Post by Seth16 on Feb 7, 2008 20:43:26 GMT -5
Eric Long is shown standing in the ring as he begins to speak
Long: Listen here playas, we have a excellent match coming up at NOC III. The X-Division match is on the line with Seth Jacobs going against Axl Massario. As I stand here in the middle of the ring with this table, we well have ourselves a contract signing. So Holla Holla!
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi hits over the sound system as the crowd rise to their feet
Cole: Jazz, here comes Seth Jacobs.
Jazz: I see that Cole, I'm not blind you homo...
Cole: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Jazz: I'll stop calling you that, when you come out of the closet!
Seth continues down the ramp in one of his best suits yet. He stops half way down the ramp and smiles as the crowd begin to chant his name. Seth walks over to the steps, across the apron, and carefully gets into the ring
Long: Well playa, you decided to come here and make your match with Mr.Massario official, so let's bring him down and sign on the dotted line.
"Shout at the Devil" by Mötley Crüe hits over the PA as the crowd look in shock, as both Michael Cole and Jazz do
Cole: WOW JAZZ! This is old-school Axl Massario! This is pre-IMDbWE champion Axl, the one with an laid back, kick ass life style!
Jazz: Damn son, don't wet yourself.
Cole: Jazz, one more time...
Jazz pumps his fist back as Cole jumps out his seat
Jazz: HA HA HA! GOT YA BITCH!
Axl, who is wearing a torn white T-shirt and jeans makes his way down the with a smirk on his face
Long: Well playas, I figured you two would like to say a few words to each other and Mr.Massario, you're first.
Long hands Axl the mic
Massario: Well, well, well. It's my friend, Seth Jacobs. Looking good and nice in that suit guy. Well let me see this...
Axl picks up the contract and flips through it
Massario: This is interesting enough, but how about we shake this up a little "friend"?
Seth picks up the mic on his side of the table
Jacobs: What you have in mind?
Massario: At the grandest stage of them all, NOC III, at the grandest venue of them all MSG! How about Seth Jacobs and Axl Massario go one on one, in a Submission Match!
The crowd cheers as Seth begins to speak
Jacobs: I'm down, yeah, well how about a HELL YES!
Massario: Well good, since I wasn't finished. Since a Submission Match is just as plain as that suit you bought. Let's make this a "Reverse Submission Match"!
The entire crowd gasp and say What!?
Massario: I'll have to apply the "Just Phenomenal" to you, if you tap out in it, I win. If you apply the crossface and I tap out, you win. But that'll never happend...
Jacobs: Well, since it will happend, let's do it!
Axl picks up the contract first and quickly signs it. He rolls it over to Seth who also signs it very quickly
Long: Well playas! You have it right here! At NOC III, it will be Seth Jacobs vs Axl Massario in a "Reverse Submission Match"!
As Seth rises to his feet to leave, "No Chance" hits over the PA as Vince Whatevermcmahon makes his from the back. He walks to the ring yelling at Whatevermcmahon, but as he turns back around, Massario hits Seth with a spear!
Cole: What the hell is this!?
Jazz: Looks like Massario is shutting Seth up!
Cole: I doubt it, it looks like Mr.Whatevermcmahon got to him!
Vince Whatevermcmahon raises the mic to his mouth
Vince: I told you Seth, not to fuck with me didn't I? And look what happend Axl tore you in half! It's all true people, Axl and I did have our differences in the past, but money speaks more then words!
No Chance hits as Vince raises Axl's hand as the crowd begins to boo both men
Long: Listen here playas, we have a excellent match coming up at NOC III. The X-Division match is on the line with Seth Jacobs going against Axl Massario. As I stand here in the middle of the ring with this table, we well have ourselves a contract signing. So Holla Holla!
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi hits over the sound system as the crowd rise to their feet
Cole: Jazz, here comes Seth Jacobs.
Jazz: I see that Cole, I'm not blind you homo...
Cole: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Jazz: I'll stop calling you that, when you come out of the closet!
Seth continues down the ramp in one of his best suits yet. He stops half way down the ramp and smiles as the crowd begin to chant his name. Seth walks over to the steps, across the apron, and carefully gets into the ring
Long: Well playa, you decided to come here and make your match with Mr.Massario official, so let's bring him down and sign on the dotted line.
"Shout at the Devil" by Mötley Crüe hits over the PA as the crowd look in shock, as both Michael Cole and Jazz do
Cole: WOW JAZZ! This is old-school Axl Massario! This is pre-IMDbWE champion Axl, the one with an laid back, kick ass life style!
Jazz: Damn son, don't wet yourself.
Cole: Jazz, one more time...
Jazz pumps his fist back as Cole jumps out his seat
Jazz: HA HA HA! GOT YA BITCH!
Axl, who is wearing a torn white T-shirt and jeans makes his way down the with a smirk on his face
Long: Well playas, I figured you two would like to say a few words to each other and Mr.Massario, you're first.
Long hands Axl the mic
Massario: Well, well, well. It's my friend, Seth Jacobs. Looking good and nice in that suit guy. Well let me see this...
Axl picks up the contract and flips through it
Massario: This is interesting enough, but how about we shake this up a little "friend"?
Seth picks up the mic on his side of the table
Jacobs: What you have in mind?
Massario: At the grandest stage of them all, NOC III, at the grandest venue of them all MSG! How about Seth Jacobs and Axl Massario go one on one, in a Submission Match!
The crowd cheers as Seth begins to speak
Jacobs: I'm down, yeah, well how about a HELL YES!
Massario: Well good, since I wasn't finished. Since a Submission Match is just as plain as that suit you bought. Let's make this a "Reverse Submission Match"!
The entire crowd gasp and say What!?
Massario: I'll have to apply the "Just Phenomenal" to you, if you tap out in it, I win. If you apply the crossface and I tap out, you win. But that'll never happend...
Jacobs: Well, since it will happend, let's do it!
Axl picks up the contract first and quickly signs it. He rolls it over to Seth who also signs it very quickly
Long: Well playas! You have it right here! At NOC III, it will be Seth Jacobs vs Axl Massario in a "Reverse Submission Match"!
As Seth rises to his feet to leave, "No Chance" hits over the PA as Vince Whatevermcmahon makes his from the back. He walks to the ring yelling at Whatevermcmahon, but as he turns back around, Massario hits Seth with a spear!
Cole: What the hell is this!?
Jazz: Looks like Massario is shutting Seth up!
Cole: I doubt it, it looks like Mr.Whatevermcmahon got to him!
Vince Whatevermcmahon raises the mic to his mouth
Vince: I told you Seth, not to fuck with me didn't I? And look what happend Axl tore you in half! It's all true people, Axl and I did have our differences in the past, but money speaks more then words!
No Chance hits as Vince raises Axl's hand as the crowd begins to boo both men