Post by iggy on Jan 25, 2008 18:52:36 GMT -5
There is a murmer amongst the crowd, then grows to cheers and jeers when Vince WhateverMcMahon comes to the podium of the press confrence.
Vince: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to this press conference here today. And... First things first, I on behalf of Eric Long, the IMDbWE Staff and the superstars, would like to show our appreciation for making our comeback BattleZone: Return to Prominence a success.
The fans cheer.
Now, let’s not dwell on the past so much. Let's look forward to the future. The future of the sport. The future of this business. The future of Axl Massario, Headhunter, Alex Lackey, Guerrero Hernandez, Seth Jacobs, Ricky Davis, and Vampire.
Crowd cheers at all seven stars, starting respective chants.
Let's go, Vampire! (Clap clap clap-clap-clap.)
Gu-erre-ro! Gu-erre-ro! Gu-erre-ro!
AAAXXL! AAAXXL![/b]
Those Seven stars are second round wrestlers in our quest for the crown, the IMDbWE tournament. and they will do battle amongst each other on February 2nd, in the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri, where we will present our next BattleZone spectacular: Road to Excellence!
Fans cheer at the new announcement.
And I bet you are wondering who will face who in the second round huh? Well, I'm here to announce that as well!
Fans still cheering
Well, I say..... Guerrero Hernandez takes on Axl Massario!
Fans explode at the announcement, as Guerrero comes out of the curtain!
Guerrero: Well, I have to say, it was a sweet victory over Destroyer last Saturday night, and it'll be another one against Axl on February 2nd. I intend to walk in to St. Louis, and tear the roof off the place as I usually do, and walk out with one of the four final four spots. Oh yes, my peepsicles, you won't want to miss it.
Shout at the Devil plays, and out comes Axl Massario to the podium with a bottle of water as Guerrero sits down at a side of the podium.
Axl: Well Guerrero, While you did defeat Destroyer, I didn’t even have to wrestle. Perez had an emergency, and, well who can blame him for putting family first? But never the less, I am the freshest man in the second round, and Guerrero, ill make you tap first.
Guerrero stands up and stands face to face with Axl by the podium, when Mr. WhateverMcMahon interrupts.
Vince: Well well, that’s right. Axl, you are the American Submission Machine, right? And Guerrero, many a victim have fallen prey to the submission volume one, right? Wow. Two big stars with two deadly submission moves. Ladies and gentlemen, this will be a classic.
Fans cheer at the match announcement, as Guerrero and Axl look at them, Vince, then back to each other.
Guerrero: I'll come out swinging.
Axl: I’ll see you in February.
Both men leave as Vince takes the podium back.
Vince: That will be one interesting match for sure. And here’s another one I want to announce. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: The Cohorts!
Renegades of Funk play over the speakers, as Seth Jacobs and Alex Lackey come out of the curtain together waving to the crowd, and take the podium.
Alex: You know what, they just gave me a live mic, on a press conference!
Seth: Alex. Not a good time for a shoot man.
Crowd laughs
Alex: Well, we did it. Seth defeated River Daniels in an upset, and I beat D-Day in the longest tournament match of any kind here in the IMDbWE!
Seth: Damn Skippy! We are moving on up, baby!
Crowd cheers.
Alex: So we were invited here, to see where we place in the next round. So, we want to know, Vince. Am I facing Vampire?
Seth: Am I facing Headhunter?
Lackey: Huh?
Jacobs: Huh?
Lackey: Huh Huh?
Seth: Huh Huh?
Both: Huh Huh Huh Huh?
Vince: SHUT UP!!!! I mean, you really know who you two are facing?
Cohorts: Why not?
Vince: Ok. Well, since…….
Vince gets a smile on his face.
As punishment Seth, allow me to introduce me to your opponent at Road to Excellence, Alex Lackey!
The crowd has a mixed reaction of boos, and cheers, with plenty of pictures being taken, as Alex and Seth look at each other in disbelief.
But thats not all. I want to add a stipluation for you two for blatently disobeying me. This will be a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
The crowd is even more so shocked, as are the Cohorts. Both look at each other one more time, and shake hands.
Seth: Pimps up.
Alex: Hoes down, brother.
Vince: That’s enough from you two assholes. Now get out of my sight!
Crowd boos, as Alex and Seth go over to Vince, and they all go nose to nose. Seth and Alex fiercely go forward, and make Vince flinch and fall down. The Crowd laughs as they salute the Cohorts, and they salute back. As they leave the stage, Vince gets back up.
Those bastards will pay! Makes me mad! And what better a time to introduce the next man, no we will bring out someone else. I can take my anger out on him. VAMPIRE, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
The crowd goes nuts for Vampire, as Sympathy for the Devil plays. He comes out in a nice suit, and takes the podium with Vince.
You refuse to kiss my ass, and you beat me down last BattleZone. Well pal, you are lucky. Because that bye was to Macarther; I’m sure he would have taken you out! But you win, against me, James’ replacement. Well, you keep smiling bud, because you will still be involved in the second round.
Vampire: Well Vince, I’ve gotten used to so much to your bullshit that I know what comes next. So Headhunter’s match with Ricky is now a triple threat, right?
Vince: WHAT THE HELL!??! HOW DID YOU…….. Wait….. I just thought of something better. Yes, you will be the third man in that match, but it won’t be in a competing role. No, you will be the SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER!
Crowd cheers and they cheer louder when they see Ricky Davis!
Ricky: Wait, hold up, hold up! So you’re telling me that this guy is going to be the decision maker on who gets that fourth spot? How can you tell he is fair? How will I know he won’t just give the contest to Hunter right there?
Vampire: Wait there. You think for one second I’ll do that? Seriously? You think I’m a backstabber? You are my student. I have a little more respect for you than that. It might not be as much as it used to be, but none-the-less, you are too important to throw away a win on hunter.
Daylight Dies hits, and the fans yell at the sight of Headhunter.
Hunter: And from what you said there, you sounded like you are on his side. Are you going to give him a victory off the bat and screw me? Huh?
Vampire: I never said that! And don’t you threaten me, boy. I got bit more experience than you, and I’ll use it on your ass!
Vince: Ladies and gentlemen, that’s all the time we have this afternoon, thank you.
Camera zooms on all three stars and a laughing Vince Whatevermcmahon before it cuts away.
Vince: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to this press conference here today. And... First things first, I on behalf of Eric Long, the IMDbWE Staff and the superstars, would like to show our appreciation for making our comeback BattleZone: Return to Prominence a success.
The fans cheer.
Now, let’s not dwell on the past so much. Let's look forward to the future. The future of the sport. The future of this business. The future of Axl Massario, Headhunter, Alex Lackey, Guerrero Hernandez, Seth Jacobs, Ricky Davis, and Vampire.
Crowd cheers at all seven stars, starting respective chants.
Let's go, Vampire! (Clap clap clap-clap-clap.)
Gu-erre-ro! Gu-erre-ro! Gu-erre-ro!
AAAXXL! AAAXXL![/b]
Those Seven stars are second round wrestlers in our quest for the crown, the IMDbWE tournament. and they will do battle amongst each other on February 2nd, in the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri, where we will present our next BattleZone spectacular: Road to Excellence!
Fans cheer at the new announcement.
And I bet you are wondering who will face who in the second round huh? Well, I'm here to announce that as well!
Fans still cheering
Well, I say..... Guerrero Hernandez takes on Axl Massario!
Fans explode at the announcement, as Guerrero comes out of the curtain!
Guerrero: Well, I have to say, it was a sweet victory over Destroyer last Saturday night, and it'll be another one against Axl on February 2nd. I intend to walk in to St. Louis, and tear the roof off the place as I usually do, and walk out with one of the four final four spots. Oh yes, my peepsicles, you won't want to miss it.
Shout at the Devil plays, and out comes Axl Massario to the podium with a bottle of water as Guerrero sits down at a side of the podium.
Axl: Well Guerrero, While you did defeat Destroyer, I didn’t even have to wrestle. Perez had an emergency, and, well who can blame him for putting family first? But never the less, I am the freshest man in the second round, and Guerrero, ill make you tap first.
Guerrero stands up and stands face to face with Axl by the podium, when Mr. WhateverMcMahon interrupts.
Vince: Well well, that’s right. Axl, you are the American Submission Machine, right? And Guerrero, many a victim have fallen prey to the submission volume one, right? Wow. Two big stars with two deadly submission moves. Ladies and gentlemen, this will be a classic.
Fans cheer at the match announcement, as Guerrero and Axl look at them, Vince, then back to each other.
Guerrero: I'll come out swinging.
Axl: I’ll see you in February.
Both men leave as Vince takes the podium back.
Vince: That will be one interesting match for sure. And here’s another one I want to announce. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: The Cohorts!
Renegades of Funk play over the speakers, as Seth Jacobs and Alex Lackey come out of the curtain together waving to the crowd, and take the podium.
Alex: You know what, they just gave me a live mic, on a press conference!
Seth: Alex. Not a good time for a shoot man.
Crowd laughs
Alex: Well, we did it. Seth defeated River Daniels in an upset, and I beat D-Day in the longest tournament match of any kind here in the IMDbWE!
Seth: Damn Skippy! We are moving on up, baby!
Crowd cheers.
Alex: So we were invited here, to see where we place in the next round. So, we want to know, Vince. Am I facing Vampire?
Seth: Am I facing Headhunter?
Lackey: Huh?
Jacobs: Huh?
Lackey: Huh Huh?
Seth: Huh Huh?
Both: Huh Huh Huh Huh?
Vince: SHUT UP!!!! I mean, you really know who you two are facing?
Cohorts: Why not?
Vince: Ok. Well, since…….
Vince gets a smile on his face.
As punishment Seth, allow me to introduce me to your opponent at Road to Excellence, Alex Lackey!
The crowd has a mixed reaction of boos, and cheers, with plenty of pictures being taken, as Alex and Seth look at each other in disbelief.
But thats not all. I want to add a stipluation for you two for blatently disobeying me. This will be a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
The crowd is even more so shocked, as are the Cohorts. Both look at each other one more time, and shake hands.
Seth: Pimps up.
Alex: Hoes down, brother.
Vince: That’s enough from you two assholes. Now get out of my sight!
Crowd boos, as Alex and Seth go over to Vince, and they all go nose to nose. Seth and Alex fiercely go forward, and make Vince flinch and fall down. The Crowd laughs as they salute the Cohorts, and they salute back. As they leave the stage, Vince gets back up.
Those bastards will pay! Makes me mad! And what better a time to introduce the next man, no we will bring out someone else. I can take my anger out on him. VAMPIRE, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
The crowd goes nuts for Vampire, as Sympathy for the Devil plays. He comes out in a nice suit, and takes the podium with Vince.
You refuse to kiss my ass, and you beat me down last BattleZone. Well pal, you are lucky. Because that bye was to Macarther; I’m sure he would have taken you out! But you win, against me, James’ replacement. Well, you keep smiling bud, because you will still be involved in the second round.
Vampire: Well Vince, I’ve gotten used to so much to your bullshit that I know what comes next. So Headhunter’s match with Ricky is now a triple threat, right?
Vince: WHAT THE HELL!??! HOW DID YOU…….. Wait….. I just thought of something better. Yes, you will be the third man in that match, but it won’t be in a competing role. No, you will be the SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER!
Crowd cheers and they cheer louder when they see Ricky Davis!
Ricky: Wait, hold up, hold up! So you’re telling me that this guy is going to be the decision maker on who gets that fourth spot? How can you tell he is fair? How will I know he won’t just give the contest to Hunter right there?
Vampire: Wait there. You think for one second I’ll do that? Seriously? You think I’m a backstabber? You are my student. I have a little more respect for you than that. It might not be as much as it used to be, but none-the-less, you are too important to throw away a win on hunter.
Daylight Dies hits, and the fans yell at the sight of Headhunter.
Hunter: And from what you said there, you sounded like you are on his side. Are you going to give him a victory off the bat and screw me? Huh?
Vampire: I never said that! And don’t you threaten me, boy. I got bit more experience than you, and I’ll use it on your ass!
Vince: Ladies and gentlemen, that’s all the time we have this afternoon, thank you.
Camera zooms on all three stars and a laughing Vince Whatevermcmahon before it cuts away.