into the knee of River Daniels looking to cause some serious damage on “The New Talent”. Molvanni stops his assault and then decides to place Daniels’ right leg in between the steel ring steps as Daniels looks unable to counter. Molvanni quickly jumps up onto the ring apron and then quickly jumps off with a double foot stomp on top of the ring steps as Daniels screams out in pain as his leg was crushed in between the steps.
Cole: “Daniels leg could be broken, Jazz”
Jazz: “Good, end that bitches career John”
John Molvanni raises the steel chair high above his head proud of his actions but then from inside the ring, Axl Massario flies through the ropes hitting a suicide dive on to Molvanni as Axl starts to beat the crap out of John with right and left hook shots to the head. Massario picks up the steel chair off the ring mat and looks to smash Molvanni in the crown jewels but lucky just as Massario goes to swing Vampire from behind snatches the steel chair and swings Axl around as Vampire smashes the chair over Massario’s head. Vampire pulls Molvanni to his feet to show there unity as Molvanni orders Vampire to do something in which Vampire doesn’t seem to happy about. Molvanni gets in Vampire’s face but Vampire just gives back a cold blooded look as Molvanni quickly backs down.
Cole: “I think Molvanni was ready to shit himself”
Jazz: “Vampire is one person you do not want to get on the wrong side of John, count yourself lucky his your partner don’t make him your opponent”
Vampire quickly switches his attention back to Axl Massario and grabs the long hair off Massario pulling him to his feet as Vampire looks Axl right in the eye and says “Forgive me” as Vampire quickly places Axl in a Last Ride position as . . .
CRASH!
Cole: “LAST RIDE THROUGH THE TABLE”
Jazz: “AXL MASSARIO IS LAYING BROKEN IN HALF RIGHT IN FRONT OF US FOLKS”
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:17:07 GMT -5
Vampire hit the last ride on Axl through the announce table as Axl lays motionless right in front of Michael Cole and Jazz as Vampire just looks on with a cold blooded stare and turns around but from behind River Daniels throws the steel ring steps at Vampire in which the big man actually catches but Daniels quickly follows up with a standing dropkick knocking the steps back into Vampire’s face taking him off his feet. John Molvanni quickly rushes towards Daniels with the steel chair but Daniels just out of nowhere super kicks the chair back into the face of John Molvanni which shut him up. Daniels quickly goes under the ring and pulls out a twenty foot ladder sliding in inside the ring as Daniels picks up John Molvanni and throws his ass in too. Daniels quickly monkey tosses Molvanni right on top of the ladder before bouncing on the ropes and looking to hit a rolling thunder but Molvanni rolls out of the way as Daniels’ back goes smashing into the ladder. Molvanni quickly picks up Daniels and suplexs him on top of the ladder not once but three times trying to slowly damage the back of River Daniels as Molvanni decides to set up the ladder.
Jazz: “Why do these men decide to climb the ladder stay on your feet man you know its going to end badly going up there”
Cole: “What in the hell do you know”
Jazz: “A lot actually”
Cole: “Oh yeah I forgot your so short you need to carry a ladder around for everything”
Molvanni slowly climbs the ladder but from behind Axl Massario jumps up onto the ring ropes and quickly springboards off landing behind Molvanni as Massario quickly wraps his arms around Molvanni and hits a German suplex off the ladder as Molvanni’s neck goes crashing into the ring canvas.
Jazz: “Where the hell did Axl Massario come from”
Cole: “Beats me but what great skill and balance from that young man right there Jazz”
River Daniels gets to his feet and decides to climb the ladder looking to maybe hit a move off the top suddenly The Vampire has re entered the ring and starts to climb the ladder as well.
Cole: “Vampire climbing a ladder what the hell what next Jazz might actually grow”
Jazz: “Grow I don’t need to grow anywhere”
Cole: “Not what I heard partner”
Vampire connects with a giant right hand shot to the head of River Daniels nearly knocking him off balance as Vampire grabs the head of Daniels and smashes it into the top of the ladder as these guys are twenty foot up in the air as the Spokane crowd look on. Vampire quickly places his hand around the throat of River Daniels as we all know what is coming next.
Cole: “Don’t do it Vamps”
Jazz: “Go on please I am begging you”
Cole: “I heard you like to beg a lot too Jazz especially in one particular room”
Jazz: “Where the fuck are you getting this all from”
Cole: “Your mama”
Jazz: “I mean it if you have layed a hand on her . . . oh wait what am I on about your gay, why am I worrying”
Cole: “Oh fuck off and call the dam match”
Vampire looks down twenty feet below and without a second breath hits a choke slam off the twenty foot ladder taking both men to the ring canvas. While both men are down on the other side of the ring Axl Massario has got back to his feet as the Submission Machine picks up the steel chair once more and goes to hit Molvanni with it but Molvanni low blows Axl from behind and sets up the steel chair in the ring. Molvanni wastes no time as he picks up Massario and hits the Electric Funeral through the steel chair as both the chair and Massario’s back must be broken in half.
Cole: “That’s twice Massario’s back has been put through something tonight”
Jazz: “Let’s take bets on the third attempt”
Cole: “Who said there will be one”
Jazz: “Me dick weed”
John Molvanni quickly starts to stomp on Axl Massario before placing him in a sharpshooter as Axl screams out in pain.
Jazz: “Ha beat Massario at his own game you got to love it”
Cole: “This could be it folks, Axl might tap here”
Vampire gets to his feet and sees Massario in the submission hold as Vampire orders Molvanni to break the hold in which Molvanni gets to his feet and tells Vampire “What the fuck” as the two start to argue.
Cole: “These two need to stick together otherwise the Fuckers will easily take the advantage Jazz”
Jazz: “The Fuckers couldn’t take advantage of a blind women”
Cole: “And what you could”
As Vampire and John Molvanni continue to argue from the top rope River Daniels hits a double missile dropkick taking both men off guard and there feet as Daniels looks to take the advantage quickly throwing Vampire out of the ring and then whipping Molvanni into the corner as Daniels hits a high running knee to the face followed by a second rope bulldog as Daniels shouts to Massario who has gotten to his face as Massario jumps to the top rope and Daniels does the same but then both men stop and think for a second as Daniels jumps down and says “Fuk it” as he quickly rolls out the ring and grabs another ladder in which he slides into the ring as Massario climbs on ladder and Daniels climbs the other as the Spokane crowd cheer. Firstly Axl Massario flies off with a twenty foot high diving head butt right on top of John Molvanni as River Daniels quickly follows with a B.M.E right on top of Molvanni.
Cole: “These two men are serious risk takers”
Jazz: “Oh give me a break”
River Daniels gets back to his feet and looks to finish off Molvanni with GTS but from behind . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “Ouch”
Jazz: “Yes Vampire is my new hero”
Vampire drills a sledgehammer into the back of River Daniels as Daniels quickly drops Molvanni as Vampire gives out a sick smile to the Spokane crowd.
Jazz: “It looks like Vampire is up to his old tricks Cole”
Axl Massario asks Vampire what the hell are you doing as Vampire shouts “Whatever it takes, sorry you got dragged into it” in which Vampire cracks Massario over the head with the sledgehammer knocking him to ground as Vampire starts to assault River Daniels with the sledgehammer turning Daniels into a bloody mess. Vampire orders Molvanni to get him something as Molvanni looks shocked as anyone in the arena as Molvanni quickly jumps outside and goes under the ring bringing out a small black bag as he throws it to Vampire.
Cole: “We know what this is folks”
Vampire opens the bag and pours it across the ring canvas as millions of thumbtacks are scatted across the ring as Vampire quickly picks up the blood face of River Daniels and says “I never liked you River and I never will” as Vampire picks Daniels up over his shoulders and quickly nails a tombstone piledriver right on top of the tack as Daniels looks to be out of it.
Cole: “That was just sick Jazz”
Jazz: “You should never trust the devil, Cole”
Vampire quickly turns his attention to Axl Massario as he claims he will finish the job as Vampire signals for the last ride. Vampire walks over to Axl and picks him up by the hair before lifting him up into a last ride position but . . .
CRACK!
Cole: “Where the hell did he get that from”
Jazz: “Nice shot”
Axl Massario cracked the sledgehammer into the skull of Vampire in the last ride position as Vampire falls back to the ring canvas and Massario gets to his feet looking like one pissed off S.O.B. Massario gets the Spokane crowd behind him as Massario quickly jumps out of the ring and goes underneath for a table in which he finds and quickly slides back into the ring. Massario sets up the table and then grabs the hair of The Vampire as Massario signals for the Appetite for Destruction.
Cole: “What the hell”
Jazz: “Who is Massario kidding there is no way he can hit this on Vampire”
Massario attempts to lift Vampire but it does not work as Vampire hits Massario with a elbow to the head and twists the arm around for some Old School as Vampire climbs up onto the ropes but Massario quickly smiles and reverses the move as he jumps up onto the second rope and quickly grabs hold of Vampire hitting some kind of springboard Appetite For Destruction through the table.
Cole: “Massario is smarter then we think Jazz”
Jazz: “I cannot believe Vampire fell for that”
Cole: “Both men went crashing through the table folks what the hell is going to happen next”
John Molvanni gets back to his feet and looks around at the carnage around him as Molvanni picks up the second ladder and balances it sideways on the ring ropes and the steps of the ladder about ten foot in the air as Molvanni grabs hold of River Daniels and starts to climb on side of the ladder and drag Daniels up the other side.
Cole: “What is John Molvanni thinking here folks”
Jazz: “We will soon find out”
They reach the top and Molvanni looks back at the balances ladder and then places Daniels in a suplex position looking to smash him on top of the other ladder. But quickly a bloody Daniels starts to battle back and breaks free of the hold but smashing the head of John Molvanni into the top of the ladder and then . . .
SMASH!
Cole: “OH MY FUCKING GOD”
Jazz: “That was insane”
The Spokane crowd start to chant “Holy Shit-Holy Shit” as River Daniels hit a Brooklyn Destroyer off the twenty foot ladder as him and John Molvanni went crashing through the other ladder snapping it in half as all four men lie motionless in the ring.
Cole: “I hope they are alright Jazz”
Jazz: “River Daniels might be but John Molvanni might be luckily to just have a broken neck or back”
River stands on the outside of the ring over the fallen Molvanni, Vampire in the ring over the fallen Massario. Both men look down at the fallen opponent at their feet and then at each other.
Cole: “It’s down to a pin fall duel now”
Jazz: “I wouldn’t say so. See the look in their eyes. I think we got a showdown coming down.”
River looks to Maria not far from him knowing Vampire couldn’t get to him before the three count was over. In the ring Vampire has his eyes on the titles at the officials table, knowing River would never stand a chance to break a pinfall count. The crowd rises to their feet chanting “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” over and over as Vampire and River’s eyes meet again.
Cole: “All hell is going to break loose here Jazz”
Jazz: “This arena is not big enough for these two’s giant egos”
Vampire finally takes Massario and rolls him out of the ring. He takes the sledgehammer and throws it out of the ring as well. He then invites River to enter the ring for a showdown. River breathes heavily, wiping blood and sweat from his forehead away. He looks to the crowd, to the tag titles and then Maria who stands terrified at the scene she is witnessing. He approaches the ring, uses the ropes to pull himself up and slides in under the bottom rope, making the crowd erupt.
Cole: “It’s coming down. Vampire and River. Mano e mano.”
Jazz: “Two of the biggest IMDbWE superstars of all time, Cole this is history we are about to witness right here folks”
River and Vampire circle each other around and scouts each other. Both men seem more than hyped for this encounter. Vampire opens the encounter with a violent strike, almost running at River like a train, sending his right hand at him like a human sledgehammer. River dodges and almost slides under Vampire. As he gets behind Vampire he hits with a flying round house kick sending Vampire chest first into the ring post. As Vampire bounces off, River grabs him and nails a neck breaker on Vampire, dropping the Denmarkian to the mat. River goes for the cover but Vampire kicks out at one and a half. River pulls Vampire up by his hair and hits him with a knee to his head, keeping Vampire down at one knee.
Cole: “River Daniels is taking the fight to The Vampire here folks”
Jazz: “Not a smart move by Daniels he cannot keep this going he needs to use the only advantage he has against Vampire which is his speed to stand any chance”
Cole: “River Daniels is a man of passion that is enough trust me”
Jazz: “And your saying Vampire has no passion”
Cole: “Vampire is a cold hearted soul, Jazz he will do whatever it takes to win the right or wrong way”
Instead of keeping the pressure River instead takes his time and scouts Vampire at distance, also catching his own breath and strength. As Vampire gets up River runs at him and nails him with a running dropkick knocking Vampire to the ground. This time he continues his attack on Vampire, sitting on top of him, sending punches, lefts and rights, at his face. Vampire hides behind his arms, blocking River’s punches, but River continues the attack like a mad dog, throwing punches at him with all he got faster and faster. But as his strength and energy disappears on top of the hard fought battle, Vampire uses his strength and size to push River off him, sending him flying across the ring. Vampire and River both rise to their feet scouting each other again. Vampire laughs as he points to Maria and shows that he will finish her off afterwards after he is done with River. River looses his temper and runs for Vampire with anger but a mindless run as he runs directly into a big boot. Vampire kneels at River and scouts as he rises to his feet and Vampire immediately hits River with a low blow, once again sending Daniels to the ground. Vampire drops a knee on River’s throat, and enjoys the sight of a squirming River fighting to catch his breath. Vampire, being sadistic, waits for River to calm down and catch his breath again before he strikes his next move. As River seems to get focused and tries to sit up, Vampire grabs him by the throat, forces him down on his back and starts to choke him. River squirms but Vampire keeps the choke locked, keeping the pressure on River, sitting on top of his chest.
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:17:24 GMT -5
Cole: “This is not wrestling Jazz; He is trying to murder Daniels”
Jazz: “Well it’s a street fight what was you expecting smiles and balloons”
Cole: “So therefore we have to witness this and believe it to be the right thing to do”
Jazz: “Yes exactly Cole get with the program”
Vampire smiles as he drops his grab and lets River lie there to get himself together. He rises and slowly approaches Maria, inviting her to the ring. She is crying heavily as she watches River lying there. Vampire walks back to River and once again grabs him by the throat lifting him up. But instead of choke slamming River, Vampire drops River down on his knee, right on his . . . groin, knocking River down again. Vampire covers the tag champion arrogantly but he kicks out at two.
Cole: “HOW THE HELL DID RIVER DO THAT”
Jazz: “Look at Maria, with a girl like her on his mind . . . He can and will conquer anything”
Cole: “Remember folks River Daniels promised to free Maria here tonight of John Molvanni”
Vampire seems to lose his temper and heads outside the ring. Vampire finds his sledgehammer and holds it high for the crowd.
Cole: “No not the sledgehammer again”
Jazz: “Sorry River you can’t conquer them all, Good night Mr. Daniels”
Vampire lowers the hammer and tries to renter the ring. Maria runs over and grabs the hammer, holding Vampire back. Vampire pushes her hardly to the ground and pulls his hammer towards himself. But instead of entering he stops and looks at her. Instead he approaches her slowly with the hammer in his hands. She crawls on all four in front of him in fright trying to escape but Vampire pulls her by her ankle to her feet. She sits on her knees, crying and begging for mercy as Vampire merciless shakes his head and raises the sledgehammer high above his head.
Cole: “DON’T SHE IS JUST A WOMAN, YOU SICK BASTARD”
Jazz: “Vampire is the real Bad Muther Fucker around here folks”
As Vampire is about to let the hammer fall, River has got up and from the inside of the ring, hangs with his upper body between the middle and top rope, and grabs the hammer, holding it back. Vampire grinds his teeth in anger of him and haves a pulling fight over the hammer. As The Vampire is distracted Maria low blows Vampire, making him drop to his knees. And to an even bigger shocker she hits a thunderous chick kick to his jaw, nailing Vampire to the ground, making the crowd explode in cheer.
Cole: “THAT’S IT GIRLIE, GIRL POWER GIRL POWER GIRL POWER”
Jazz: “Michael Cole you are now officially a queer”
She is almost in shock as River hurries outside and grabs her in a tight hug. She is shaking and cries heavily. River whispers in her ear to get the hell out of here and she hurries out. Behind them Vampire is slowly getting up but only to receive a super kick from River sending Vampire to the ground again. River walks over and grabs the hammer. But instead of nailing Vampire he hides it under the ring again and pulls Vampire up by the hair and rolls him back into the ring. River slides in and is on Vampire from the second he enters with Vampire trying to get up, River kicks and stomps him to keep him down on the canvas. River pulls Vampire up and again and Irish whips Vampire to the corner. He walks over and slaps Vampire across the chest to straighten him up. He follows up with another slap across his chest as Daniels works on Vampire with combination of slaps and European uppercuts. River gets brave and takes some steps back and charges Vampire, connecting with a flying round house kick on Vampire making him drop down on his end in the corner. River pulls Vampire up by the hair and drags him into the middle of the ring as River starts working on Vampire’s right knee with kicks and stomps. As River gets the Denmarkian down on right knee he pulls him down in arm drag and tries to lock in the Anaconda Vice but Vampire forces his way out of trouble with yet another low blow.
Cole: “Vampire has to result to another low blow”
Jazz: “Who cares it doesn’t matter how you win the match, it’s the victor that is remembered not the way he did it”
Vampire pulls River up on his shoulder and goes for snake eyes. As he steps back and charges for the corner to drop River, he manages to break free by pushing himself off Vampire’s shoulder sending Vampire into the corner chest first. As Vampire turns around River goes for a super kick on Vampire but he catches River by the feet and throws him into the corner again. Vampire launches an attack on River with lefts and rights all over his body, wearing the much young lighter tag champion out. Vampire once again lifts River on top of his shoulders, going for snake eyes again. This time he succeeds in dropping River face first into the top ring post. Vampire nails him with a clothesline from hell. River time to kick out at two . . . but he quickly launches himself on Vampire’s knee again, sending kicks and stomps to keep the bigger man down. With Vampire down River quickly heads for the top turnbuckle and scouts Vampire. As Vampire in pain rises to his feet, River goes for a shooting star press on Vampire but is caught by the throat. Vampire launches him up in the air and nails him with a huge choke slam as Vampire covers River and the IMDbWE Official starts his count . . .
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Cole: “I thought that was it right there folks”
Jazz: “How the hell did Daniels kick out”
Vampire furious with the kick out then locks in the Dragon Sleeper on River making him pass out as on the outside John Molvanni has recovered while Vampire and River have had their onslaught on each other. The rest of Team Canada have headed to ringside lead by Chris Molvanni as all three men grab a weapon and one for John Molvanni as well. John and Chris chairs, Edward an iron pipe and Jake Benoit some wire as they walk around the ring and each enters from one corner.
Cole: “What are these guys doing Vampire has the match covered”
Jazz: “This does not look good”
Vampire is about to cover River as he realises Team Canada is in the ring. First he thinks nothing off it but as he sees how they surround he just laughs shaking his head, knowing what is happening. He grabs River and throws him out of the ring.
Cole: “We got a stand off here folks”
Jazz: “Team Canada I think you might want to re consider doing this”
Suddenly Edward with the Iron pipe rushes at Vampire but Vampire blocks it, grabbing Edward and uses him to block the chair shot from Chris, giving Vampire time to punch the chair away from Chris and grab him by the throat. Vampire then uses Chris as his shield to block John’s chair shot at him, launching Chris into John. Benoit sneaks up from behind and places the wire around Vampire throat and starts to strangle him. Team Canada are now in control of Vampire now as John gives Vampire a beat down with the iron pipe before Chris and Edward now with the chairs gives Vampire a work over all while Benoit strangles him with the wire.
Cole: “Team Canada is taking their own partner down”
Jazz: “I guess John Molvanni was sick and tired of Vampire ordering him about”
They laugh as Vampire drops lifeless in the ring and as the group grabs Vampire and throws him out of the ring. Edward hurries out and rolls Daniels back into the ring. Chris Molvanni goes for the cover but the ref. refuses to do the count as Vampire is the legal man. Team Canada start to argue with the referee all while Massario sneaks in pretty shaken up and pulls River out of the way as Massario places a arm over Vampire who is beaten and lifeless while Team Canada argue unaware as the IMDbWE Official starts his count . . .
ONE
TWO
THREE
Jazz: “What the hell”
Cole: “They some how did it”
Jennifer: “And here are your winners and still IMDbWE Tag Team Champions and brand new IMDbWE X-Division Champion and new owner of Maria’s contract . . . THE BAD MUTHER FUCKERS!”
Axl Massario is handed the IMDbWE X-Division Championship and his Tag Team Championship belt as Massario quickly rushes over to River Daniels and helps his partner back up to his feet and hands him his championship gold too while Team Canada stand shocked and furious as John Molvanni starts to argue with the referee. River Daniels and Axl Massario leave the ring and pose for the crowd as Maria rushes over to both men and quickly thanks them as Maria begins to celebrate with the Fuckers with a huge smile on her face.
Cole: “Well they did it folks The Fuckers have saved Maria from John Molvanni there will be some partying tonight”
Jazz: “Luckily Fuckers what I would give to party with Maria”
Cole: “Steady cowboy”
Back inside the ring Team Canada continue to argue with the referee as John Molvanni knows he as lost his IMDbWE X-Division Championship as well as Maria’s contact. Vampire suddenly sits up and gets to his feet looking angered by Team Canada as River Daniels spots this and picks up the sledgehammer from underneath the ring and slides it to Vampire as Vampire looks down at the sledge and River and Axl smile as The Fuckers and Maria start to leave up the entrance ramp as Vampire picks up the sledgehammer.
Cole: “The Fuckers just gave Team Canada an early Christmas present folks”
Jazz: “Vampire has his equalizer; this does not look good for Team Canada”
Vampire makes his presence known by a stomp on the ring canvas making Team Canada turn around. They all look at the blooded and angry Vampire holding the sledgehammer ready for action, Team Canada look horrified as Edward Hart looks to have wet himself as Vampire rushes towards them with a huge swing making them all jump out of the ring very quickly and run up the entrance ramp as Vampire invites them to come back with his eyes looking to kill as Eric Long’s music hits the P.A system as the IMDbWE GM walks out onto the entrance ramp.
Long: “Listen here players if you guys want to tear each other limb for limb then fine but you will not do it here because I have two huge announcements firstly regarding the Royal Battle. Vampire I have come up with a idea for your Spawn, Ricky Davis and D-Day problem because at the Royal Battle it will be Vampire and one of them three men vs. the other two so Vampire the decision is up to you who you want to team with and if Spawn happens to win the IMDbWE Championship here tonight and be picked as Vampire’s partner then the IMDbWE Championship will be on the line in that very tag team match. But to get a sneak preview on the January 4th edition of Battlezone it will be Team Canada taking on The Vampire, Spawn, Ricky Davis and D-Day in a huge four on four match now how do you like that players, Holla!”
Eric Long leaves the entrance ramp as Team Canada stand furious with the decision as a small grin enters the face of The Vampire as we move into our next segment.
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:18:40 GMT -5
Sixty Minute Iron Man
Chris Cage vs. Royce Hamilton vs. Guerrero Hernandez
Cole: "And folks, our next match will be the end to one of the most brutal affairs in IMDbWE history. It will be the sixty minute iron man match between Chris Cage, Royce Hamilton & Guerrero Hernandez."
Jazz: "Three of the best and brightest in this industry are gonna duke it out to prove who's the best."
Cole: "Let's go all the way back to April of this year, to the moment that started this all, when the Quadratic Formula of Awesomeness had just experienced losses at the biggest PPV of the year, NOC II, and tired of 'being held back,' as he called it, Royce Hamilton brutally took out Guerrero Hernandez with a top rope powerbomb right onto our announce table, leaving him injured for months."
Jazz: "Oh man, that was the moment that I knew that Royce Hamilton was the monster that he is today, I loved it! Big props to that man right there!"
Cole: "For the months afterward, Royce Hamilton experienced much success on his own, being a CFTC finalist under the watchful eye of his superagent Mike Sweeney, and fighting with fellow former stablemate Chris Cage when Guerrero Hernandez came back to the IMDbWE, defeating Hamilton at Slammin' Summer."
Jazz: "Yeah, he came back with a vengeance, new attitude, new passion, Hernandez was just a new guy all-around, and the fans have responded tremendously to that."
Cole: "But then, after the end of the match, Chris Cage came into the ring and, with a chair shot and Killer Instinct, turned on both men."
Jazz: "Which was a smart move, look at how big-time Cage is now."
Cole: "And now these three men will take face off tonight, one last time. Each man has won a victory in their feud. Hernandez beat Hamilton at Slammin' Summer. Hamilton defeated both men in a triple threat at Halloween Horror. And Cage climbed the ladder and won the first ever Tables, Ladders & Bats match last month at the Gauntlet."
Jazz: "But tonight's gonna top all that, I can feel it! Sixty minutes of pure wrestling, winner take all, this is gonna be great!"
Cole: "Tonight, all three men have stated that this will be the end, and that they will not stop until they have destroyed each other in the middle of the ring. This will be the last match, folks. Tonight, Chris Cage, Royce Hamilton & Guerrero Hernandez, they will finish the fight."
Jennifer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the triple threat sixty minute iron man match!"
The fans explode for this epic match, until the introduction of the first competitor begins to play.
A huge pyro explodes and transitions right into "Hey Sandy" by Polaris, signaling the entrance of the the Prince of the Ivy League himself, Chris Cage! With his girlfriend, the preppy princess Krissy Valentine, by his side, the couple makes their way to the ring amist a ton of boos, but the heartthrob and his girl continue to walk down the ramp, laughing in the faces of the uglier, less fortunate people beside them.
Jennifer: "First, being accompanied by Krissy Valentine, Orange County, California, weighing in at 185 Lbs...Chris Cage!"
Stepping onto the apron, Cage sits on the bottom rope to allow the beautiful yet bitchy Krissy Valentine enter the ring. He motions that his heart beats for her love before running up the apron to the turnbuckle, posing for his fans, as few as they are.
Cole: "Chris Cage, former tag team champion, and possibly the top aerial specialists in the industry today."
Jazz: "Watching this guy is like poetry in motion, Cole, and that high-flying stuff will be needed if he wants to get a victory."
Cole: "What should be his strategy here?"
Jazz: "Simple, first he's got to let Hernadnez and Hamilton just beat the hell out of each other. Then he's got turn this into a fast-paced war, rack up as many falls as quickly as possible."
Throwing his warm-up jacket to the crowd, Cage poses in the middle of the ring, his biceps held warmly from behind by his girlfriend Krissy Valentine. But the happy moment ends as soon as "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin booms out of the speakers, causing the crowd to immediately boo their hearts out. But regardless, the monstrous Royce Hamilton steps out of the entrance, standing high over everyone in the arena.
Jennifer: "His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Mike Sweeney, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 290 Lbs...Royce Hamilton!"
The flamboyant agent Mike Sweeney taunting the fans beside him, the stoic monster that is Royce Hamilton slowly steps to the ring, uncaring of what the fans think of him, only what he plans to do inside the ring tonight, to brutalize and dissect his opponents from limb to limb before the night is done.
Jazz: "Royce Hamilton has to be the current favorite in this one. His size, his strength, it's unmatched by anyone in the company today."
Cole: "That is certain, but I wouldn't count out the other competitors in this match though."
Jazz: "Mike Sweeney would have something to say about that. Say what you want about him, but his faith in his client is nothing short of unstoppable, and unstoppable is the exact word that describes Royce Hamilton tonight."
Hamilton slowly steps into the ring, causing Cage & Krissy to back up a bit to stay away. Almost in a trance, Hamilton stand in the center of the ring, emotionless, only to stick his arm into the air in order to show what will be his dominance tonight. Sweeney & Hamilton take their corners, and just then, the lights go out over the arena. The bells slowly start, sending the fans into a frenzy as the intro begins to play.
Finally, "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts over the loudspeakers, making the fans go absolutely insane as Guerrero Hernandez makes his long-awaited entrance into the Spokane Arena. The cheers from the audience is chilling in its intensity, nearly blowing the roof off the entire arena. With Jaimie Roberts by his side, Guerrero Hernandez makes his way to the ring.
Jennifer: "And finally, being accompanied to the ring by Jaimie Roberts, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 246 Lbs...Guerrero Hernandez!"
ON his way to the ring, Hernandez stops for a moment right at the middle of the ramp in front of the ring. There, he soaks up the wild applause from the fans, a heartfelt cheer for the IMDbWE legend.
Cole: "These fans are on their feet, ladies and gentlemen, for Guerrero Hernandez!"
Jazz: "I gotta say, it's giving me goosebumps, this reaction is amazing! These fans know what winning this match will do for him."
Cole: "Guerrero Hernandez is a legend in this business, he's won titles all over the world. But for him, this match isn't for a title, this match isn't to advance up a card or anything like that. It's about redemption. Guerrero Hernandez wants redemption and he will stop at nothing to gain it."
Stepping into the ring, Hernandez poses in the middle of the ring, pyro shooting up into the air, and with a determined look on his face he gets the fans riled up for this epic match. Eventually, he takes his corner, and with all three competitors in the ring, the referee calls all three into the center of the ring, where he explains the rules.
Referee: "Gentlemen, this is an iron man match. You'll be wrestling for sixty minutes. The man who wins the most decisions will be declared the winner. A decision can only be won by pinfall or submission, there is no countout or disqualification. After every decision, there will be a thirty second rest period. Do you gentlemen understand the rules? Are there any questions?"
Each man nods their heads no, concentrated directly on their opponents.
Referee: "Alright then. Good luck to all three of you, and may the best man win."
The referee sends all three men back to their respective corners. The wrestlers' managers say their parting words before stepping out of the ring to go to the outside. After checking once more with each man, the referee finally calls for the bell, and the crowd cheers as the match is underway.
Cautiously, all three wrestlers circle each other, careful not to tire out in the first couple of minutes. Suddenly, Guerrero Hernandez runs up and lashes out on Royce Hamilton chopping the hell out of his chest. Chris Cage tries to turn him around, but Hernandez turns and chops the hell out of him. Hamilton takes a gigantic swing, but Hernandez ducks and Hamilton accidentally catches Cage with a shot. Hernandez pops back up and smacks Hamilton with an uppercut before going Muhammad Ali on his ass in the corner.
Cole: "Lefts, rights, chops, shots, Guerrero Hernandez is in a frenzy!"
Jazz: "Yeah, but he better watch that he don't tire himself out though, cause that will cost him."
From behind, Cage quickly sneaks up and jumps on Hernandez's back, locking in a tight sleeper. Hernandez stops punching and heads to the center of the ring, where he throws Cage to the mat. However, the distraction allows Hamilton to sneak up and knock Hernandez to the ground from behind. After a few stomps, Hamilton tries to whip him into the ropes, but Hernandez blocks and throws Hamilton to the outside.
Jazz: "Nice, quick counter."
Finding Cage in the middle of the ring, the two lock up. Cage takes Hernandez down with a headlock takedown, applying a quick submission, but Hernandez reponds with a headscissors. Cage rolls onto his feet and leaps forward, carrying the legs into a cradle pin!
1...
Kickout!
Showing great strength, Hernandez powers out of the pin and lifts himself and Cage onto their feet, before attempting a backslide. Cage stuggles and fights to not fall, but Hernandez instead then grabs the arm and takes him down, trying to go for Submission Vol. ! Cage starts to scramble to get to the ropes before the move can be applied, but luckily Hamilton re-enters the ring and breaks up the move attempt.
Cole: "And Submission Vol. 1 nearly applied! No, Hamilton breaks it up."
Jazz: "Good work by Hamilton, making sure that Cage doesn't get locked in the submission and lose a fall."
Grabbing Hernandez, Hamilton literally throws him at the turnbuckle before picking Cage up. He sends Cage into the ropes before going for a surprise lariat, but Cage ducks. Leaping onto the second rope, Cage flips and catches Hamilton with an elbow for a pin. 1...Kickout! Cage then brings Hamilton to the corner. Running from the opposite corner, Cage goes for a running body thump, but Hamilton catches him and throws him back to the center. Landing on his feet, Cage quickly attempts a corner splash, but Hamilton catches him and throws him down to the mat with a slam.
Hernandez quickly runs to the distracted Hamilton and ladns a drop toehold. Locking in the leg, Hernandez pulls his opponent up by the arms before locking his arms around Hamilton's throat. Pulling back on the impressive looking submission, Hernandez looks for the submission but instead gets a rope break, causing the referee to force him off. Hernandez lets go of the hold and quickly pins him.
1...
Kickout!
Rolling Hamilton back to the outside, Hernandez and Cage square back off in the ring. Hernandez shoots down low, but Cage manages to block him and locks in a front facelock. Grabbing ahold of a leg, Hernandez manages to slowly drive Cage onto his back, despite Cage holding onto the head like a pitbull. Slowly but surely, Hernandez turns Cage onto his stomach, where he tries to lock in an STF, but Cage quickly makes it to the ropes before it can be applied.
With a few good shots, Hernandez goes for a gutwrench suplex; however, Cage manages to get loose and lands right on his feet. Hernandez rebounds quickly and goes for a clothesline, but Cage pulls upward and applies a modified butterfly lock, despite being in mid-air. Dropping to his knees, Hernandez knows that he has to get Cage off of him and runs toward the ropes, throwing Cage over the top. Cage somehow manages to land on his feet, but with one big punch Hernandez knocks him off.
Jazz: "That was a nasty right hook by Guerrero Hernandez."
Cole: "But here comes Hamilton."
Mike Sweeney sends his client back into the ring with words of advice in mind. Hamilton & Hernandez look ready to grapple in the middle of the ring, but Hamilton executes a cheap shot just as Hernandez shoots in, kicking him stiffly in the leg. The shot takes Hernandez so off balance that Hamilton grounds him, landing right on top for a pin. 1...Kickout! From here, he applies a nice grounded front facelock.
With all of Hamilton's body weight on him, it's an uphill struggle for Hernandez, but he slowly manages to get back to his feet. In one swift movement, Hernandez rips the arm off and spins behind with a hammerlock. Hamilton attempts to shake his opponent free with a quick spin, but Hernandez holds on until Hamilton uses the momentum to toss Hernandez overhead. But upon getting back to his feet, Hernandez arm drags his former student across the ring.
Cole: "Some tremendous wrestling in the opening to this one, I like this."
Jazz: "It's going along swimmingly, Cole."
Cole: "Right, and hopefully it stays that way for the next fifty minutes."
Hernandez charges forward to attack his rival, but Hamilton blocks that attempt, tossing him to the outside. Hamilton turns around, only to get completely nailed with a dropkick to the chest, sending him hard down to the mat. The speedy Cage runs off the ropes and slams his legs right down with a quick legdrop for a pin.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Trying his best to keep the big man off his feet, Cage lands a few forearms right to the skull, but fails as Hamilton makes his way back to a standing position. Immediately, Cage tries to take the big man down with hard kicks to the legs and thighs, but Hamilton runs him down with a body avalanche. Grabbing Cage, Hamilton starts off in one corner and nearly throws Cage all the way to the other one.
Jazz: "The power, the strength, that's why Royce Hamilton is the favorite here."
Cole: "I can't deny that, he is a monster both in and out of the ring."
Cage pulls himself up using the turnbuckle ropes, which Hamilton sees. Like a bull, Hamilton charges forward to crash and smash Cage into the corner, but Cage moves out of the way at the last moment. Hamilton crashes and burns before stumbling around, right into a Cage spinning heel kick for a pin.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Hamilton gets back to his feet despite some ground work, where Cage unfortunately has to get into a slug-out with Hamilton. He lets loose with a couple of nice forearms to the face, but Hamilton seems unfazed. Suddenly, Hernandez reenters the fray and the two begin to synchronize their punches, this time being able to back Hamilton up. With Hamilton temporarily fazed, the two grab Hamilton and, with both men's strength, lift him into the air and suplex him to the mat! Hamilton rolls out of the ring after the double team, but the teamwork ends as Cage & Hernandez grapple.
With one quick movement, Hernandez takes Cage to the mat with a big snapmare, followed by a stiff kick to the back for a pin. 1...Kickout! Directly after the kickout, Hernandez grabs a leg and applies a hard leglock, limiting Cage's high-flying power. He really wrenches it in until Cage kicks Hernandez away, but Hernandez stays on the offensive, rushing over and applying it again.
Cole: "Guerrero Hernandez, continuing to use that leglock."
Jazz: "He's smartly targeting that leg, keeping Cage grounded."
Suddenly, Hamilton runs up and drops a knee right to the back of Hernandez's head. Grabbing Cage, Hamilton throws the smaller wrestler into the corner before absolutely throttling him with forearms and placing him onto the top rope. But from out of nowhere, Hernandez runs up and clotheslines him over the top rope, the momentum sending both men to the outside. As his two opponents try to get to their feet, Chris Cage climbs to his feet on the top turnbuckle, and flashbulbs go off around the arena as Cage dives off the top rope with an amazing shooting star press onto both men!
Jazz: "Jesus!"
Cole :"And Chris Cage dives off the top rope, taking out both men with a shooting star press!"
Jazz: "Man, this kid's just risked everything with that!"
Cole: "That's how much this match means to those three competitors."
All three men lay out on the arena floor while the entire crowd applauds in awe and amazement for the spectacle they're seeing. With Krissy Valentine's loving help, Cage is the first man, albeit not without the aid of the barricade. Slowly, the other two get to their feet, and Hernandez tries to whip Hamilton into the rails, but is blocked. Quickly, Cage runs up and helps out, the two throwing Hamilton into the steel railing. Almost immediately, Cage turns on Hernandez, going for a running dropkick, but Hernandez moves out of the way, causing Cage to hit Hamilton with the dropkick, sending him over the barricade into the crowd.
Grabbing Cage by the hair, Hernandez throws Cage into the ring and locks in a grounded abdominal stretch. The lock strains Cage's midsection, but the high-flier elbows Hernandez in the face, breaking the hold. Landing a few quick forearms, Cage looks for a suplex, but Hernandez blocks and instead lands a snap suplex for a pin. 1...2...Kickout! Suddenly, Cage turns Hernandez over into his own pin! 1...Kickout! Hernandez rushes as Cage, but Cage sweeps his legs and performs a senton for a pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THR...
KICKOUT!
With a few shots to the face and kicks to the knees, Cage tries to whip Hernandez into the ropes but is reversed and Hernandez takes a running start. Quickly, Cage sticks out his boot, smashing right into Hernandez's face. Standing on the bottom rope, Cage flies forward onto Hernandez, but immediately Hernandez counters with a hard elbow, catching Cage right in the face in mid-air! Cage crashes to the mat, looking dazed after that stiff shot.
Cole: "I think the whole crowd just collectively cringed from that elbow!"
Jazz: "That's just a sick counter, cripes."
Krissy Valentine yells at her man to wake up, but the remorseless Hernandez offers him neither mercy nor remorse, only a hard backdrop that almost drives Cage's head straight into the mat. Cage's neck almost bends upon hitting the floor, creating one of the sickest views ever done. Hernandez turns Cage over for an academic pin.
1...
2...
No!
Hamilton breaks up the pin, immediately mounting Hernandez and just punching the shit out of him! Hamilton calls for the end and looks ready to powerbomb Hernandez, but Hernandez drops down and rolls the monster under. Hernandez then locks in a leg and applies an STF! The hold slowly wears Hamilton down, but the monster uses his strength to get to the ropes.
Grabbing Hamilton, Hernandez utilizes a few good forearms to wear the big man down, but from out of nowhere Hamilton grabs Hernandez and throws him overhead with a release northern lights suplex. With Hernandez dazed, Hamilton takes his former mentor down with a gutwrench suplex for a pin. 1...2...Kickout!
Looking down on his former teacher, Hamilton begins to treat Hernandez like prey, playfully and tauntingly kicking Hernandez's face. But then, Hamilton rears back and kicks the shit out of Hernandez's chest, prompting him to respond with a roaring elbow, unprotected, right to the face. The two men stand stunned until Chris Cage runs up and dropkicks both men in the chest!
Jazz: "Where did Chris Cage come from?"
Cole: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cage is in control of this match!"
Jazz: "Don't worry, I really can't believe it either, that preppy pipsqueak's doing it!"
Taking a quick breather in the corner, Cage replans his strategy while keeping an eye on his two downed opponents. Choosing to go for the smaller man, he baseball slides Hamilton out of the ring before working on Hernandez. Locking in a side headlock, Cage is nearly backdropped onto his head again, but manages to land on his feet and kicks Hernandez right in the face for a pin. 1...2...Kickout!
Lifting Hernandez onto the ropes, Cage smashes his elbow into his former stablemate's face a couple of times before running off the ropes. But from out of nowhere, Hernandez runs up and catches him off-guard, almost breaking his back with an STO backbreaker for a pin! 1...2...Kickout! While Cage rolls out of the ring, Hamilton comes back in, causing Hernandez to go back on the offense.
With Hamilton on his hands and knees, Hernandez grabs his former friend's head and just starts delivering knees straight to the face before running off the ropes and catching him with a knee lift to the head. Grabbing Hamilton, Hernandez sends him shoulder-first into the steel post, severely affecting his arm before going for Submission Vol. 1. However, Hamilton pushes him away and then catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Cole: "A hard belly-to-belly taking the wind out of Hernandez's sails!"
Jazz: "Oh man, that's just raw animal power right there."
Hamilton calls for the end and, after a painful series of strikes, immediately goes for a backdrop driver, but Hernandez reverses into a body press for a near pin. Grabbing Hamilton, he lands a hard series for rights, lefts and chops before a discus backhand chop and a roaring elbow. With Hamilton dazed, Hernandez hoists the big man onto his shoulder for the Defranchiser, but Hamilton uses his weight to try to get to the ropes. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Cage runs up from beside the two and leaps onto the second rope. Springboarding off, he backflips and, in mid-air, grabs Hamilton's head, slamming it to the mat with a miraculous Shiranui-cide! Cage goes for the immediate pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THR...
KICKOUT!
Somehow Hamilton kicks out of the pin, despite Hernandez being unable to break it up!
Cole: "How in the hell did Chris Cage do that Shiranui-cide?"
Jazz: "I don't know myself, look at this. Alright, Hernandez has Hamilton up for the Defranchiser, and then Cage runs up from the side, grabs Hamilton's head, and lands a Shiranui-cide from out of nowhere!"
Cole: "But to hit it from that position is nothing short of amazing."
Jazz: "For sure, Cole, that's for sure."
Cage quickly gets to his feet and kicks Hernandez right in the neck, causing him to roll out of the ring. Hamilton tries to get to his feet, but Cage immediately leaps into the air and drops a leg onto Hamilton's head, smashing it to the canvas. Cage then climbs up to the top rope, causing the crowd to stand onto their feet to see the aerial specialist do his work. In what can only be described as poetry in motion, Cage leaps off the top rope, twisting 360 degrees with the Giant Killer, landing right on top of Royce Hamilton for the pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Royce Hamilton manages to kick out, but it's too late, as Chris Cage scores the first decision of the match after a Giant Killer!
Jennifer: "The winner of the first fall, by pinfall, Chris Cage!"
Cage crawls to his corner, raising his arm in victory as the winner of the first fall, being one-up on his opponents. Krissy Valentine laughs and claps, while Roberts & Sweeney look disappointed but still confident. Hamilton slams his fist on the mat in anger while Hernandez rolls back into the ring, still ready to fight.
Cole: "The Shiranui-cide, the kick, and the aptly-named Giant Killer, Chris Cage has just killed the giant and won the first fall!"
Jazz: "Which is not only a big time advantage, but Cage is also doing what I said early, scoring early falls."
Cole: "Anyway, as stated earlier, there's a thirty second rest period after every fall."
Cage & Krissy seem to be the only ones around the ring smiling, but all three men still look determined to continue on with this match. Halfway though the resting period, the timekeeper whispers something to Jennifer Garcia, who announces it to the crowd.
Jennifer: "Forty-five minutes left in this match, forty-five minutes."
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:19:13 GMT -5
Now with everybody on the outside, the fight is taken out of the ring. All three men, weary of battle, continue the fight, not caring about their own respective bodies, rather destroying the other's bodies no matter the cost. Hernandez is the first man to his feet and he pumps up the crowd behind him. Dragging Hamilton to the corner, he seats his former student on a nearby chair. On the other side, Hernandez calls for the end and charges ahead, driving his foot straight into the skull of Royce Hamilton.
Cole: "Looks like Guerrero Hernandez is channeling a bit of Samoa Joe."
Jazz: "You're right, that was just sick."
On the other side, fans chant "Over here!" and Hernandez complies, bring Hamilton to another nearby chair. Calling for yet another kick, Hernandez runs up, but Hamilton catches him off-guard and gives him a lariat! Being tired, Hamilton did not fully execute his best lariat, but it's enough to shove Hernandez into the ring. Before he can execute a pin attempt, however, Cage leaps off the apron and delivers the senton onto Hamilton, dropping both men to the floor.
Pushing Hamilton to the steel railing, Cage lands a series of punches followed by a spinning elbow attempt. Hamilton ducks this, however, and attempts to backdrop Cage onto the railing. Cage manages to release the hold mid-air and lands on his feet in the crowd. Hamilton follows up with an uppercut that knocks Cage down before climbing over the barricade into the crowd as well. The two brawl in the seats, not noticing Hernandez in the ring. Suddenly, Hernandez leaps off the top rope and springboards off, diving onto both men in the crowd with a suicide plancha, taking all three to the floor!
Jazz: "Holy shit!"
Cole: "Guerrero Hernandez, risking his body by springboarding off the top and diving right into the crowd!"
Jazz: "And that crowd responding by going insane!"
"Holy shit!" chants start throughout the arena while all three men lay out in the crowd. This tough match taking a toll on all participants, neither man should be getting up, but all eventually do. Hernandez grabs Hamilton and slams his head onto a chair. Quickly, Cage lands punches on both men before rearing up and running at them. Quickly, both Hamilton & Hernandez catch Cage and send him flying with a double hiptoss right into the chair! Cage is sent flying into a mass of unforgiving steel, his back nearly breaking on the rows of chairs.
Catching Hernandez off-guard with a knee to the gut, Hamilton tries to whip Hernandez into the chairs, but Hernandez reverses and sends Hamilton himself into the steel chairs. Grabbing a nearby chair, Hernandez throttles it against Hamilton's back, causing him to yelp out in pain.
Cole: "That vicious steel chair ringing off of Royce Hamilton's back."
Slowly, Hernandez brings Hamilton to the barricade and places a chair right in front of his face. Rearing back, Hernandez screams a kamikaze yell before running up and baseball sliding the chair directly into Hamilton's face. Hernandez then concentrates on Cage, sending him further into the crowd. In desperation, Cage grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over his face, following up with a DDT that leaves both men down.
Lifting Hernandez up, Cage manages to lands a few forearms before trying to whip him, but Hernandez blocks and pulls Cage in for a scoop slam. Hernandez walks back over to Cage, but the prepster rakes his opponent's eyes, allowing Cage to get a chair. Grabbing his former teacher, Cage intends to suplex Hernandez right onto the chair, but is blocked. Hernandez switches over and tries to suplex his former student onto the chair, but is also blocked. Cage suddenly pushes Hernandez onto the chair before rearing back and delivering a shining wizard.
Jazz: "That's one hell of a shining wizard, very surprised at how Chris Cage is holding his own."
Cole: "Well, he did win last month at the Gauntlet."
Jazz: "Still considering his size, he's looking better than ever. Cage has a real chance to win this, especially since he's up a fall on both men."
Grabbing Hernandez, Cage throws Hernandez over the top of the barricade and ends up back near the ring. Cage slams Hernandez's head into the ring apron, but is attacked from behind by Royce Hamilton. Hamilton throws Cage away before throwing punches at Hernandez. Sweeney yells at Hamilton to finish the job, and Hamilton looks underneath the ring, pulling out a table.
Jazz: "Here comes the tables..."
Cole: "No, what is he planning to do here?"
After setting up the table, with intervals in between to further weaken Hernandez, Hamilton sets Hernandez onto the table. Climbing up to the ring apron, Hamilton looks for a flying move, only for Hernandez to regain his bearings and roll off the table. Hamilton drops off the apron, and Sweeney hands him the ring bell. Reminded of the first triple threat, Hamilton rears up and clocks Hernandez with the ring bell.
While Sweeney returns the bell to the timekeeper with a sarcastic thanks, Hamilton again climbs up to the apron. He gets ready to fly, but from out of nowhere, Cage runs up the ring apron to the side of him. Using the ringpost, Cage swings around and drives his feet into Hamilton's chest with a tiger feint kick. Cage then dropkicks Hamilton off the apron and to the floor. Seeing Hernandez on top of the table on the outside, Cage calls for another Giant Killer.
Cole: "He's calling for the Giant Killer!"
Jazz: "Onto Hernandez? That's insane! He wouldn't!"
Cole: "After the brutality that we've witnessed tonight, I wouldn't doubt that he's gonna go for it."
Confirming this, Cage climbs up to the top rope, his back turned to Hernandez for the moonsault. But before he can perform it, Hamilton rushes over and crotches him on the turnbuckle, delivering several chops to keep him there. Cage actually bites his former friend to keep him off, but Hamilton lands a sick kick to end the resistance and then pulls Cage backwards into a tree of woe! Still standing on the apron, Hamilton delivers two sick kicks, his usual combo. After backing to the other end of the apron, Hamilton delivers a huge running knee to the gut. With one move left in his combo, Hamilton makes sure Hernandez is still on the table before lifting Cage's head. With one swift pull, Hamilton rips Cage off the turnbuckle and dives with Cage in tow, both men landing right onto Hernandez! The table breaks underneath, sending all three men to the floor!
Cole: "Oh my God!"
Jazz: Jesus!"
The three men lie in the wreckage of the table, the fans around them just going absolutely apeshit with "Holy shit" and "You're fucked up!" chants. Neither man can move after that move, leaving everyone wounded on the floor.
Jazz: "We need a replay of that now!"
Cole: "Alright, look at this, Hamilton lands his usual combo and then, wow, he rips Cage off the turnbuckle and leaps off, both men crashing onto Hernandez and through the table."
Jazz: "Not even Hamilton got off scratch-free, look how his back just landed, it's sick."
Somehow, Royce Hamilton manages to get back to his feet, and sends Hernandez into the ring. Rolling back inside, Hamilton drops to his knees and pins.
ONE...
TWO...
THR...
KICKOUT!
With only adrenaline running through his system, Hernandez barely kicks out, sending the fans into a frenzy! But Hamilton refuses to let up, lifting Hernandez off the ground into a German suplex! Hamilton then throws his former teacher overhead with a brutal half nelson suplex! With Hernandez out on the ground, Hamilton dives down and pins! 1...2...Kickout! But the kickout allows Hamilton to transition right into Hernandez's own MMA Elbows!
Cole: "Oh my, he's got the elbows locked in! Royce Hamilton is using Hernandez's own moves against him!"
Jazz: "Hernandez is in trouble here, after all the damage he's taken, there's absolutely no way he can last for long in those, especially by Royce Hamilton."
Hamilton's elbow thuds hard off of Hernandez's skull, being driving right into his cranium. Barely offering any defense, Hernandez nearly falls unconscious from the powerful elbows to the head. Hamilton refuses to let up, members of the audience even ready to jump the barricade to stop this. Suddenly, the referee calls for the bell and forces Hamilton off of his opponent! Jennifer announces the controversial call.
Jennifer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled that Guerrero Hernandez is unable to continue. Thus, the winner of the fifth fall, by KO, Royce Hamilton!"
Hamilton calmly look down on his work, a knocked-out Guerrero Hernandez, before the referee forces him to go back to his corner.
Cole: "Those elbows were just too much for Guerrero Hernandez, he couldn't stay in the match."
Jazz: "Well, if Hernandez cannot compete anymore, then looks like this boils down to two men."
Cole: "The score is currently 1-2-2, with Cage & Hamilton tied at one fall a piece. And after that brutal series of elbows, I doubt Hernandez will be able to come back in this match."
Jazz: "Let alone come back into the match, he's knocked out."
Finally, the referee rings the bell, and Hamilton approaches the knocked-out Hernandez. After kicking him like roadkill, Hamilton drops down and goes for a pin!
1...
2...
NO!
Cage runs up from behind and breaks up the pin! While both men recuperate, EMTs pull Hernandez out of the ring and check up on him, effectively ending his involvement in the match. Meanwhile, Cage has Hamilton on the ropes, landing several forearm shots, but Hamilton knocks him down with a huge punch. Cage rolls out of the ring, where Krissy Valentine hands him his suitcase. Hamilton reaches over to pull Cage up, but Cage responds by slamming the suitcase right into his head!
Cole: "What a cheap shot!"
Jazz: "Hate to break it to you, but it's all legal here, Cole."
Dropping the suitcase, Cage rolls back into the ring and goes for the pin!
1...
2...
Kickout!
Cage tries to lift Hamilton to his feet, but the big man refuses to budge and whips Cage into the ropes. Thrown into the air with a spinebuster attempt, Cage suddenly manages to get loose and uses the momentum to leap onto Hamilton's shoulders! The crowd is amazed as Cage drops back down and lands a huge DDT! The ring bounces up and down as Hamilton's head is driven straight into the canvas! Cage crawls over for the pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Cage has scored yet another fall, going up another decision!
Jennifer: "The winner of the sixth decision, by pinfall, Chris Cage!"
While Cage celebrates the pinfall, more commotion is going on in the outside, where Krissy taunts the downed Hernandez. Suddenly, Jaimie Roberts rushes over and the two argue, and Krissy slaps Jaimie right in the face. She laughs for a few moments until Jaimie reveals a smile on her face, letting her know just what a bad decision she made. Krissy screams as Jaimie chases her up the ramp, catching up. Jaimie then proceeds to tear off her shirt, leaving the preppy princess without his shirt off, running up the ramp. Smiling, Jaimie throws the shirt to the crowd before returning to the ring.
Jazz: "Could have used her in the lingerie contest, huh?"
Eventually, the match restarts, and Cage & Hamilton fight again. Cage attempts to bring the big man down with hard forearms and kicks to the quads, but Hamilton delivers one chop that sends him to the mat. Hamilton whips Cage into the ropes, but Cage responds with a spinning headscissors that sends Hamilton flying.
With Hamilton resting in the corner, Cage delivers a series of punches, but Hamilton suddenly explodes out and throws Cage into the corner. Hamilton lands a furious series of machine gun chops before throwing Cage overhead with a fallaway slam.
Grabbing the smaller Cage, Hamilton attempts a powerbomb, but Cage reverses into a throwing frankensteiner. Hamilton is whipped across the ring but comes back with a hard forearm to the head. The two again trade shots, but then Hamilton manages to catch him with a backdrop driver! Hamilton pins.
ONE...
TWO...
THRE...
NO!
Guerrero Hernandez slides back into the ring and breaks up the pin!
Cole: "1...2...No! Guerrero Hernandez breaks it up! Where in the hell did Guerrero Hernandez come from?"
Jazz: "I don't know, I thought he was out of this one!"
Cole: "Somehow, someway, Guerrero Hernandez is back in this match!"
Hamilton looks as surprised as everyone else, as an exhausted yet still-fighting Hernandez stares across at him. Hamilton goes for a cheap punch, but Hernandez blocks it and fights back, unleashing his fury onto Royce Hamilton! The crowd goes insane as Hernandez just begins to beat the shit out of Hamilton. Hamilton lands a desperation punch to the midsection that temporarily gets Hernandez off of him, but Hernandez instead runs up and lands a knee to the face. Grabbing Hamilton's head, he falls backward and drives both of his knees into his opponent's skull, landing the FaceCracker!
Hamilton rolls out of the ring while Cage regains his bearings. Cage turns around, only to spot Hernandez standing there. Shocked, Cage attempts a clothesline, but Hernandez ducks, giving him a spinebuster! Hernandez tries to turns Cage over for the Second City Clutch, but Cage blocks it and stays on his back. Instead, Hernandez grabs both legs and slingshots Cage face-first into the steel post! Cage stumbles around while Hernandez lands a few punches to the head. Eventually, it becomes evident that Cage is now bleeding, and Hernandez continues to open up the wound further!
Cole: "And Chris Cage has been busted open!"
Jazz: "Oh no, how could Hernandez ruin this kid's face!"
Cole: "C'mon, Hernandez doesn't give a damn, he's going to destroy Cage regardless."
Cage drops down on the ropes, attempting to rest. However, the remorseless Hernandez walks over and uses his knee to choke Cage out on the ropes. Finally, he pulls Cage up and drives him hard into the mat with a double underhook backbreaker, nearly breaking Cage in two, before landing a double underhook suplex.
With Cage on the mat, Hernandez climbs up to the top rope and after receiving the adoration of the fans, Hernandez leaps off and executes a diving headbutt! Finally, Hernandez calls for the end, lifting Cage onto his shoulders. The fans cheer as Hernandez brings his former friend to the middle of the ring, where he throws him down into the Defranchiser! Hernandez covers for the pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Hernandez earns the pin while the fans go banana for his decision!
Jennifer: "The winner of the seventh fall, Guerrero Hernandez!"
Resting in the corner, Hernandez raises his arm in victory, his fans applauding his marvelous and miraculous comeback.
Jazz: "I have to say, I didn't even think Hernandez could continue this match, let alone get a pinfall."
Cole: "Well, he has, and now Guerrero Hernandez is back in the race. Chris Cage has one fall on both Hamilton & Hernandez, but it's still anyone's ballgame."
Jazz: "Oh man, this is gonna be exciting!"
As the final seconds of the rest period tick away, Jennifer makes an announcement.
Jennifer: "Fifteen minutes remaining, fifteen minutes."
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:19:38 GMT -5
The last second ticks away on the rest period clock with the ring the same way the match started, with all three men standing in the ring. But with fifteen seconds left, each man is exhausted yet still determined to fight. Knowing that he still holds a fall over his opponents, Cage must now decide to keep the match fast-paced and score more falls or try to go on the defensive. Meanwhile, both Hamilton & Hernandez are playing catch-up with huge momentum on their sides, especially Hernandez. Finally, the bell rings, and the match restarts.
Again, the three wrestlers start off cautiously, sizing up their opponents and looking for an opportunity. Quickly, Hernandez decides to take the offensive, chopping away at the big man. Hamilton pushes his former mentor away, but Cage quickly takes advantage, leaping onto Hamilton and landing several punches. However, Hamilton just slams him down to the mat and pounds him with huge punches. Hernandez runs up and catches Hamilton with a hard knee lift.
Cole: "Hard knee lift, and we're back to square one again."
Jazz: "These guys are just so good, it's hard to pick who's gonna pick the winner in this one."
With Hamilton on the mat, Hernandez rushes up and attempts to lock in Submission Vol. 1, but Hamilton blocks in, leading him to lock in an aggressive armbar modification. Hernandez really wrenches back on the hold until Cage sprints off the ropes and catches Hernandez with a baseball slide. Throwing Hernandez into the corner, he catches him with a double knee to the chest, grabbing his shoulders and pulling him down chest-first into the knees. Cage pins.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Cage picks Hernandez up off the mat and whips him into the ropes, but Hernandez leaps over a bending Cage and goes for a sunset flip pin. 1...2...Kickout! Cage rolls free and goes for a dropkick, but Hernandez lies down to avoid the dropkick, and just like earlier in the match, he turns Cage right into the Second City Clutch!
Jazz: "He's got it locked in again!"
Cole: "The Second City Clutch applied, will Chris Cage tap out again?"
Really wrenching back on the hold, Hernandez digs his knee further and further into the back to try to make Cage tap out. But from behind, Hamilton runs up and delivers a stiff Yakuza kick to the back of Hernandez's head. Lifting Hernandez off the floor, Hamilton throws him into the air before powerbombing Hernandez hard onto his knee. The crowd cringes as Hamilton goes for the pin.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Seeing Cage in the corner, Hamilton lands several hard forearms that end with Cage on the apron and then he sees Hernandez getting back up. Hoisting Hernandez onto his shoulders, Hamilton throws him down to the mat face-first, and then applies an STF. Wrenching back on the submission, Hamilton attempts to get a tapout. But then, still on theapron, Cage springboards off the top rope and dives off, hitting a corkscrew senton onto both men to break up the hold! The fans are chanting and cheering as all three men lay out on the floor.
Cage and Hamilton are the first men on their feet, and Hamilton throws Cage into the ropes, hitting him with a high knee to the face, followed by a gutwrench suplex. Hamilton then calls for the end and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but Cage reverses into a hurricanrana for a pin! 1...2...Kickout! Both men get to their feet and Cage sweeps Hamilton's legs, proceeding to hit him with a standing moonsault for a pin!
1...
2...
Kickout!
Hernandez grabs Cage and launches with a series of forearms, which Cage responds with a hard mule kick to the gut. Grabbing Hernandez's head, Cage runs up the turnbuckle and flips backward for the Shiranui-cide! But no, Hernandez rolls through upon impact and lands right on top of Cage! He locks in Cage's arms and rolls forward, locking in the Cattle Mutilation!
Struggling in the hold, Cage tries to move around, only to find himself in the center of the ring away from any ropes. Meanwhile, while upside down, Hernandez makes sure to stay conscious and focused. The blood raining down from his head, Cage finally is able to turn, breaking the submission, but not Hernandez's hold. The two fight to their feet, where Hernandez tries to take him down again, only to apply the crossface chickenwing! But then, Hamilton rushes up and lifts both men onto his shoulders before slamming them both right down to the mat!
Jazz: "These guys are just scrambling to get a fall, it's unbelievable!"
Cole: "You have to be here to see this action, folks, this Spokane crowd is on their feet for this!"
While Hamilton rests on the ropes, both Cage & Hernandez manage to get to their feet. The three exchange huge punches, attacking each other, until Hernandez suddenly hoists Cage back onto his shoulders. Quickly, he spins and hits Hamilton with Cage's feet, knocking him down, before going for a Defranchiser. But Cage is able to reverse at the last second, landing straight into a flip-over stunner! Hernandez falls into a sitting position, allowing Hamilton to burst off the ropes and hit the sitting Hernandez with a rolling body thump. Cage attempts to catch Hamilton off-guard, but Hamilton ducks and hits him with a half nelson suplex!
Forcefully lifting Hernandez off the mat, Hamilton immediately goes for another half nelson suplex, but Hernandez elbows his way out and hoists him onto his shoulders. Spinning around and around, Hernandez has an airplane spin going before letting the dizzy Hamilton go. Hernandez calls for the end, but Sweeney then pulls on his leg for fear of his client's safety. Hernandez kicks the interfering Sweeney away, but with his back turned, Hamilton runs up and hits Hernandez with a backdrop driver! Throwing Hernandez to his feet, Hamilton lands two stiff open-palmed slaps to the face and a spinning chop to the neck before running off the ropes and charging toward Hernandez, nearly decapitating him with a lariat! He goes for the pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Hernandez cannot kick out from the brutal combination Hamilton put together, as Royce Hamilton wins another pinfall!
Jennifer: "The winner of the eighth decision, by pinfall, Royce Hamilton!"
Hamilton merely smirks, super agent Mike Sweeney climbing up to the apron and congratulating his client over a hardfought comeback.
Cole: "And with that fall, Chris Cage and Royce Hamilton are now tied at three a piece, and Guerrero Hernandez is down one fall with only two decisions."
Jazz: "Guerrero Hernandez has only a little less than ten minutes to score at least a decision to tie it up, and you can bet that neither Cage nor Hamilton will allow him to do that."
Cole: "Can Guerrero Hernandez come back? Let's see."
With all three men back on their feet, the last few seconds of the rest period tick away before the bell rings once more. Immediately, an exhausted and injured Hernandez rushes Hamilton, smashing into him with hard rights and lefts. Cage attempts to interfere with his madness, but Hernandez retaliates with a severe chop that knocks Cage off of his feet. However, the distraction is good enough for Hamilton to catch Hernandez with a hard knee, followed by a chokeslam backbreaker that nearly kills Hernandez.
Grabbing Hernandez, Hamilton goes for a suplex, but Hernandez is able to block it and goes for his own. The two both attempt to suplex one another, but both men block each other's attempts, creating a see-saw effect, with the crowd cheering each of Hernandez's tries and doing the opposite for Hamilton. Suddenly, Cage lands a few body blows on Hamilton during a suplex attempt, allowing Hernandez to lift him into the air. Cage then runs off the ropes and delivers a hard chop to Hamilton's chest before Hernandez executes a brainbuster, dropping Hamilton right on his head. He goes to pin, but the selfish Cage pushes Hernandez away and goes for the pin.
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2...
No!
Hernandez pushes Cage off the pin and brawls with him. After a hard boot to the gut, Hernandez sends him flying with a double underhook suplex, with a bridge for a pin. 1...2...Kickout! After a hard European uppercut, Hernandez locks in an arm before landing a neckbreaker, transitioning right into a one arm DDT, applying a hard wristlock. Cage rolls forward and sweeps his opponents legs. Bouncing off the ropes, Cage flips forward and lands a rolling legdrop for a pin. 1...2...Kickout!
Locking in a crossface-like maneuver, Cage attempts to stall and buy time to deny Hernandez a decision. Really wrenching back on the hold, Cage is taken by surprise when Hernandez rolls back and lifts Cage up, bringing him down with a hard backbreaker. Lifting Cage back up, Hernandez places his opponent in an elevated gutwrench before falling to his knee, hitting the Sweet Breaker for a pin. 1...2...NO! Hamilton breaks up the pin!
Cole: "Back and forth, this action just never ends!"
Jazz: "And that's a problem for Guerrero Hernandez, he can't get a fall if someone else keeps interfering."
Cole: "It will be an uphill battle for Hernandez tonight."
Cage rolls out of the ring, allowing Hernandez and Hamilton to fight it out by themselves. The two trade punches in the center of the ring until Hamilton, hitting a hard chop, runs off the ropes. Hernandez doesn't let off, however, and he runs right at him, catching Hamilton off-guard at the ropes and clotheslining him over, sending both men over the top.
Now on the outside, Hernandez takes Hamilton and whips him, shoulder-first into the steel ring steps. Hamilton crashes right into them, causing them to fly off. With the steps now out of the way, Hamilton uses the pole to get back to his feet, but Hernandez instead delivers a roundhouse kick to the back of Hamilton's head, sending him face-first into the pole. Hernandez charges up with anger as Hamilton is revealed to be now gushing blood from the head.
Jazz: "And now he's opened up Royce Hamilton too, gee, I hope Hernandez has his wish."
Cole: "Not yet, he still has to make Hamilton tap out."
Taking a few head shots, Hernandez holds both of Hamilton's wrists and sets him up right near the steel post. With one swift movement, Hernandez pulls Hamilton head-first right into the steel pole. The mesh of forehead and steel creates a sickening sound as Hernandez continues to pull him face-first into the hard metal pole. Finally, Hernandez lets go, revealing a Royce Hamilton that is now gushing blood. Hernandez sends him into the ring and pins him.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Delivering more shots to the head, Hernandez continues to open up that wound, that target right on top of Hamilton's head. Cage foolishly gets back into the ring, only to get German suplexed out of his boots by Hernandez. Suddenly, Sweeney gets onto the apron to distract, leading Hernandez to grab Sweeney by the collar and throw him into the ring.
Jazz: "You cannot do this to Mike Sweeney!"
Cole: "He got into the ring, Jazz, Sweeney's fair game as far as I'm concerned."
On his knees, Sweeney pleads with Hernandez to leave him alone, even grabbing money out of his pocket. Finally, Hernandez pulls him off of his feet and sweeps the dust off of his $500 shirt. But then, Hernandez hoists Sweeney onto his shoulders, causing the fans to cheer, until they see Hamilton steadying up behind him. Just as Hamilton runs up, Hernandez swings around, catching Hamilton with the swinging legs of his own agent. As Hamilton goes down, Hernandez throws the helpless Sweeney into the air and finally nails him with the Defranchiser to the delight of all the fans.
Cole: "And he's done it! Guerrero Hernandez has hit Mike Sweeney with the Defranchiser!"
Jazz: "He's just wasting time, Cole, Hernandez has still got a match to win."
Hernandez poses for the fans in the middle of the ring, but Hamilton again readies himself. Just as Hernandez turns around, Hamilton charges and goes for a huge lariat, but Hernandez ducks it and catches Hamilton with a superkick! Falling down to his knees in exhaustion, Hernandez finds the strength to go for a pin!
1...
2...
Kickout!
Hamilton somehow kicks out, leading Hernandez to become absolutely shocked. Hernandez finally calls one more for the end, and proceeds to nail Hamilton with a suplex. However, Hernandez swivels his hips and delivers another suplex, followed by one third and final suplex. The crowd is on their feet, applauding the maneuver.
Doing a little shimmy, Hernandez climbs up to the top rope and gets ready to fly off with an elbow, but suddenly, from out of nowhere, Chris Cage leaps right onto the top rope! Cage lands a few punches and goes for the Flux Capacitator; however, Hernandez is able to counter, and sends Cage flying right onto the ribcage of the downed Royce Hamilton! While Cage rolls out of the ring, Hernandez stands on the top rope and flies off, hitting a frog splash on Royce Hamilton for a pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
The roof nearly comes off the Spokane Arena as Hernandez ties the score up at three each!
Jennifer: "Here is your winner of the ninth fall, Guerrero Hernandez!"
Now on the apron, Jaimie Roberts, the last manager standing, congratulates her mentor as Cage & Hamilton try to get their feet.
Cole: "What a frog splash! And Guerrero Hernandez has come back and tied this match!"
Jazz: "Oh man, I can't believe it, Guerrero wasn't even supposed to be back in this, and now he could win it!"
Cole: "And now, these three men are going to have to fight for one last fall."
Jazz: "Who's gonna do it, I can't wait!"
As the last second ticks away on the rest period timer and the bell rings, Jennifer makes an announcement.
Jennifer: "Five minutes left, five minutes."
Immediately, the three begin brawling in the center of the ring. Hernandez ducks a punch and grabs Cage in a waistlock, taking him down, only to get stomped down by Hamilton. Throwing his former mentor in a corner, Hamilton throws shots and punches in Hernandez's direction. Cage suddenly rushes up and applies a sleeper hold from behind, trying to choke out the beast. However, Hamilton merely throws Cage overhead, but this allows Hernandez to hit Hamilton with a tiger suplex for a pin!
1...
2...
Kickout!
Hamilton slowly gets to his knees, but Hernandez catches him with a knockout kick to the face and then drops him on his head with another brainbuster for a pin! 1...2...Kickout! Hernandez gets back to his feet, but Cage rushes up and wraps his arms around his opponents head, landing on the other side to land a DDT and the Caged Rage! Cage pins! 1...2...Kickout!
Sending Hernandez to the corner, Cage runs up and delivers a hard clothesline to the chest, sending Cage through the ropes and onto the apron. As Hernandez stumbles out, Cage springboards off the top rope and goes for a clothesline, but Hernandez counters right into an amazing superkick! Hernandez covers!
ONE...
TWO...
THRE...
NO!
Hamilton breaks up the hold and powerbombs Hernandez straight to the mat, locking in a stretch muffler! The grotesque hold almost bends Hernandez's leg into a sickening shape, and then Hamilton begins to sit down, nearly bending Hernandez in half! But Cage quickly sneaks up and delivers a Killer Instinct onto Hamilton, breaking up the submission and leaving all three men on the mat!
Cole: "Look at this, this shows you how much these three men want to win this match!"
Jazz: "They are just putting their bodies on the line here!"
Slowly, Cage gets to his feet, dizzy, followed by the other two men, just as Jennifer makes another announcement.
Jennifer: "Three minutes left, three minutes!"
Cage lands punches on both men, attempting to impede their progress. After landing a punch on Hamilton, he turns around, only to get knocked silly by a roaring elbow by Guerrero Hernandez. Cage turns right into Hamilton's arms, who throws him overhead with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex that sends Cage over the top rope and to the floor! With Cage now decidedly out of the picture, Hernandez and Hamilton trade blows in the middle of the ring.
The two lands unbelievable punches, but neither man lets up and continues inflicting beatings on one another. Just then, Hamilton goes for a surprise lariat, from which Hernandez ducks and spins behind, giving Hamilton a RegalPlex for a pin! ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Using the ropes to get back to his feet, Hernandez begins tuning up the band, waiting for Hamilton to get to his feet. Just as Hamilton turns, Hernandez charges, only to change up at the last seconds and go for a small package pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THRE...
KICKOUT!
Both men get to their feet at opposite sides of the ring, where Hernandez immediately rushes at Hamilton. Hamilton has the sense of mind to hoist him up, however, and lands an air raid crash right in the middle of the ring! Hamilton pins! 1...2...Kickout! Blood rushing from his face, Hamilton lifts his opponent into the air, but Hernandez drops down and delivers a desperation low blow, then proceeding to lock Hamilton into a Sharpshooter!
Cole: "Sharpshooter! Sharpshooter!"
Jazz: "This could be it, Cole, he's got it locked in!"
Hamilton yelps out in pain, the hold really wrenched in. With all of his strength, Hamilton slowly makes his way to the ropes, his hand just about to reach the ropes when Hernandez pulls Hamilton back in, sitting down on his opponent's back! Back in the middle of the ring, Hamilton has nowhere to go, so he raises his hand...when suddenly, Chris Cage lands a shining wizard right to the head of Guerrero Hernandez!
Jazz: "Shining wizard! He nailed Hernandez with that sick kick to the side of the head!"
Cole: "Could this be the opening Chris Cage was looking for?"
With Hernandez out of the picture, Cage calls for the end and seeing Hamilton's injured leg, applies an ankle lock! The fans are going insane, telling Hamilton to not tap out so Cage doesn't earn a fall! Cage really applies the submission, and Hamilton is on the verge of tapping when he rolls forward, forcing Cage to land right onto the ropes as Jennifer makes another announcement!
Jennifer: "One minute left, one minute!"
With the bloody Hamilton still attempting to get to his feet, Cage now stalks him, looking to finish him off with the Killer Instinct. Hamilton turns around and Cage goes for his finisher, but Hamilton reverses and slams Cage to the mat! He then picks Cage up and sickly powerbombs him to the mat before locking in a stretch muffler!
Cole: "Oh my God, stretch muffer, will Chris Cage tap out!"
Jazz: "Look at him, Cage is just hanging in the air!"
The height disparity is directly shown as Cage merely hangs in the air, his blood raining down on the canvas. Increasing the torture of the hold, Hamilton tweaks the leg, really bending it on his neck as Jennifer makes another call.
Jennifer: "Thirty seconds left, thirty seconds."
Realizing the time, Hamilton proceeds to kneel down, almost bending the kid in half. Cage's arm begins to flail wildly, then proceeds to fall limp. The referee makes a motion to the timekeeper when Hernandez rushes up from behind and takes Hamilton down by the arm. Almost immediately, Hernandez locks in the arm and applies Submission Vol. 1! Hamilton yells in pain as the crowd chants for Hamilton to tap!
Cole: "Cage is out, there's no...oh my God, Hernandez from behind, yes, he's got Submission Vol. 1 applied!"
Jazz: "Where did he come from!"
Cole: "Guerrero Hernandez has locked Royce Hamilton in Submission Vol. 1 right in the middle of the ring, will he tap!"
Hernandez really wrenches back on the submission, yelling at Hamilton to tap out! He looks around, seeing Cage roll out of the ring, and then sees time tick away, causing him to really increase pressure on the hold. Just then, Jennifer makes a huge announcement!
Jennifer: "Ten seconds left, ten seconds!"
The crowd is in a fury, yelling at Hamilton to tap out! With nowhere to go, Hamilton's arm flails wildly, trying his best to hold on, but Hernandez refuses to let go, holding on like a pitbull! Jennifer counts down the last seconds of the match!
5...
Hernandez puts even more pressure on the hold!
4...
The fans are on their feet!
3...
Hernandez pulls back with one last ounce of strength!
2...
Hamilton raises his arm...
1...
It comes down on the mat...
0!
DING DING DING!!!
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Post by tauros6 on Jan 12, 2008 22:19:57 GMT -5
Hernandez falls to the side of Royce Hamilton, exhausted. On the outside, Cage lies on the apron, tired and barely moving. Meanwhile, the crowd is on their feet, wondering what is going on.
Cole: "I can't believe it, Royce Hamilton DID NOT tap out! He managed to survive right until the end!"
Jazz: "That was insane, Cole, but as you said, time expired, and all three men are still tied at three each."
Cole: "Well, it appears Eric Long is out here to make the final decision regarding this match."
Walking to the ring, Eric Long talks it over with the referee before walking over to Jennifer. He explains his decision with the announcer and then leaves, allowing her to announce the official decision.
Jennifer: "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The sixty minute time limit has expired, with each man tied at three falls a piece. Therefore, this match is a draw!"
The fans immediately begin booing this decision, and the wrestlers look outraged that they cannot decide a winner.
Cole: "A draw? This sucks!"
Jazz: "I totally agree, it looks like these guys will never decide a winner between 'em."
The fans are almost ready to riot and throw things when Jennifer continues her announcement.
Jennifer: "However, General Manager Eric Long has ordered that this match to continue under sudden death rules! There must be a winner!"
The fans cheer at the decision, and the wrestlers get to their feet in anticipation for the continuation of the match.
Cole: "Well folks, this match is going to continue under sudden death rules."
Jazz: "Yep, first man to get a pinfall or submission wins the match, man, this is gonna be big!"
Cole: "This match is still any one's ballgame here, folks."
The referee goes over the sudden death rules with the wrestlers and then rings the bell to start the match.
Cole: "Here we go folks, sudden death, first man to score a fall wins."
Jazz: "This is it, Cole. The final stretch. These three are going to have to give everything they've got."
This fact can be reflected as the three circle around for a few moments before, for one last time, Hernandez rushes at Hamilton and chops down the mighty giant. Just then, Cage rushes up and dropkicks Hernandez into the corner. Cage charges him but Hernandez ducks and back body drops Cage over the top rope to the floor. Hernandez turns around, but is caught by Hamilton, who lifts him into the air and delivers a hard air raid crash in the center of the ring for a pin!
1...
2...
Kickout!
Hamilton chops away at Hernandez's chest before booting him in the gut. Lifting Hernandez into a cross-like position, Hamilton actually tries to Royal Powerbomb Hernandez to the outside, but Hernandez wriggles free and drops Hamilton with a superkick. But suddenly, from behind, Cage sneaks up and delivers a low blow, rolling Hernandez up for a pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THR...
KICKOUT!
Cage calls for the end, grabbing Hernandez's head for a Shiranui-cide. He then runs up the corner turnbuckle, but Hernandez suddenly dumps Cage to the outside! Cage falls hard onto the outside floor and Hernandez rests in the corner, not realizing Hamilton is stalking him! Suddenly, Hamilton grabs Hernandez and throws him overhead with a backdrop driver!
Cole: "Turn around, no, a backdrop driver!"
Jazz: "Yeah Cole, a backdrop driver! You know what this means, this spells the end of Guerrero Hernandez!"
Doing a cutthroat taunt, Hamilton throws Hernandez to his feet and delivers two open-palmed slaps to the face followed by a spinning chop to the neck, then runs off the ropes. To the fan's horror, Royce Hamilton runs Hernandez over with a brutal lariat for a pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THRE...
KICKOUT!
Hernandez somehow kicks out of the pin! Hamilton looks outraged and pins again! 1...2...Kickout! Raging with anger, Hamilton throws Hernandez to his feet and runs off the ropes once more for a lariat. But this time, Hernandez is able to duck the lariat and lifts his former student onto his shoulders! Hernandez drops Hamilton right into a Defranchiser in the middle of the ring for a pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THRE...
KICKOUT!
Royce Hamilton somehow kicks out, the crowd in a frenzy from the trade-off of finishing moves! Hernandez slowly brings Hamilton to his feet, but suddenly Hamilton knocks him silly with a roaring elbow and runs off the ropes for a lariat! But no, Hernandez is able to hoist Hamilton onto his shoulders and lands another Defranchiser! Now on the mat, Hernandez drops down to his knees and begins to deliver the MMA Elbows to Hamilton! His elbows nearly cave in his former friend's skull, weakening the big man with each and every shot to the head! Hamilton's blood continues to flow from his head with every elbow, but suddenly, Hernandez stops the elbows and locks in Submission Vol. 1!
Hernandez pulls back on the hold, choking Hamilton out! Slowly and surely, the pain begins to get to Hamilton, who screams out in pain from the deadly submission maneuver and begins to lose consciousness. The monster is grounded, close to the ropes, but still in huge pain from the submission. His arm tries to make a stab at reaching the ropes, but he is too far away. He reaches out with his leg, but fails as well. Without nowhere to go, Hamilton raises his arm...
No! Hamilton's arm continues to flail wildly despite the pain and rapid blood loss! A red pool of blood forms near his skull as the giant continues to fade from the massive amount of pain. Just then, Hamilton is able to roll in an attempt to break the hold, but Hernandez rolls through and still has the hold locked on! Hernandez increases the pressure on the submission, making Hamilton nearly pass out from the pain! The fans chant "Tap! Tap! Tap!" as Hamilton slowly fades away. Just then, Hamilton raises his hand...
And taps! The crowd goes wild as Hernandez releases the hold and collapses on the mat, his arm raised in victory!
Jennifer: "Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, GUERRERO HERNANDEZ!"
Slowly but surely, Hernandez manages to his to his feet and the referee raises his hand, signifying his hard-fought victory! He drops to his knees, exhausted yet emotional, and congratulated by his student Jaimie Roberts.
Cole: "He did it! Guerrero Hernandez has made Royce Hamilton tap out!"
Jazz: "I can't believe he did it myself!"
Cole: "And with that, Hernandez has won this match and beaten his former stablemates! He claimed that he would finish the fight, and by God, he has!"
Jazz: "Alright, I'll give Hernandez his props, what a victory this has to be. That had to be one of the best matches I've seen in a long time."
Confetti begins to go off, as the fans have erupted in applause for Hernandez, who exits the ring and leaps into the fans, celebrating his win with them.
Cole: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us at IMDbWE Annihilation. We've seen the women's title change hands, the money in the bank contract change hands, the X-Division title change hands, the return of the Freeze, a new IMDbWE World Heavyweight Champion, and we end with Guerrero Hernandez winning a sixty minute iron man match! Thank you for watching and we will see you at the Royal Battle!"
The PPV ends with Guerrero Hernandez at the front of the ramp, on his knees, looking up at the sky as the shot fades to black...
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