Post by headhunter on Jan 14, 2008 0:34:02 GMT -5
"Stand my Ground" hits the PA and Iris soon comes out of the entrance way to a minimal, mixed reaction (given that she's a newcomer) and makes her way down the ramp.
Jazz: "Whose this fine young lady?"
Cole: "I don't know, Jazz, but could you please stop saying that about all the divas? Show some respect for once."
Jazz: "You really are gay, Michael, I don't care how many times I've said that, I can't stress enough just how gay you are."
Iris then makes her way into the ring and grabs a mic while the lights come back onto the arena.
Iris: "What a pleasant surprise... a new diva on the roster, getting ready to show that she's more than just a pretty face..."
Crowd gives a nice pop while Iris gives them a sexy posed look.
Iris: "And speaking of surprises, how about the one that is going to rock your world, and everyone in the back's world forever? I believe I made myself clear weeks ago that a new force was coming to IMDbWE, unlike anything the IMDbWE has ever seen, and I take no responsibility for it's actions upon anyone, or anything, foolish enough to get in it's way."
Crowd gives some heat at her heelish words, not knowing whether her alignment is face or heel just yet.
Iris: "And I don't care if you're the Headhunter, the Vampire, Royce Hamilton, Destroyer, or any other self-proclaimed "monster" in the back, I don't care who you are or how good you proclaim yourself as, because I, like it, show no sympathy or remorse for anyone, because sympathy... is for losers."
Iris pauses while the crowd cheers at that last face response.
Iris: "As for which side my monster is on, that's for me to know and for the rest of the IMDbWE locker room to find out. The only thing that's for certain is that it's alliances are where my heart lies, and I'm here to tell you all right now... that I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl."
Crowd gives another mixed reaction.
Iris: "I've made it known for weeks, and I'll warn everyone again right now: Cthon is coming, and when my monster, my new pet, Cthon, arrives, we will do many naughty, unforgiveable, hanis things together, in the meantime, I will enlighten you all with my presence."
Iris begins to tease the crowd by unrobing and then bending over and showing her nice ass off for the crowd, then licking her index finger and getting ready to slide it down until suddenly, Mike Sweeney's voice is heard from afar, interrupting her little "session" and causing the fans to boo him loudly.
Sweeney: "Oh looky here: this little slut can't keep her damn robe on, no wonder this "monster" you're talking about is so in love with you, after all, you're nothing more than a poser for these feeble-minded idiots who masturbate 24/7 to trailer trash like you."
Crowd boos while Sweeney gets in the ring, followed by Royce Hamilton.
Sweeney: "Well, unlike you, I am for real, and that's why I have a REAL monster to do my dirty work, even if it means wiping the floor clean with dirty skanks like you. There's only one TRUE monster in the IMDbWE, and you're looking right at him. If I were you, I'd head back to the strip club right now before Royce-y baby tears you apart, because let's face it: we all know you're lying about this whole thing, we all know there's no "monster" that's coming to the IMDbWE, these people, they're not idiots... well, maybe they're dumb enough to believe your little fairytale story, but I'm not."
Crowd boos.
Iris: "I'm not lying... I'm telling the truth, Cthon is coming, and when he does, he's gonna show the world who the REAL monster is, and your little oaf friend here is gonna learn that the hard way."
Crowd cheers while Hamilton gives her a cold look.
Sweeney: "Miss... you just made the biggest mistake of your slutty, pathetic LIFE!"
Hamilton charges after her when suddenly, the lights go out of the arena and the crowd goes nuts for something to happen to Sweeney and Hamilton. After a moment, the lights come back on, and Iris is nowhere to be seen, and the crowd cheers loudly while Sweeney and Hamilton look on, furious that he didn't get to obliterate her with his bare hands. The camera zooms in on the furious look on Hamilton's face while they cut to the next segment.
Jazz: "Whose this fine young lady?"
Cole: "I don't know, Jazz, but could you please stop saying that about all the divas? Show some respect for once."
Jazz: "You really are gay, Michael, I don't care how many times I've said that, I can't stress enough just how gay you are."
Iris then makes her way into the ring and grabs a mic while the lights come back onto the arena.
Iris: "What a pleasant surprise... a new diva on the roster, getting ready to show that she's more than just a pretty face..."
Crowd gives a nice pop while Iris gives them a sexy posed look.
Iris: "And speaking of surprises, how about the one that is going to rock your world, and everyone in the back's world forever? I believe I made myself clear weeks ago that a new force was coming to IMDbWE, unlike anything the IMDbWE has ever seen, and I take no responsibility for it's actions upon anyone, or anything, foolish enough to get in it's way."
Crowd gives some heat at her heelish words, not knowing whether her alignment is face or heel just yet.
Iris: "And I don't care if you're the Headhunter, the Vampire, Royce Hamilton, Destroyer, or any other self-proclaimed "monster" in the back, I don't care who you are or how good you proclaim yourself as, because I, like it, show no sympathy or remorse for anyone, because sympathy... is for losers."
Iris pauses while the crowd cheers at that last face response.
Iris: "As for which side my monster is on, that's for me to know and for the rest of the IMDbWE locker room to find out. The only thing that's for certain is that it's alliances are where my heart lies, and I'm here to tell you all right now... that I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl."
Crowd gives another mixed reaction.
Iris: "I've made it known for weeks, and I'll warn everyone again right now: Cthon is coming, and when my monster, my new pet, Cthon, arrives, we will do many naughty, unforgiveable, hanis things together, in the meantime, I will enlighten you all with my presence."
Iris begins to tease the crowd by unrobing and then bending over and showing her nice ass off for the crowd, then licking her index finger and getting ready to slide it down until suddenly, Mike Sweeney's voice is heard from afar, interrupting her little "session" and causing the fans to boo him loudly.
Sweeney: "Oh looky here: this little slut can't keep her damn robe on, no wonder this "monster" you're talking about is so in love with you, after all, you're nothing more than a poser for these feeble-minded idiots who masturbate 24/7 to trailer trash like you."
Crowd boos while Sweeney gets in the ring, followed by Royce Hamilton.
Sweeney: "Well, unlike you, I am for real, and that's why I have a REAL monster to do my dirty work, even if it means wiping the floor clean with dirty skanks like you. There's only one TRUE monster in the IMDbWE, and you're looking right at him. If I were you, I'd head back to the strip club right now before Royce-y baby tears you apart, because let's face it: we all know you're lying about this whole thing, we all know there's no "monster" that's coming to the IMDbWE, these people, they're not idiots... well, maybe they're dumb enough to believe your little fairytale story, but I'm not."
Crowd boos.
Iris: "I'm not lying... I'm telling the truth, Cthon is coming, and when he does, he's gonna show the world who the REAL monster is, and your little oaf friend here is gonna learn that the hard way."
Crowd cheers while Hamilton gives her a cold look.
Sweeney: "Miss... you just made the biggest mistake of your slutty, pathetic LIFE!"
Hamilton charges after her when suddenly, the lights go out of the arena and the crowd goes nuts for something to happen to Sweeney and Hamilton. After a moment, the lights come back on, and Iris is nowhere to be seen, and the crowd cheers loudly while Sweeney and Hamilton look on, furious that he didn't get to obliterate her with his bare hands. The camera zooms in on the furious look on Hamilton's face while they cut to the next segment.