Post by iggy on Jan 29, 2008 18:50:01 GMT -5
Backstage, there is Alex on the phone.
Alex: Im coming in from behind. Ohhhhhhhh
In comes Seth with a cup of water.
Spank my hairy ass!
Seth spits water
Wah!??! Ok. Yeah i got it. I'll talk to you later. Love you too mom.
Seth: Are you kidding?
Alex: You know it wasn't my mom, right?
Seth: Yeah. Unless you like your mom spanking your hairy ass.
Alex: FUCK NO!
Seth: Ok good. Moving on.
Alex: Remeber that hot girl Rachel last month in Oregon?
Seth: Oh, that was her?
Alex: Yeah man. Puts out like nobody else's buisness.
Seth: Didn't she said she was a virgin?
Alex: Scared me the next morning.
Seth: You gave me that advice man!
Alex: Good thing I was wearing that condom.
Seth: Yes! Safe sex is a must for unknown relations!
Both look to camera
Alex: Remeber kids, wrap it before you tap it.
Seth: Kill your mistake before it kills you!
Both give a thumbs up.
Alex: Whats going on man?
Seth: Not much bro. I just gotta.....
Vince appears in camera view with the Cohorts.
Vince: Well, look here. Seth and Alex! I see you two are in a cage match this saturday.
Seth: What the hell do you want?
Vince: Just wanted to pop by and say...
Punches Lackey out, grabs Seth by his collar and forces him against the wall.
If you try to pull some fingerpoke of doom or laying down bullshit, I will fire you! Do you understand me! I made this match for a reason! If I dont see you draw your friends blood, I WILL DRAW YOURS! THAT IS A PROMICE!
throws Seth to the floor.
Have a good day, gentlemen.
Vince walks off as Alex and Seth check on each other.
Alex: Im coming in from behind. Ohhhhhhhh
In comes Seth with a cup of water.
Spank my hairy ass!
Seth spits water
Wah!??! Ok. Yeah i got it. I'll talk to you later. Love you too mom.
Seth: Are you kidding?
Alex: You know it wasn't my mom, right?
Seth: Yeah. Unless you like your mom spanking your hairy ass.
Alex: FUCK NO!
Seth: Ok good. Moving on.
Alex: Remeber that hot girl Rachel last month in Oregon?
Seth: Oh, that was her?
Alex: Yeah man. Puts out like nobody else's buisness.
Seth: Didn't she said she was a virgin?
Alex: Scared me the next morning.
Seth: You gave me that advice man!
Alex: Good thing I was wearing that condom.
Seth: Yes! Safe sex is a must for unknown relations!
Both look to camera
Alex: Remeber kids, wrap it before you tap it.
Seth: Kill your mistake before it kills you!
Both give a thumbs up.
Alex: Whats going on man?
Seth: Not much bro. I just gotta.....
Vince appears in camera view with the Cohorts.
Vince: Well, look here. Seth and Alex! I see you two are in a cage match this saturday.
Seth: What the hell do you want?
Vince: Just wanted to pop by and say...
Punches Lackey out, grabs Seth by his collar and forces him against the wall.
If you try to pull some fingerpoke of doom or laying down bullshit, I will fire you! Do you understand me! I made this match for a reason! If I dont see you draw your friends blood, I WILL DRAW YOURS! THAT IS A PROMICE!
throws Seth to the floor.
Have a good day, gentlemen.
Vince walks off as Alex and Seth check on each other.