Post by Rachel M Elly on Feb 11, 2008 19:40:09 GMT -5
Camera zooms in on the Diva Locker Room door. Darla Conley approaches from the right and walks in, Maria is inside sitting on a bench, crying.
DARLA: "Girl, are you okay?"
MARIA: "What did I do to deserve this?"
DARLA: "You didn't do anything wrong, you just stood up from yourself. And hey, you won your match against Ghetto, that's good!"
MARIA: "But... what about... Yolanda?"
DARLA: "She's a freak, don't let her get in the way of your dreams."
MARIA: "I just want to beat Ghetto's ass again. She is such a bitch!"
Suddenly, the door opens up again. Ghetto and Yolanda both walk in.
GHETTO: "Well, well, well... if it isn't the two biggest sluts in the industry. So what are you two up to? Planning your first child?"
DARLA: "No one asked for you to show up."
GHETTO: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the Diva Locker Room. All women allowed, that are actually good wrestlers."
DARLA: "Yes..."
GHETTO: "Actually, since it's for good wrestlers... the question is, what the hell are you two doing in here? Especially you!"
Ghetto points at Maria. The door then opens up, Maxima peeks in, Yolanda shoves Maxima's face out of the room and then closes the door and holds it closed.
MAXIMA: "Let me in!"
Maxima starts pounding on the door. Suddenly, she stops pounding on the door. Yolanda opens the door to find Bytch standing overtop of Maxima and slapping her in the face while on the ground.
BYTCH: "Sorry, but the banging was getting kind of annoying."
Yolanda lets Bytch in the room.
YOLANDA: "CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION??"
GHETTO: "Speak!"
YOLANDA: "THREE ON THREE... YOU TWO SLUTS AND MAXIMA VERSUS US THREE!!"
MARIA: "Your on!"
GHETTO: "I like the idea, that way I could whoop all 3 of your asses in one match."
Ghetto, Yolanda, and Bytch all laugh. They then leave and Yolanda kicks Maxima in the stomach before walking out of the camera's view.
DARLA: "Good, I've been waiting to get my hands on Ghetto. I swear, I will rip that weave right out of her head."
YOLANDA: "AHHHH!!"
Yolanda runs back in the room and grabs both Darla and Maria by the necks. She then lifts both of them into the air and starts smashing they're heads together.
YOLANDA: "DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT GHETTO!"
In a fit of rage, Yolanda then rips the shower door off and throws it at Maria.
Match Announced: 3 Woman Elimination Tag-Team Match: Ghetto, Yolanda, and Bytch VS. Darla, Maria, and Maxima.
DARLA: "Girl, are you okay?"
MARIA: "What did I do to deserve this?"
DARLA: "You didn't do anything wrong, you just stood up from yourself. And hey, you won your match against Ghetto, that's good!"
MARIA: "But... what about... Yolanda?"
DARLA: "She's a freak, don't let her get in the way of your dreams."
MARIA: "I just want to beat Ghetto's ass again. She is such a bitch!"
Suddenly, the door opens up again. Ghetto and Yolanda both walk in.
GHETTO: "Well, well, well... if it isn't the two biggest sluts in the industry. So what are you two up to? Planning your first child?"
DARLA: "No one asked for you to show up."
GHETTO: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the Diva Locker Room. All women allowed, that are actually good wrestlers."
DARLA: "Yes..."
GHETTO: "Actually, since it's for good wrestlers... the question is, what the hell are you two doing in here? Especially you!"
Ghetto points at Maria. The door then opens up, Maxima peeks in, Yolanda shoves Maxima's face out of the room and then closes the door and holds it closed.
MAXIMA: "Let me in!"
Maxima starts pounding on the door. Suddenly, she stops pounding on the door. Yolanda opens the door to find Bytch standing overtop of Maxima and slapping her in the face while on the ground.
BYTCH: "Sorry, but the banging was getting kind of annoying."
Yolanda lets Bytch in the room.
YOLANDA: "CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION??"
GHETTO: "Speak!"
YOLANDA: "THREE ON THREE... YOU TWO SLUTS AND MAXIMA VERSUS US THREE!!"
MARIA: "Your on!"
GHETTO: "I like the idea, that way I could whoop all 3 of your asses in one match."
Ghetto, Yolanda, and Bytch all laugh. They then leave and Yolanda kicks Maxima in the stomach before walking out of the camera's view.
DARLA: "Good, I've been waiting to get my hands on Ghetto. I swear, I will rip that weave right out of her head."
YOLANDA: "AHHHH!!"
Yolanda runs back in the room and grabs both Darla and Maria by the necks. She then lifts both of them into the air and starts smashing they're heads together.
YOLANDA: "DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT GHETTO!"
In a fit of rage, Yolanda then rips the shower door off and throws it at Maria.
Match Announced: 3 Woman Elimination Tag-Team Match: Ghetto, Yolanda, and Bytch VS. Darla, Maria, and Maxima.